Not even earth 2
Our winning pick from “not even earth 1: even a vote 1” was ……. “A (human) astronaut scribbling the american flaf over a pre-existing alien flag, while flipping off the alien that JUST put the flag there” with the second place “Naked dude, back to camera, hands on hips, pissing off the cliff. Big ol' ass” thrown in for good measure.
So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “not even earth 3”!
as always, I’ll pick some of my favorite suggestions (along with your top picks based on likes) to put in a poll for the interactive comic tier
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Curiosity space rover flipped upside down beetling after trying to drive up the cliff
A blue marble from Marble Madness (1984) in all its glorious 8-bit breaking and Q*bert looking down in surprise, suggesting he may have played a part in the marble’s downfall.
A astronauts sleeping on the ground but while doing so a couple of alien children have buried him under the sand and made on his stomach some obvious alien anatomy
A man in the foreground eating a big ol burger while littering the packaging and wrapper behind him. The litter is getting sucked into the turbine of an alien on a hover board about to do a trick on the half pipe. The litter causing the board to stop and the alien is flying face first into the wall.
The hobbits hiding from the ring wraiths. But maybe like alien versions
Alien sk8r bois, while Avril Lavigne looks on longingly
Tentacled alien doing skate tricks with three skateboards at once, different trick with each board.
Curiosity and various Mars adjacent rovers doing sick vert tricks. Maybe a cameo from Grave Digger could be cool, too.
The scene of Arnold Schwarzenegger's character from Total Recall when he's on the surface of Mars.
The pointy 'S' that everyone drew in school carved into the side
An alien surfer surfing the rock wave, because on this planet, rocks are water and water are rocks (I don't make the rules).
A yeti skateboarding on a lunar rover.
Spaceman Spiff (though clearly labelled as "Not Spaceman Spiff" for legal reasons) thrown through the windshield of his spaceship and lying in a heap on the cliff face. Optional bumper stick that says "my other ride is your mother."
Danny DeVito taking a bubble bath in the crater with a Danny DeVito-sized loofah and a Danny DeVito-sized rubber ducky (plus regular rubber ducky for scale)
An entrance to the kingdom of the mole people
Amongst the rocks, tiny apes leap excitedly around a tiny black monolith.
A chicken in a space suit getting suntan
Rover flipped over on its back like a bug that can't flip itself back over. And from one of the smaller pebbles, too.
Fat dog riding a skateboard up, or down, the slope. Bonus if he wears a space suit, but no helmet, because otherwise we wouldn't know it was fat dog.
i ALSO believe this would be prime real estate for Fat Dog!
Calvin and Hobbes doing a sick ass trick off the ramp in their red wheelbarrow
I would also say either dressed up as spaceman spiff or at least have both of them with those retro-future fishbowl astronaut helmets on
An alien skateboarder mooning the astronaut
Astro-skateboarders trying to use the cliff as a sick half pipe but having trouble because of the rocks
Alien children sledding down the hill (wipeout optional) using parts of a spaceship in the background that’s now missing many critical parts
Can I add that there's also a snowboarder amongst them, in full attire?
Mars Rover being driven up the hill by a small alien, a la a cowboy riding a bronco