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September 29, 2026

Hurt my hand!

Hey! I bruised up my hand pretty good this past weekend, so I’m holding off on a new comic this week. I’m going to try to get some more redraws ready tho (got some REEEAAAL oldies; serious deep cuts) and I’ll try to still get out some Patreon content. Currently have a new “not even earth” and 3 panel movie scheduled, but one or both might be pushed to next week. We’ll see.

but yeah, if it seems a little light around here this week , that’s why. Sorrrrry.

Comments (53)

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SCRJ · October 2, 2026

rest honey

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Dragon Messmer · October 1, 2026

Heal up!

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Freddrick Florent · September 30, 2026

Freddy and the Gang™️level deep? 👀

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Neil Kohney · October 1, 2026

Unfortunately not that deep 😬

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Paulio B · September 30, 2026

Dibs asking how you hurt your hand for next month's Q&A!

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Amber · September 30, 2026

Oh no! I hope you’re able to rest and heal up. I also occasionally treat my hands like they aren’t my very important tools. It’s a real whoopsie daisy.

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

I should’ve worn gloves to dig 😬, but I am very dumb and very did not

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Zihuatanejo · September 30, 2026

Sounds like it's time for Marissa to step up. (feel better and get well soon, Neil)

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

She might just! She seems keen, if she’s got the time

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E.J. Ford · September 30, 2026

Feel better, pal!

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

Thank you!

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Ross Carroll · September 30, 2026

Use your wrong hand you coward

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

That one is hurt too!

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Bingk · September 30, 2026

Please give yourself time to heal! We are not going away

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

Thank you!

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Irregular Shed ⾕ Steve Anderson · September 30, 2026

nope not good enough cancelling my patreon omg drama (get well!)

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

Fair 🙏

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Jimmy Ford · September 30, 2026

It's totally understandable that you'd need to rest your hand, and I think I speak for everyone when I say WE DEMAND A BLOOD SACRIFICE

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

on it

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Jeff Buckner · September 29, 2026

I was wondering what kind of crazy comic this would be. Still not fully convinced this isn’t a setup of some kind. Where is fat dog?

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

He’s hiding somewhere in the post, I promise

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FenixVolatilis · September 29, 2026

Tbf, my hand-drawing looks like it's been done by a foot, so your foot-drawing would still kick its ass! Jk, for real though, I hope it heals well! Do NOOOOT get another manicure from the Hammer-People of Thumbow 9

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

But they’re so affordable!

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Noah Lieberman · September 29, 2026

Haha, read this as an order to the reader at first...

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

I mean, if you really want to

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Jason Temple · September 29, 2026

May you heal quickly

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

Thanksss! I’m tryin

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Phanpy100 · September 29, 2026

Ngl I half expected this to be a comic about one hurting their hand. Anyhow best wishes

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

Nahhhh, but perhaps this will inspire a comic? And thanks!

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Gary Eddings · September 29, 2026

If "self-abuse" results in hand injury...I'm pretty sure there's a national hot line phone to call for help. Never struggle alone!🙄

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

Oh thank god

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Big Abuelita Energy · September 29, 2026

Time for Lady Marissa to tag in and show her stuff✨ get well soon sir don't rush the recovery 💯

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

She might! If she got the time

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Plain Zebra · September 29, 2026

We will accept a dramatic recreation of the events that led to your bruised hand in comic form as recompense. But for real, man, sorry to hear - as a one-armed bandit, I often worry about damaging the remaining functional digits. Wishing you a speedy recovery!

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

It’s already feeling a bit better!

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KP · September 29, 2026

*Screeches in Lemongrab* For real though I hope it feels better soon!

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

Thank you thank you!

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Lew Basnight · September 29, 2026

Don't worry about us, we'll get by without you... somehow... (walks slowly off into a joyless grey future of misery and sorrow)

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

I’ll have at least *something* this week, I promise!

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First Fan Theater · September 29, 2026

I'm wishing you the best healing 🫂

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

Thank you!

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Jessica Radzwilowicz · September 29, 2026

Oh, honey! You take good care of yourself, you hear? You don't need to worry about us, take all the time you need.

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

❤️

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Alex · September 29, 2026

We should get Marissa to draw some stuff 😄

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

She might! She is a genuinely very good artist, but she takes a lot longer than I do (and has a day job)

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Sean Long · September 29, 2026

If you need a donor hand mine is free

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

I’ll take it. But only if you’re a lefty, I’d love to mix it up with the next set

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Buttchug · September 29, 2026

it would be cool if you did some audio storyboards like the ones from a couple years ago

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

That’s a good idea! I also have some fun behind the scenes content of me and the fellas recording comic audio for our upcoming comic video edit things that I’ll try to edit and post this week

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Jon Auerbach · September 29, 2026

This whole time I thought you were drawing with your feet!

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Tom · September 29, 2026

You are confusing him with Daniel Day Lewis I think

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SuperNar3k · September 29, 2026

I forgive you, dont do it again

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Neil Kohney · September 30, 2026

Yessir