Neil Kohney

Our winning picks from “not even earth 5: even a vote 5” was ……. “A Tetris block, like one particular Tetris block like an upside down L, anthropomorphized, descending with great zeal, nay, LUST, to fit snuggly into the crevice of the mountain, leaving no room for doubt as to its desire or intention

Hey! time to officially vote on what gets officially added HERE for “not even earth 6” (officially) and note that there’s a character limit on polls, so note any options with an asterisk. The full version will appear below *A large descending planet making a kissy face. You see how that blue mountai

Our winning picks from “not even earth 4: even a vote 4” were ……. “The fattest of fat dogs, jabba the hutt style, hanging out on a barge” So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “not even earth 6”! as always, I’ll pick some of my favorite suggestion

Hey! time to officially vote on what gets officially added HERE for “not even earth 5” (officially)

Our winning picks from “not even earth 3: even a vote 3” were ……. “Two dune worms having a romantic evening. Picnic blanket, basket, and smooches” and “Big hands grabbing and opening the arch goatse style” So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “no

Hey! time to officially vote on what gets officially added HERE for “not even earth 4” (officially) and note that there’s a character limit on polls, so note any options with an asterisk. The full version will appear below *Megatron and Starscream are lost, reading a map and arguing over where they

Hey! time to officially vote on what gets officially added HERE for “not even earth 3” (officially) and note that there’s a character limit on polls, so note any options with an asterisk. The full version will appear below *Fat dog riding a skateboard up, or down, the slope. Bonus if he wears a spac

Our winning pick from “not even earth 1: even a vote 1” was ……. “A (human) astronaut scribbling the american flaf over a pre-existing alien flag, while flipping off the alien that JUST put the flag there” with the second place “Naked dude, back to camera, hands on hips, pissing off the cliff. Big ol

Hey! time to officially vote on what gets officially added HERE for “not even earth 2” (officially) and note that there’s a character limit on polls, so note any options with an asterisk. The full version will appear below also, given the more open ended nature of this scene, feel free to chose mult

Hey look! It’s an empty place that’s not even earth….. aaaaaaannnnd our next big scene! you know how it works by now. Unless you don’t, in which case…….. suggest down in the comments what you think should be happening in the spot marked “HERE” (and/or like your favorite suggestions). I’ll chose the

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, time to officially vote on what gets officially added here for “a gassy little station 9” (officially) *And the car wash “Gushing Wet”

Our winning pick from “A gassy little station 7: pump a vote 7” was ……. “Two charity car washes: one with sexy ladies, the other with overweight men, and the driver at the women one is bummed he didn’t get the other one.” So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see ad

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, time to officially vote on what gets officially added here for “a gassy little station 8” (officially) And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *Two charity car washes: o

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, time to officially vote on what gets officially added here for “a gassy little station 7” (officially) And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *A second yellow directional arrow at

Our winning pick from “A gassy little station 5: pump a vote 5” was ……. “A weiner-mobile stuck half way in the garage with one guy rolling his eyes and one guy looking smug as hell” So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “A gassy little station 7”!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, time to officially vote on what gets officially added here for “a gassy little station 6” (officially) And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *Vinny's "Service" Station. The garage opens onto

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, time to officially vote on what gets officially added here for “a gassy little station 5” (officially) And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *Captain Ahab hunting the whale that is flirting w

Hey hey hey hey hey, time to officially vote on what gets officially added here for “a gassy little station 4” (officially) And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *The Google Maps Streetview car parked out front taking a pict

Our winning pick from “A gassy little station 2: pump a vote 2” was ……. “let's see an enamored gray whale trying to woo the tank. The whale should be very hot, thirsty, maybe sweaty?” So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “A gassy little station 4

Hey hey hey hey hey, time to officially vote on what gets officially added here for “a gassy little station 3” (officially) And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *Hank Hill (from King of the Hill) checking the propane levels

Hey hey hey hey hey, time to officially vote on what gets officially added here for “a gassy little station 2” (officially) And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *(alternate similar suggestion) A man holding the nozzle, read

and so we have it: a house truly most haunted. Big big thanks for everybody who suggested and voted. We’ll be starting up another one of these soon! If you have suggestions for what kinda scene we should do next, leave it in the comments. If not, no worries. You’ve earned a break.

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for “a house most haunted 12” (officially). And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *A kid monster is scared of humans under the bed. Parent monster

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for “a house most haunted 12” (officially). And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *A fortune teller on the line with Crystal Ball Customer Support

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for “a house most haunted 11” (officially). And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *A bunch of mythical and spooky creatures standing in a soup lin

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for “a house most haunted 9” (officially). And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *Mothman and the Jersey Devil are playing Pokémon on GameBoys wit

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for “a house most haunted 9” (officially). And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *Love it if there was a scene of monsters playing DnD. Feel like

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for “a house most haunted 8” (officially). And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *Public mouse execution, either guillotine or hanging, your choic

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for “a house most haunted 7” (officially). And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *Alright, this haunted house NEEDS a rave room, and I feel like t

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for “a house most haunted 6” (officially). And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *Two people with waaay too long of legs playing footsie under the

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for “a house most haunted 5” (officially). And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *A witch is preparing a potion in the tub (as if it was a cauldro

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for “a house most haunted 4” (officially). And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *Oversized “American Girl” like dolls having a tea party with the

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for “a house most haunted 3” (officially). And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below… *The bartender is a bottle of booze, there are various anthropomo

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for “a house most haunted 2” (officially).

We’ve made it to the final vote, where you shall decide the name of the zoo. You know how it works by now, so make your picks and let’s fuckin go *They spent all their money on animals so they have to repurpose the Zoom video conferencing logo that they stole off a billboard, and poorly scribble out

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 13 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *Potentially climbing a giraffe's neck to try to get in

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 12 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *just four impossibly tall and thin legs, extending up out

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 11 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *Where are the standard zoo animals, elephant and giraffe?

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 9 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *A bear is carefully backing a truck up into the cave while

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 9 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *Two cats sleeping comfortably on top and several very angry

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 8 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *The Fellowship attempting to cross the Misty Mountain Carad

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 7 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *A sign saying "Jimmay Stinz peed his pants on this spot in

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 6 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *A couple of giraffes are eating from the trees outside the

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 5 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *Hot dog stand. but it's just a poll in the middle and a dog

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 4 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *Clearly the band from the Titanic goes there, still playing

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 3 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *What new* zoo is complete without a ribbon cutting ceremony

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 2 (officially). And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang. *A heated argument between the two groups of mermaids/mermen