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December 11, 2017

Navy Seals (1990)

It's NAVY SEALS this week Action Boyz Guyz and the ABZs are coming at it by way of sea, land and air. It's a good thing the Boyz are so well trained because Michael Beihn looks like he's straight out of sleazy porn, the score is impressively chintzy and there's a golf course scene that has to be in the same universe as SNL's Schmitts Gay commercial. Come for the urban warfare and stay for the story Gabrus tells about dragging his family to the Navy Seal Museum in Fort Pierce. Action Boyz: America's Top Secret Weapon 

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Kat soh · August 16, 2024

I am obviously deep in the archives working late night but I needed (?) to say Ben’s Charlie Sheen impression is spot on.

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Will See · November 10, 2022

Hell yeah

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Bubblenoma · February 27, 2022

A rare miss of a film in the Action Boyz genre imo

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The Coin Guy · January 1, 2022

question 1. Do you have a Snake? 2. Are you into Satan? 3. Are you lying about the snake? hahahahahahahahaha

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Chabnormal · September 11, 2019

Carlos Estévez was funnier in Hot Shots

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Jason E Becker · December 14, 2017

Charles Sheen is very unlikable in this film.

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Dr. Wolfman's Got Nards Is Just Fine · December 18, 2017

You can just stop after 'very unlikable'.

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Adam Lane · December 13, 2017

Stanger is basically the Charlie Sheen of the Action Boyz.

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Semen Seagal · December 12, 2017

Rodgers leg piss story was hilarious.

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Dr. Wolfman's Got Nards Is Just Fine · December 11, 2017

'riddled with AIDS.' Jesus.