A day at the zoo 13
Our winning pick from “a day at the zoo 12”: “A tiny competing Mom and Pop zoo. All they have is a possum and a skunk.”
So now, we have reached the final day in our day at the zoo! It is time to decide a name above the gate for our magnificent zoological park. As usual, make your suggestions in the comments below, which will be officially voted on by members of the interactive comment tier.
And hey! Go ahead and suggest anything else you think should be added throughout the whole place! I’ll add my favorite last minute suggestions into the final version (along with some additions of my own)
OK LETS GO
Comments (39)
I think the sign should just say "Farmer's Market"
We need along the wall a sign that says free entry. In front of that sign we need a raccoon to have put a bigger sign charging $5 or a pocketfull of trash for entry. In line to enter is a man wearing cargo pants with the deepest pockets full of trash
Ooz
When this is done will a super HQ version be available for high zooming in on all the fun?
Absolutely
Central Park Zoo: The Real, Actual Central Park Zoo (in New York City)
I second Marsha's call for gargoyles, now let's develop the picture: on the left pillar, a gargoyle picking their nose with one hand and holding up a "Z" sign with the other. In the middle, a small flying creature struggling to hold the first "O" in place above the entrance whilst flying. Then on the right pillar, another gargoyle making out with the ticketing person. The second "O" lies on the ground bc that horny garhoyle dropped it.
Zoo 5 Stars on Yelp
Wrangling Bros' Maniagerie of Fun plus Et Cetera
Zuck's Zoofobia
Not sure about the name, but please let there be gargoyles!
Noah's Rejects
Need fat dogs
Yay! My suggestion won! This has been a blast to watch as it fills out!
Not a suggestion, just wanted to say that this is one of my favorite things any artist’s patreon has done
The door to the zoo should have their ticket price at $20
The bushes next to the building are a great place for Alpacas to deal drugs.
"The zoob... oh fuck, i meant zoo"
They spent all their money on animals so they have to repurpose the Zoom video conferencing logo that they stole off a billboard, and poorly scribble out the "m"
All I have for a name is "ANIMALS 'R' US" or "MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES IRL". Last minute idea: have a couple of masked eco-terrorist types "rescuing" a dolphin by tossing him over the fence into the woods.
Eyeballs looking right at us, judgmental.
A pair of harpies demanding from incoming visitors they tell them all the terrible and shameful things they did in their lives before they may enter
Oh No Zoo Di'int!... Or... The Otter Side
Blerp Zoo
This zoo should lovingly be called "The Zoo We Have At Home"
Fat Dog taking tickets or spinning a sign
This may not be the place or time, but I'm sad that this zoo doesn't yet have an almighty sarlacc.
A construction crew of dinosaurs hanging up a welcome banner
A cabal of cockroaches plotting the downfall of humanity in the free space somewhere
Giraffic Park (giraffes coming soon!)
Please.
The biggest beefiest bandolier decked, machine gun toting, Rambo looking security guards.
Thats a good name for the zoo!
“Welcome to the city zoo!”* * No fat chicks. This means you, Aunt Susan.
Shih tzoo with a dog mascot giving two thumbs up.
"Worst. Zoo. EVAR."
Two civilizations on either side of the gate connected by a monorail. Yet, under the surface, tensions boil.
Tesla towers from Red Alert 2, complete with a charred skeleton between them
A wasted youth well spent