A day at the zoo 6
Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 5”: “It's the biggest cage so a whale crammed inside and a bunch of signs around it with things like: "Newly discovered!" "Land whale" "He's fine" "They all look like that" "Natural habitat: cramped dry spaces" "He loves it here!"”
So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature guests, animals, additional scenery, whatever.
Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.
And we’re gonna keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO
Comments (32)
A “sea lion” that is just a land lion wearing water wings.
Lots of little fish with sharp teeth, next to the water is a sign that says “public pool” and a very tall diving board. Someone’s arm floating at the waters surface.
A submarine conning tower. A penguin on it. A nautical guy.
A sunken cherry (chili) red convertible with chickens swimming, and some chicken corpses floating
It’s the ray patting pool but they’ve accidentally been replaced by electric eels and someone is finding that out before a zoo keeper can put up a “danger of death! Do not touch” sign
A hippo diving off of an impossibly high diving board and crocodile lifeguards.
The iceberg that killed the Titanic, with signs saying “Yes, that iceberg” and “endangered” with stairs headed underground to the viewing room with a sign that says “bigger than it looks” pointing down the stairs
A provocative fountain, maybe the fat dog or fat lady, with water coming out of really forbidden places. And mothers trying to make their kids/husbands look the other way
Meerkats fighting a naval battle
A slightly overweight man floating in a tube, and he's ayyyyyy-okayyyyyy with a splooge of sunscreen on his nose.
A tiny pirate ship with tiny pirates fighting a regular size octopus while a group tiny mermaids beckon the tiny pirates to smash themselves upon their regular rocks
A floating pair of butt cheeks. It is being observed by a fancy man in a tophat and monocle.
A giraffe’s head and a bit of its neck. The rest of the giraffe is in the other pool next to the dolphins.
A tiger with a big straw to suck out all the water
One very bored, very oversized goose.
It's the smallest pool so a giraffe with her head barely above water and a bunch of signs around it with things like: "Newly discovered!" "Water giraffe" "She's fine" "They all look like that" "Natural habitat: cramped wet spaces" "She loves it here!""
Dolphin with poor eyesight jumping through a bright red hoop that is helpfully labeled "here"
A Tanyostropheus (long necked reptile from the Triassic period), wearing a monocle and top hat, conducting a wine tasting seminar with the park patrons.
Mermaids protesting the mistreatment of animals at the zoo
A high diving horse act but it's two guys in a horse suit and the audience is suspicious and unsure if they would be angrier about animal cruelty or about being tricked. Both halves of the horse are secretly hoping via thought bubble that the other half knows how to swim because they don't.
An Apollo capsule and parachute?
A polar bear just chillin’ as it were in a small kiddie pool
A sign saying "Jimmay Stinz peed his pants on this spot in 2007 on a 6th grade Field Trip" and next to it is an adult Jimmay Stinz being laughed at by a family of turtles. 🐢
Please let this win. I need Jimmay to see this
High dive competition, but the diver is a bear in a speedo and the judges are going batshit crazy with excitement
An army of rival penguins
A bunch of Ring girls (from the movie The Ring) crawling out.
A group of snow apes having a hot bath and acting like Wall Street bros.
An octopus having a tea party with a bear that is on the sidewalk. The bear is wearing a tutu and bow tie. The bear is also eating all of the tiny cakes and it is making the octopus very mad. The octopus is clearly British and takes tea time very seriously.
Hmm, it's a small space for animals, so i'd go with James Bond snorkeling in to infiltrate the Zoo for various reasons. He's a spy, his reasons are obviously secret. As a gag, you could probably have a few people see him and gossip "omg, is that James Bond?" to blow his cover.
A pliosaurus petting zoo
Loose seal