Neil Kohney

Our winning picks from “not even earth 5: even a vote 5” was ……. “A Tetris block, like one particular Tetris block like an upside down L, anthropomorphized, descending with great zeal, nay, LUST, to fit snuggly into the crevice of the mountain, leaving no room for doubt as to its desire or intention

One thing I’ve been trying to do with lighting in my comics lately is to evoke the glow effects in 80s and 90s animation. It always looked so cool and tactile and almost dangerous. Like the film was being completely blown out. I think I managed it ok in this one with the spell effect. It’s easier in

Ask your questions (or draw requests or whatever) and I’ll draw up the answers, to be posted next Monday!

Hey! time to officially vote on what gets officially added HERE for “not even earth 6” (officially) and note that there’s a character limit on polls, so note any options with an asterisk. The full version will appear below *A large descending planet making a kissy face. You see how that blue mountai

I understand squishy wizards from a balance perspective in video games and tabletops, but I prefer my wizard beefy and ready to wield a broadsword. Our cat elphaba has been the main visual and behavioral inspiration for the black cat. However we recently got a little kitten (Winifred) who I suspect

Our winning picks from “not even earth 4: even a vote 4” were ……. “The fattest of fat dogs, jabba the hutt style, hanging out on a barge” So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “not even earth 6”! as always, I’ll pick some of my favorite suggestion

I’ve been taking improv classes for about a year now, which has inspired this comic. I can respond to almost anything now. The original idea for this was for the improviser to put “magna cum laude in improv class” on their resumé, which the interviewer finds odd. I decided that was a little too simi

Hey! time to officially vote on what gets officially added HERE for “not even earth 5” (officially)

As I’ve mentioned previously, we’ve been working hard on some video versions of the comics. It’s been so fun, and we’ll be uploading some soon. But in the meantime, here’s a little look at our first voice recording session. A little behind the scenes magic, curated by yours truly, using the extent o

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Our winning picks from “not even earth 3: even a vote 3” were ……. “Two dune worms having a romantic evening. Picnic blanket, basket, and smooches” and “Big hands grabbing and opening the arch goatse style” So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “no

Hey! I bruised up my hand pretty good this past weekend, so I’m holding off on a new comic this week. I’m going to try to get some more redraws ready tho (got some REEEAAAL oldies; serious deep cuts) and I’ll try to still get out some Patreon content. Currently have a new “not even earth” and 3 pane

I came up with the first half of this comic awhile ago and had the hardest time deciding on an ending. We eventually came up with a whole thing where they try praying to Chair God, who brings back the chair, but they find out it’s death was a canon event, which leads to their universe collapsing. It

Ask your questions (or draw requests or whatever) and I’ll draw up the answers, to be posted next Monday!

Hey! time to officially vote on what gets officially added HERE for “not even earth 4” (officially) and note that there’s a character limit on polls, so note any options with an asterisk. The full version will appear below *Megatron and Starscream are lost, reading a map and arguing over where they

When a comic is set in one unremarkable location like this one, I try to go really overboard with the facial expressions. I don’t know how much people really care about it, but it helps keep me from getting bored while I’m drawing. I based future Jake’s look on 80s action heroes; primarily Mad Max.

Our winning pick from “not even earth 2: even a vote 2” was ……. “Tentacled alien doing skate tricks with three skateboards at once, different trick with each board.” So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “not even earth 4”! as always, I’ll pick so

This was a rare comic that barely changed from our initial writing session to final script. Basically just dialogue punch up. Those last 3 pages are exactly as I envisioned them from the start. It’s rare that happens, but makes things much easier. also, Marissa wanted me to think up something else f

Hey! time to officially vote on what gets officially added HERE for “not even earth 3” (officially) and note that there’s a character limit on polls, so note any options with an asterisk. The full version will appear below *Fat dog riding a skateboard up, or down, the slope. Bonus if he wears a spac

This is another one of those troublemakers that was missing a source file (well, half a source file). But I was happy to do a redraw. despite it being one of my all time favorites, I was never thrilled with the color choices I made in the original, as well as some wishy washy line art

Our winning pick from “not even earth 1: even a vote 1” was ……. “A (human) astronaut scribbling the american flaf over a pre-existing alien flag, while flipping off the alien that JUST put the flag there” with the second place “Naked dude, back to camera, hands on hips, pissing off the cliff. Big ol

Hey! So we are currently working on some fully voiced video versions of the comics. Still early stages, but it’s coming together reeeeal nice and I’m super excited about it. But the most mind numbing part of the process (primarily handled by lovely Marissa, because she’s lovely) is organizing and re

Hey! time to officially vote on what gets officially added HERE for “not even earth 2” (officially) and note that there’s a character limit on polls, so note any options with an asterisk. The full version will appear below also, given the more open ended nature of this scene, feel free to chose mult

Ask your questions (or draw requests or whatever) and I’ll draw up the answers to be posted next Monday!

Hey look! It’s an empty place that’s not even earth….. aaaaaaannnnd our next big scene! you know how it works by now. Unless you don’t, in which case…….. suggest down in the comments what you think should be happening in the spot marked “HERE” (and/or like your favorite suggestions). I’ll chose the