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July 7, 2026

A gassy little station 8

Our winning pick from “A gassy little station 7: pump a vote 7” was ……. “Two charity car washes: one with sexy ladies, the other with overweight men, and the driver at the women one is bummed he didn’t get the other one.”

So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “A gassy little station 9”!

as always, I’ll pick some of my favorite suggestions (along with your top picks based on likes) to put in a poll for the interactive comic tier

Comments (22)

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Corty · July 17, 2026

I want one of the gas prices signs to SOMEHOW been modded to play the classic videogame "Doom"

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Zach Perez · July 12, 2026

Wigs: curly (price = hand with cash), clown (hand with more cash), clown with hat and mustache (hand with gold coins)

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Morgan Engel · July 7, 2026

I didn't know Waldo was so cut. This is canon now. Or is this Wally?

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Cjnchimaera · July 7, 2026

It's a giant slot machine, and Paul Bunyan just won the jackpot.

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Mike Metzler · July 7, 2026

Gas Diet Gas Caffeine-free Diet Gas Baja Blast Gas

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KP · July 7, 2026

Kohnies Alternative Fuels Whale Oil Angel Tears Childhood Spirit (You pick the best prices)

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Plain Zebra · July 7, 2026

A bee pissing on the BP logo Calvin-style, with gas prices listed as: 1. Electric $0.69 (with “nice” graffiti next to it) 2. Whole $4.20 3. Neat $1.00

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Pontiac Vixen · July 7, 2026

An employee is yelling at a witch on a broom changing the price of gas to a baby's face.

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Peter Banting · July 7, 2026

It should be called “The Gas-Whole” with the convenience store called “Grab-n-Get Out” and the fast food place “Greasy Grub Shovers”.

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Peter Banting · July 8, 2026

And the car wash “Gushing Wet”

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Rimbo (he-him) · July 7, 2026

ok NOW we've gotta get Captain Ahab peerin at the whale from behind the sign

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Fivefinger Delta · July 7, 2026

A ladder propped against the sign and Ahab leaping off, mid air holding his harpoon above his head with both hands.

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Zihuatanejo · July 7, 2026

Regular Gas: $5.73 Sexy Gas: $573.29 Just Sex (No Gas): $0.29

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Paul Koepke · July 7, 2026

The little creep guy crawling head-down holding a suspicious, small, wet bag a la Dracula crawling like a lizard.

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Shoe Ghost · July 7, 2026

a completely random politician on a ladder trying to forcibly lower gas prices by changing the numbers with a brand name marker pen. could be anyone really, dealers choice.

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Kno Problem · July 7, 2026

Robert Reich, he'd find it funny

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Zihuatanejo · July 7, 2026

Is that ... is that Sexy Waldo? Neil, you doll.

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M W · July 7, 2026

The nip nips

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Vand · July 7, 2026

Snake oil is listed at $$$

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Kno Problem · July 7, 2026

Hat prices

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Cjnchimaera · July 7, 2026

Baseball cap, top hat, and propeller hat in order from least to most expensive.

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Ian Neel · July 7, 2026

A sign for Kohney Gas, displaying prices for viewing, sampling, or bathing in the gas