A day at the zoo 4
Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 3”: “Feral clowns”
So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature guests, animals, additional scenery, whatever.
Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.
And we’re gonna keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO
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framed pictures of various zoo animal buttholes
Lost children for sale
The stand is selling genuine scale replicas of the merch stand itself that even include of the salesperson.
A sign that says: "Human" Food
Bags of various animal poo for sale. Coz who doesn’t want some zoo poo!
Squirrels, birds, and other live animals stocked like candy bars for sale
Pretzel Stand
Piles and piles of money. This is what the sniper penguin is guarding.
It’s the beef-stew-on-a-stick stand
A vendor struggling to sell to all the greedy children desperately gorging themselves on 'Zoo Mayonnaise'
Boxes of hand grenades behind glass that say “In case of ICE break glass”
A sentient daisy selling bouquets of miniature people
A stand selling small children to be tossed to the clowns
"CLOWN FOOD"
Hot dog stand. but it's just a poll in the middle and a dog in a tasteful bikini (3 tops to cover all the nips, it's a classy place after all). Various creatures standing around with singles and a nun staring disgusted at a guy offering Mardi gras beads instead
High end churro stand
It's the Jerk Store, and it's empty. There's a picture of a guy's face labeled "Sold Out" and the proprietor is on the phone. The guy whose face is pictured is elsewhere in the zoo.
Human-sized ice cream cone selling cone-sized humans
A man desperately trying to sell a controversial flavor of ice cream while a group of people aggressively protest him with nonsense signs
A vendor selling buffalo penguin wings and pickled clowns feet.
fat dog plushies and commemorative drink cups
It's full of guys selling stalls of guys selling stalls. It's guys and stalls all the way down
Khlav Kalash and Crab Juice Vendor
Heaping pile of colorful lizards and snakes. Sign says "Reptile House Pilot Program" or something like that
Haunted dolls and kettle corn (haunted??)
Pepperoni nipple guy selling pepperoni nipple balloons
Buttholes.
Hot dogs but they're real dogs
Which is sold by a dog, and bought by another group of dogs
A hot dog / lemonade stand named The Sour Weiner
Food cart, but only illegal things
A vendor selling cabbages and children crying because who likes cabbages?! And a monkey stealing the cabbages on the top of the cart. Some of the cabbages are on fire because why not?
A single popped corn.
I want an animal in a human suit. Also I want pickles involved somehow
Feral clown food
Penguins working together to steal ice from a slushie machine run by a person who has clearly dealt with this before.
A Dune popcorn bucket vendor
Hot dog cart labeled “zoo meat”