Aug 2026 Q&A: the Qs

Are you guys sleeping and hydrating enough?

What image comes to mind when you "go to your happy place?" Can you show us what it looks like?

As we go into fall, everyone is aware of applesauce. What other fruit makes good sauce, and how would Fat Dog make it?

If there had to be a letter cut from the alphabet, which one would be lost?

What would be the fanciest bow tie?

How do squirrels know which are their nuts and which are another squirrel's nuts? Good old pee marking, do they carve a little mark in there, is it a visual thing? 🤔

Sgt Pepper album cover parody with your favourite other end characters to draw.

I know you have a time limit for these. To help out, just answer this with something already drawn for another question. What brought you joy this month? I got to eat something with texture after having all my wisdom teeth taken out and I'll never take non-mashed food for granted every again.

Q, Cue, or Queue? And Pig and Fat Dog trying to figure out how they got to the moon.

Alright, y'all have done the creative hard working artist thing for far too long. I think it's finally time for you to sell out. How do you plan to do that?

A British person who has been offended by something simple saying something very British in complete shock

What if a cat was also a monkey?

I think we’re almost 40 questions deep already! Take a break for some refreshments to keep up your strength.

Hey on the 2nd of september my friend group that started with playing Friday Night Funkin' multiplayer mods is turning 4 years old (still cannot believe the base game is older then that too), can you draw a character from Friday Night Funkin' in a wacky scenario? Feel free to choose whoever and whatever, would be fun to see :)

The One Ring has a will of its own, which implies it has thoughts and feelings. What was it thinking and feeling while suspended on a chain under a shirt in that forest of hobbit chest hair?

What's the best way to deal with a petty business partner?

What is your favorite pasta shape?

Help me choose a DnD backstory for my melee wizard frogkin character

What are your thoughts on strict uniforms in the workplace? Personally, I think they're stupid, as customers can tell you work there from a hat and apron with a name tag (and the fact that you're stocking shelves), but do you really have to also have matching shirts and pants and shoes and socks? I wanna wear my graphic tees man. Their designs are blocked by the apron so you can't say they're a problem.

I know that you and your wife make the comics together, but I don't know if you've ever discussed that process. Is there a specific division of labor (i.e. she writes and you draw), or how does it work? Whatever the factual answer might be, please draw her doing all the work while you take all the credit.

Who in your life do you reach out to when you need advice? Would you draw one of your characters seeking advice from the Fat Dog Oracle who lives in the sacred cave?

Thanks again for your wise wisdom on what you usually do during the summer heat. Can you draw a brachiosaurus with a message that says "Get well soon!"? Thanks!

What was the inspiration for the fat dog?

Your favorite summertime food vs. a bucket of the crispiest juiciest fried chicken (dead or alive) in a fight.

I've just turned 52. To celebrate I went to see Coyote vs Acme. (It was excellent.) Please draw legally distinct characters similar to, but legally distinct from, Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner to make up for the number of people who forgot my extremely important milestone day.

I’m at work rn, I take x-rays at a children’s hospital. Can you draw something about it please?

What is your favorite constellation? Can you draw it in classic TOE style?

Tim Curry role and quote!

how do you do the thing when you have a bad case of Don't Wanna. Asking for my friend who is an orc.

What's Jorsh up to these days? Are he and modesty goose still tight?

Draw the pig and the dog having a Dragonball fight

please draw a side quest of the brave cockroach 😗👉🏻👈🏻

I've been traveling a lot for work lately which got me thinking: "What would it look like it Batman has to commute to crimes in Gotham via commercial transit like Uber/Lyft/Bus/Taxi/Rail?"

By the time you draw this, I'll most likely be in the middle of a 2 day drive to Greece. What do you want me to bring you?

Do you think Fat Dog would thrive in Europe?

If a hamster and gerbil get married and go live together, who gets to pick the wheel.

What are Marissa and Neil actually up to?

Please insert a plushie of your most marketable character into someone else's answer to make it look like it's an ad

Can you please draw a little metaphor for the current world state?

What do you want?

Did you have a childhood hero, be that superhero or real life hero and if yes, could you draw your child self with your hero as their sidekick? Please & thank you

When are we get the Book of Kohney coffee table compendium? Maybe Fat Dog as Josh Gad in the Book of Mormon can tell me.

What were your weird childhood vhs tapes (or equivalent, I have no idea how old you are. I assume 39.)

first movie you ever saw in a theater

This isn’t a question, but I just want to see you draw a watermelon head guy being really upset about something (we may never know what it is though)

Which crustacean would win in a battle royale? Can you draw the winner celebrating its victory?

What did fat dog sue over?

Who are the amphibians spiritual leader?

What animal do you think is most likely to rise up against humans? I think octopuses.

Can you share who we lost this week that’s impacted you the most and who you most wish it would have been instead?

If aliens have been avoiding us on purpose, what dumb pet trick can we do to get them to come hangout?