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July 30, 2018

Firefox (1982)

If you're out taking a slow jog in the woods, don't be alarmed if a helicopter starts following you – it's just the ActionBoyz coming over to breakdown this week's pic, FIREFOX. Don't let the memories of your past get in the way, the Boyz need to tell you about Clint Eastwood's old man physique, how he continued to look 54 years old in his Vietnam flashbacks, and how boring it is to watch a stand-and-deliver actor calmly sitting in the fake cockpit of a thought controlled aircraft. And last, don't forget that this film is Eastwood's STAR WARS. 

Comments (16)

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Will See · September 21, 2022

Hell yeah

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Robert DaPonte · August 14, 2018

"This talentless hack said some offensive shit back in the day."

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MovieBuff69 · August 2, 2018

If you say "haberdashery" you should also say "milliner" to be inclusive of women's hats. Its 2018.

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MovieBuff69 · August 1, 2018

How did you guys say "acapulco" without the kersey accent? A travesty

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Samael · July 31, 2018

For me, the railguns in Eraser qualify as technology that pays off. It might be the only good thing about that movie.

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Simeon · July 31, 2018

This is the worst film you guys have had to endure! So slow

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Totallybrian · July 30, 2018

This is the first movie I've ever watched entirely in 1.5 time, but I still fell asleep in the 3rd act. Soooooooo, five stars.

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Gwildor Sold Me Nuke · July 30, 2018

Blue Rhino Propane Exchange

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Kays · July 30, 2018

I wonder if Eastwood needs Cyborg to scan him.

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Adam Lane · July 30, 2018

As an Australian I have never heard the term "suck sweetie" used to describe a lolly before, but then, I suspect I move in different circles than Stanger.

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Eliana · July 30, 2018

Rodgers's mic cut out like three times in this ep

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P. Verhoeven · July 31, 2018

Every time Gabrus made fun the movie his tears fell on the equipment

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P. Verhoeven · July 30, 2018

...but what is the best Transformers movie? The one where the kid shits himself or the one Orson Welles ate himself to death?

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Munson Neuhaus · July 30, 2018

Wolfen 2: blood rave. Staring Ben Rogers. I think the action boys might need to branch out into shot films. The william friedkin stuff killed me, bravo.

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Fuckaroo Banzai · July 30, 2018

I have no idea why, but I would always get this movie mixed up with the movie Robot Jox.

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Adam Lane · July 30, 2018

It's good to know Stanger's jokes don't work in Russian, either.