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December 4, 2017

Under Siege (1992)

Y'all better listen to this episode quick cause the Action Boyz are UNDER SIEGE and they, "got pies in the oven."  Also, did you know the 'Boyz are Cajun? Don't worry, it's of no consequence and it'll never come up again. Bottom line, the only thing standing between national security and Gary Busey in drag and Tommy Lee Jones doing Two-Face, is a cook. Good thing this cook is an ex-seal, with no muscle tone, who will strip down to a tank-top first chance he gets. Did we mention he's just a cook?

Comments (14)

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Alex Dalir · May 17, 2026

Some sailing experience, I can confirm that “forecastle” is pronounced ‘folk-sul’. Similarly, “boatswain” is pronounced “bows-un”.

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Will See · July 21, 2022

Hell yeah

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Bubblenoma · February 14, 2022

I asked my friend if he thought I could learn Steven Seagal in Under Seige knife moves and he told me know. By no, he means yes. Anyone could.

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The Coin Guy · December 31, 2021

i wish i acted like casey rybek when i was a line cook

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Shut It Off · August 19, 2019

Busey vs Tommy Lee. Hand 2 hand. Who wins?

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The Coin Guy · December 31, 2021

everyone

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TheDemonKane · December 11, 2017

TheDemonKane is not Stanger. Stanger is not TheDemonKane

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TheDemonKane · December 11, 2017

Hey I don’t know why all you guys comment every week when they make it pretty clear they think you’re all losers and resent your opinions. Y’all should try that self awareness thing

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Dr. Wolfman's Got Nards Is Just Fine · December 11, 2017

Hi Stanger.

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Adam Lane · December 6, 2017

The movie Stanger couldn't remember the name of is The Package with Gene Hackman and Tommy Lee Jones, great late Cold War political thriller.

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AdamGH · December 6, 2017

I thought I'd never seen this movie until Miss July 89 came out of that cake and the memories of rewinding that scene over and over came flooding back to me.

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OpaOpa · December 5, 2017

My theory on forest porn was always that it was left there but guys who got married or moved in with someone and had to get rid of their collection. They couldn’t dump it in the trash by their house so took it to the forest and let the cycle continue. Pre-internet porn days were magical. #GoCueball

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Adam Lane · December 6, 2017

Kids these days have it easy, back in the day we had to work for our porn.

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Dr. Wolfman's Got Nards Is Just Fine · December 4, 2017

The various 'we should edit this out' moments in this one are pretty great.