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July 9, 2018

Mission: Impossible (1996)

Action Boyz boyz and girlz...Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to watch this week's movie, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. That's right the original- the original remake of the TV series. Please keep in mind, this is a dangerous episode involving: Tom Cruise love, diarrhea, French firefighters and a deep desire to understand how the fuck Ethan Hunt sent that email to Max. RED light, GREEN light! This message will self destruct in 3...2...1

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Christopher Davis · March 1, 2026

You've gotta think De Palma specifically picked his intro credit to appear right after the secret message destruction puff followed by Voigts in-flight puff as that "welcome to my universe moment." Love it! Also the title card on the original is wild and SO 96'

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Kuato (and the freedom brigade) · August 7, 2024

The drug they mention is real... methcathinone or CAT it was an upper peninsula Michigan bathtub crank made from a frightening assortment of household and industrial chemicals... ok I'll see myself out

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Joey Knish · April 30, 2024

Literally laughed out loud in my office at “I’m not one of your girlfriends”

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Will See · November 9, 2022

Hell yeah

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Shut It Off · September 15, 2019

Dave and Jason

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Adam Lane · July 10, 2018

I love that Stanger Gorgon has a guy named Dave.

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Arthur Newman · July 11, 2018

Dave was the guy who almost moved in with clubber after Jason.

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Fuckaroo Banzai · July 10, 2018

Now I have my monkey pukes

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AdamGH · July 10, 2018

Gabrus confusing Doink with Dink is the most offensive thing to ever happen on this podcast.

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Adam Lane · July 10, 2018

I'm on board for the PornoBoyz.

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Arthur Newman · July 9, 2018

I thought I was little under average height but I checked IMDB at 5’6” i’m inch shorter than Tom cruise. :/

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dnb_train · July 9, 2018

go buy some risers for dem shoes