A gassy little station 6
Our winning pick from “A gassy little station 5: pump a vote 5” was ……. “A weiner-mobile stuck half way in the garage with one guy rolling his eyes and one guy looking smug as hell”
So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “A gassy little station 7”!
as always, I’ll pick some of my favorite suggestions (along with your top picks based on likes) to put in a poll for the interactive comic tier
Comments (24)
It is an ordinary weed dispenser dispensing various weeds for discerning ruminants
What belongs there is: A small middle school marching band with one tuba-ist and three drum-majorettes ordering banana daiquiris. From an octopus.
A tank ordering 30 happy meals.
Optimus prime crawling to the window and ordering 4 quarts of oil in a to go container
Ratthews Rat Ribs! The only place this side of the Mississippi to get succulent rat ribs in Ratthews secret sauce. A few cars are lined up waiting for their orders and who should appear at the window himself? Ratthew in all his ratty glory. Beady eyes shift and dark whiskers twitch as he hands a salivating customer their order. What can he say? It's a family business.
a drive through where they only sell the weird bald man.
On the price board, a demonic contract offering oddly specific exchanges per litre (eg: a loan of 1/8th your soul for 3 months to do janitorial services)
A lady ordering her own box of porno-graphic magazines, but from the convenience of a drive through.
"NO NO NO NO... I SAID I WANT A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, ONION RINGS, AND A LARGE ORANGE DRINK! SAY IT, 'DRINK!'"
A line of chickens queuing for Kentucky Fried Humans
Drive-Up Kissing Booth with 4 anatomically varied fat dogs in different outfits ready for consensual smooching
I think it has to be a Gasoline Ice Cream drive-thru. A more funny answer could be something like a dinosaur processing plant to smush down all those living fossils into oil, but having a fun gas flavored treat for all the kiddos just sounds dandy.❤
An elephant at the window blocking other cars filled with circus performers from getting their orders.
Did the elephant remember what it ordered?
The zoo meat vendor has franchised into a zoo meat fast food restaurant, and is trying to sell zoo meat milkshakes
A second yellow directional arrow at the other end of the drive-thru pointing inwards, and two cars at the window facing each other with the drivers out of their cars yelling at each other. A worker at the window is holding a bag of food and is confused as to who to give it to. A villainous-looking man is standing nearby with a bucket of yellow paint and paintbrush, tugging on his long mustaches as he excitedly watches the chaos unfold.
A line of characters referencing inclusions from the prior interactive comics
Shouldn't the smug guy and the eye roller be reversed? Like the watcher is smugly, silently saying i told you it wouldn't fit?
Nah, this adds more to the absurdity
Yogg-sogoth ordering Drive-Tru in an old cadillac, followed by one of those "just-wed" cars with cans on the back
A giant hamburger is being pushed out of the window. Pulled up to the window is a person on a Segway.
A super-long and super-bendy limousine is going through the drive-through, and at the window is the chubby dog.
The girl from The Ring coming out of the drive thru window to hand someone their food
But it must be in the full spider walk mode.