A day at the zoo 1
Ok! Here’s how this is gonna work:
I have drawn an empty zoo scene. Each week (or so) I’ll identify a spot within the scene and you guys suggest what should be happening within that spot in the comments. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature guests, animals, additional scenery, whatever.
Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.
We’ll keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO
Comments (72)
A whale peeing in the pool and all the mermaids are trying not to swim through it
A piece of driftwood draws all the attention as the real Loch Ness in the corner grows jealous
A fat dog is riding an alligator snapping turtle that is less than enthused. A line of other dogs await their turns 🤷♂️
He's also drinking some cocktail with a little umbrella
Dolphins, sharks and a giant squid flop around on a flat surface painted to look like water as the uncaring painter applies another layer.
Ninjas frolicking in the water.
Soup Momma ladling baptismal broth onto guests as she floats by reclining on an inflatable pool chair.
A lion is drowning with a tiny wooden sign saying "I'm not a sea lion, HELP!"
A 1950's style movie creature from a lagoon called Wembeleigh Jodhpur playing water polo on a manatee
mermaids holding protest signs demanding their freedom
Butts breaching like whales and spouting water also like whales
Fish are being fed tiny penguins. There’s also a small boy called Robley who has fallen in head first much to his Mother/Father’s horror as two fish break away from the feed for the better pickings.
A romance between a penguin and an elephant - but they need to hide it
Dolphins who are afraid of water
Lucille, the loose seal escaping the enclosure.
A very confident gold fish
There is an underground tunnel beneath the pool and the walls below ground level are glass so that everyone can see all the swimming animals below the surface. But there aren't any, so all that can be seen from above is a frustrated person looking up from below.
A group of penguins changing out of their tuxedos.
A sea lion that resembles an Italian mobster flipping off a family of 4 walking by
Gay penguin wedding
I’d like to see Poseidon in some capacity
Lions. Like 40 of 'em.
A pod of optimistic orcas plotting an escape/yacht assault.
Car batteries
Someone hiding underwater from a swarm of bees using a straw
Tiger with a snorkel to catch fish
Mermaid orgy
A sign that says Gulf of Zoo
A man in full scuba gear despite the water being up to his ankles
Fucking mermaids
A sad polar bear sitting in shallow water with a sign that says “to recreate its existing habitat we’ve taken away the fake ice floe” and then a sponsorship from Oily McOilface Energy with a logo that looks green but is actually a swatistika in a disguise
A guy on an island that thinks he's lost at sea surrounded by deadly pirate seals. One seal has a peg flipper because that sounds hilarious.
Young Angler hooked the Starbucks mermaid
Ducks feeding a child bread
Forcefully.
Seals sealing scrolls with wax seals
To the annoyance of some penguins, Olympic swimmers have cordoned off a section to hold a race. A crowd of polar bears pretending to be humans, cheer them on from the edge, while also preparing a grill...
A group of sailors a whoopin and a hollerin at a seductive pod of manatees
The water face tendril thing from The Abyss playing chess with a dolphin.
Penguins reenacting the sinking of the Titanic, including Rose on the door
A perplexed whale because a pelican is trying to eat it
Penguins realizing one of them is just a goose in a tuxedo.
A human man named Walrus is hanging out in the pool with two pencils sticking out of his mouth as if tusks. He is demanding more pencils.
Twerking orca
Jesus walking on water
PENGUIN Jesus walking on water. With penguin discipols in a little boat.
Pigs and potatoes swimming around and a sign labeling it "ham chowder".
A seal bouncing a baby on his nose like a ball while the mother stands by applauding
Manatees are in a business meeting to launch their startup company mana-tees, an aquatic t-shirt line. Little do they know there’s a sea lion spy amongst them.
A flock of Herons squaring off against a flock of Flamingo's, Kung fu style.
Squid showing off their fishnet stockings
Navy seals (actual seals trained by the navy)
Synchronized swimmers with their legs all up in the air. Five regular legs. One is a mermaid. One is a dolphin. One is rotting like a zombie.
Tax fraud
A group of seals playing baseball, with Dog wearing floaties trying to fit in!
A pod of walruses. Them motherfuckers look funny.
monkeys are pool partying
A giraffe with sunglasses, sipping on a pina colda with a long straw in a floatie while eyeing a hunky hippo
Bobbing for asses.
A small fleet of Spanish galleons.
A person looking sunburnt, tattered clothing, exhausted, standing on a small rock in the middle of the pool with shark fins circling them, while they yell to the people watching "SEND HELP! WHY WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING?"
The pool is a gateway to R'lyeh where the mighty Cthulhu slumbers. Deep Ones are living there and a degenerated Cult is visiting regularly (and disturbs the other visitors by trying to rob their children).
A really fat dog standing on a surfboard
Someone flirting with a dolphin and their partner standing by angry but resigned
This is the one
A heated argument between the two groups of mermaids/mermen about which one is the coolest. The two groups are of cores "fish bottoms" v "fish tops"
King Kong beating his chest clutching a couple of seals
Put Batman into the cage left to the pool as a cage dancer and let the Joker throw money into it
Someone in a very poorly made polar bear costume because the zoo can't afford a real one. It is a Shitzu
Hippo wrestling, but I'm not thinking sumo wrestling, more like pudding wrestling
A seal with a bomb
Loch Ness monster