A day at the zoo 7
Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 6”: “A tiny pirate ship with tiny pirates fighting a regular size octopus while a group tiny mermaids beckon the tiny pirates to smash themselves upon their regular rocks”
So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature guests, animals, additional scenery, whatever.
Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.
And we’re gonna keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO
Comments (34)
Ants reenacting the battle of Minas Tirith (i.e. the battle on the Pelennor Fields, I know) with an anteater posing as Grond
With an Ass full of Jam. Like a donkey. Carrying jam.
it's like a kids petting zoo, with bunnies, red pandas, baby deer, and the like. except instead of petting, there's a guy renting out bb guns, and selling tickets to borrow a hammer and climb over a stepladder to get inside.
Kevin. It’s just a guy called Kevin.
Would it be tasteless to suggest a tiny adorable baby bunny rabbit, a child that fell in the pit, and a zoo keeper with a rocket launcher they're pointing at the bunny in order to save the child?
Tiny Barad-dûr and orc battle
Mountain goats stacking themselves to build a Tower of Babel to ascend to the heavens themselves. Some goats have tumbled off, picking themselves up to ascend again
A sign saying ‘The Worlds’ Smallest Everest’ (deliberate apostrophe). Two yeti (yetis?) sitting in chairs playing chess. A child is about to throw zoo meat at them.
A yeti has brought his snow machine and goes skiing there. To him, it‘s vacation.
the rich-people section of the zoo (walled off, of course) with all of the animals they don't tell the rest of us
A goat finally making it to the top of the mountain, leaping to freedom as a giant hawk swoops down to grab it for dinner. The sign says “Oversized Hawk Exhibit.
Those white and pink animal cookies with the sprinkles. ziplining off the rock.
A couple flamingos skiing down the rock slope
Kevin Hart, with a "Rock" to simulate his natural environment (He comes out in an awful lot of movies with him).
The fellowship of the ring, but tiny
It’s a termite mound being picketed by termites on strike for better conditions with an exacerbated queen ordering a zookeeper to crack some skulls and break it up
A gnome fortress built on the side of the rock with a line of gnomes coming from the outside of the park (and the image), climbing over the wall and bringing stolen home appliances they store on the grass inside the enclosure
The Fellowship attempting to cross the Misty Mountain Caradhras with a little Saruman standing on the brick barrier whispering spells to stop them
The siege of Minas Tirith being recreated by Meerkats
Was thinking a long the same lines! Are Meetkats defending? Who is doing the sieging?
An obviously fake T-Rex fighting a caveman
Mountain goats (the animal) along with The Mountain Goats (the band).
An oyster or oysters with a sign that says rocky mountain oysters
A sloth bear fighting a tiger. Because apparently that's a real thing that happens
The entire zoo in miniature scale with a microman saying he is the keeper of the keys
A miners strike, with a full picket line
That's actually the aggro crag from Nickelodeon Guts and kids are climbing up it to take a piece home. Now we send it over to Mo. MO!
The mountain climber from the Price is Right mountain climbing game climbing the hill. With the player and prizes all around.
Mimes throwing imaginary mime poop at guests.
Rabbits burrowing under the brick wall from the outside to get into the exhibit and using the rocky mound as a slide.
baby eye of sauron and a few hobbits smoking pipeweed
Chimpanzee’s with a catapult, filling it with their poop. One of the chimps has binoculars, searching for a target outside the enclosure.
A large herd of cats doing cat things
Hamsters on a mountain climbing expedition.