A day at the zoo 11
Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 10”: “Bees!!”
So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature guests, animals, additional scenery, whatever.
Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.
And we’re gonna keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO
Comments (47)
The great and powerful Sarlacc
2 words. Tactical Llamas.
Here is Santa’s satellite workshop. The elves union won’t let anyone get fired, so the elves with a few too many complaints filed against them are sent here to telecommute. Their toy production is expectedly very low
A tiger eating piles of canned tuna
You forgot to update the 9 to a 10 Otherwise I agree with the zoo inside a zoo with researchers taking notes
Fixed!
An exhausted kangaroo stands on the rock with human babies spilling out of her pouch. More human babies crawling around everywhere with a sign outside stating “Free Child Care”
Moai swing dance lessons
Statues memorialising the zoos' pet rocks
A sign promotes the "world's biggest meerkat". A meerkat stands, arms folded on the rock, looking chuffed. Meanwhile, a group of other similarly meerkats look on jealously. A zookeeper measures the biggest meerkat with tape, it is still barely up to the keeper's knee.
Black Friday sale
just four impossibly tall and thin legs, extending up out of the top of the frame. a zoo employee is selling tickets to ride the creature, and renting ladders that are clearly far too short, but making no further effort to help the guests. no refunds.
Desert critters in a wild west town, basically Rango
A Superb Owl, and a very enthusiastic football fan tailgating next to it, giving out brats to other zoo goers
A sign that says "Coming Soon: More Rocks!"
More stones. Some small bolders, a few pebbles, some of them rolling, or smoking pot, etc. etc.
Elder emos
A pyramid of zebras. Though the middle lane looks pissed because the top zebra is showing off again and the bottom row is exhausted …
Jawas relaxing after a long day trading
Any scene from Dune but wild hamsters instead of people.
Looks like an ant enclosure, or possibly an exercise area for the zoo’s bacteria collection (so it’s basically nothing visible)
An exact miniature replica of the zoo with another smaller replica in there
Or even, a more successful mini zoo with some of the zookeepers taking notes on what they’re doing while other people are using coin operated telescopes/microscopes to watch it closer
A show including a zoo employee ordering the rock to jump through a hoop.
A small army of chimpanzees preparing to fire a catapult full of poop, with one of the chimps with binoculars looking for their next target.
Harambe, but this time gets the gun from the zookeeper and chases them around the exhibit. The kid is too distracted to take notice
Two small, frustrated aliens next to their space ship looking at blue prints while they try to coordinate confused burger king employees building the great pyramids of Giza
A pile of money and a sign politely requesting that nobody steal it
Tiny greyhound track with a tiny rabbit lure, tiny greyhounds, and a tiny guy fencing tiny bets. + a tiny guy in a tiny trench coat selling tiny fake watches
The snake from the Nokia game
Human centipede (I'm sorry, but you did say jam ass full...)
Pandas, but it's all zookeepers dressed like pandas and the real one is in line
I'm thinking that would be a great place for some Dune style sand worms
With Sand People from Tatooine demonstrating the sand walk around the pen.
whack-a-moles
A perfect replica of the 1956 classic "The Ten Commandments" starting Charlton Heston
It’s all Holes from the movie Holes.
A sign saying "Eggs" With a huge grey one (land whale egg) and some painted ones (clown patterns) and recently hatched one with a horrifying Easter Bunny
"influencers" showing off Temu makeup
A lost Australian.
Frogs playing poker
Sand sharks!
A human hermit. A filthy, matted, wild man doing his best to blend into the fake zoo scenery.
Oh yeah, he should also be naked, or wearing only foliage and a long beard.
Tortoise torture area, but with a sign stating it's all consensual, and 2 lines of tortoises trying to get in, one to be tortured, the other to be the torturers.
Nicholas Cage going Full Cage.
I'm thinking Con-Air Cage, or an assortment of Cages.