Neil Kohney

And here we have our final and complete day at the zoo. Thank you to everyone who voted and contributed and liked and enjoyed. And keep an eye out for our next big ol patreon picture: “A haunted house, a haunted home”, coming soon!

We’ve made it to the final vote, where you shall decide the name of the zoo. You know how it works by now, so make your picks and let’s fuckin go *They spent all their money on animals so they have to repurpose the Zoom video conferencing logo that they stole off a billboard, and poorly scribble out

Our winning pick from “a day at the zoo 12”: “A tiny competing Mom and Pop zoo. All they have is a possum and a skunk.” So now, we have reached the final day in our day at the zoo! It is time to decide a name above the gate for our magnificent zoological park. As usual, make your suggestions in the

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 13 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *Potentially climbing a giraffe's neck to try to get in

Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 11”: “I'm thinking that would be a great place for some Dune style sand worms” So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature guests, animals, addi

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 12 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *just four impossibly tall and thin legs, extending up out

Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 10”: “Bees!!” So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature guests, animals, additional scenery, whatever. Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comm

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 11 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *Where are the standard zoo animals, elephant and giraffe?

Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 9”: “The Coyote (from Roadrunner) teaching a class of little coyotes how to paint tunnels on walls.” So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 9 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *A bear is carefully backing a truck up into the cave while

Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 8”: “Two cats sleeping comfortably on top and several very angry cats desperately hanging on to the side of the mountain and a zoo patron in cat ears with a little grabber putting more cats onto the mountain” So now, suggest in the comments below what you thi

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 9 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *Two cats sleeping comfortably on top and several very angry

Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 7”: “The Fellowship attempting to cross the Misty Mountain Caradhras with a little Saruman standing on the brick barrier whispering spells to stop them” So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 8 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *The Fellowship attempting to cross the Misty Mountain Carad

Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 6”: “A tiny pirate ship with tiny pirates fighting a regular size octopus while a group tiny mermaids beckon the tiny pirates to smash themselves upon their regular rocks” So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot la

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 7 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *A sign saying "Jimmay Stinz peed his pants on this spot in

Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 5”: “It's the biggest cage so a whale crammed inside and a bunch of signs around it with things like: "Newly discovered!" "Land whale" "He's fine" "They all look like that" "Natural habitat: cramped dry spaces" "He loves it here!"” So now, suggest in the comm

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 6 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *A couple of giraffes are eating from the trees outside the

Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 4”: “Hot dog cart labeled “zoo meat”” So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature guests, animals, additional scenery, whatever. Then I’ll pick

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 5 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *Hot dog stand. but it's just a poll in the middle and a dog

Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 3”: “Feral clowns” So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature guests, animals, additional scenery, whatever. Then I’ll pick some of my favorite

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 4 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *Clearly the band from the Titanic goes there, still playing

Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 2”: “A gorilla in a tux serving as a bouncer with one of those red ropes. Some sexy looking ostriches are let in while fat dog is angry he's still in line” and “Penguin sniper on the rooftop, aiming for the goose in the tuxedo” So now, suggest in the comments

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 3 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *What new* zoo is complete without a ribbon cutting ceremony

Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 2”: a 3 way tie! Someone flirting with a dolphin and their partner standing by angry but resigned, Penguins realizing one of them is just a goose in a tuxedo, and Ducks feeding a child bread So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happe

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 2 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *A heated argument between the two groups of mermaids/mermen

Ok! Here’s how this is gonna work: I have drawn an empty zoo scene. Each week (or so) I’ll identify a spot within the scene and you guys suggest what should be happening within that spot in the comments. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature guests, animals, additional scenery,