September 2026 Q&A: the Qs

This may be too late in the process, but my Q is: do you have a cut-off time in your mind for the Q's, before you say "that's enough, I gotta start working on my A's!" And, if you do, could we get a peek? Inside your mind? Please?

please draw a panda with big, luscious sideburns, like those on General Ambrose Burnside.

I’ve been very sick lately. Thanks for the laughs.

What if a cat was also a scientist?

They have competitions for just about anything these days. Did you know there’s a Microsoft excel world championship!? If you got to make your own world championship, what would it be?

How are the cockroaches in Witches of the West Coast training to fight back against Cat?

Favorite Tim Curry role?

We got a new student lodger for a month from Saudi Arabia - what's your most Islamic friendly comic? Is it that one that depicts Mohammed or-

Seth MacFarlane just released an album of Muppets songs. What would Peter Griffin look like as a muppet?

Do Pig's eyes hurt after the contortions they just went thru?

what are your work days like?

How did the Des Peres pickle jar get there? Were fat dog and pig involved?

I have a funny story about my misadventures with my new TTRPG group, but the details are probably too long to use for Q&A, so (short version) please draw a group about to sit down for a game where every player made a character using a different game system. Or if that’s too much, please draw a duck with a dark secret. Oh! And a question — ummm, what’s your favorite cereal?

Sept is seven and Oct is 8. Dec is 10. How did the months get so out of order? And Fat Dog and Pig make a sexy fireman Christmas card (gotta plan early)

If a cat was voted president what would be his first executive order?

My friend Darren is coming to town this weekend. What should we do?

The other day my 2 cats looked at each other and started fighting like never before. I have to keep them separate now. Can you please draw the solution to their fighting problem?

What if I told you that it's the 10 year anniversary of everything that happened 10 years ago?

No question, just good vibes 🫶

What are both your favorite ways to decompress after a shitty day?

Your characters are very expressive, and I find myself increasing the dramatic nature of my own facial expressions after years of reading your comics. Are your own facial expressions dramatic in real life?

Boxers or briefs?

AQo or AQs?

The age old Power Scaling debate is that Batman could beat anyone with prep time; can you show us how Gary and/or the fat dog would actually beat Batman if power scaled?

Where did we left-handed people come from? I've always heard we evolved from the merfolk.

As a cat person, who would fat dog be if he was a fat cat? Does he secretly desires this, and that is why he's given up on his self-care, understanding the futility to pursue his dreams?

What have you never drawn yet that you would want to draw?

thanks for making me laugh. Gandalf big naturals?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could get access to the latest in advanced wood-chucking technology?

Good song for an autumn bike ride/stroll? Also, fat dog preparing to step on the CRUNCHIEST leaf (leaf POV) thanku!

What would it liik like if modern day Odin would be getting in trouble for holding wild Ravens as pets

How do we know that the surface of the sun is actually hot?

What would happen if someone who, through an unfortunate anatomic condition, sucked in air at the bottom and farted out through their mouth, manned a kissing booth?

Should wings on shoes give the ability to fly or to run really fast on air?

How did Santa first discover the halberd?

Fat dog’s favorite old school pc game

Per your last comic how ugly does a cat have to be in order to justify eating it? (Asking for my dad who ate a cat once) ((I don't talk to my parents))(((Other reasons probably don't ask)))

If you could 3-d print only one thing in your lifetime, what would it be?

Favorite seasoning?

If 9 out of 10 dentists agree, is that one dentist a contrarian or are the others just being cliquey?

I think about the World's Heaviest Accountant unreasonably often. What does he do to unwind over the weekend once he is out of the office?

Is Q afraid of A?

Is there a tip mechanism? I said I'd pay $1 per month, and you're getting these twelve dollars, damn it!

What would it look like if Batman had to move the Batcave in standard Uhauls?