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Hey everyone, Hope you enjoyed today's holiday special on the channel. If you haven't gotten a chance to watch, please check it out, it's a hoot and a half. We did a Q&A you can read below with Nick, aka FancyPantsBionicle everywhere online. Nick has done a lot of the stop motion animated ads you mi

1. The 10 Minute Power Hour is now going live at 9am PST on Mondays on The Grumps and here on the Patreon! 2. We’re doing a post 10 Minute Power Hour AMA on Monday, 3/25 on the Game Grumps Official Discord. This time it will be audio! If you're on the Patreon (you are!) you should have access, pleas

You stand over the hunk of moldy, gaseous cheese. You look in his eyes. You reflect on your journey as a carrot. You tell David Cheeseman that you’re sorry. For yelling at him, for not treating him right. It wasn't his fault. You were too hasty, scared, alone. A surge of euphoria and enlightenment r

Hey everyone! Thanks so much for being a part of our Patreon - whether you joined two years ago or just yesterday, we appreciate you! We’re making some changes to our what we’re going to be doing on Patreon. Here’s the updated schedule. Enjoy Fan Fiction Story Time, the first episode is up TODAY! $5

You sit at an open air craft brewpub with your friend and colleague Bingo Nights. You sip from a small glass of a hazy IPA. It’s bitter but not too bitter. Bingo gnaws thoughtfully on a child’s sized Sketchers Light Up shoe. You and Bingo chat. This is a celebration. The game you worked so long and

Nose Ghost is a team player. He does a great job and uses his ghostly powers to possess Big Executive. Big Executive (Nose Ghost’s Version) uses their executive authority to greenlight your video game! Hooray! Three years pass by. Nose Ghost continues to possess Big Executive this entire stretch, so

The suplex worked. The ghost has left Bingo Nights’s dog body. Great work everyone! Now he’s a floating blue wisp in the shape of a large human nose, about 6 inches wide and 6 inches tall. So around your size! In case you forgot, you are a carrot. You ask him if he’d like to join your video game dev

You decide to suplex the ancient ballerina shoe ghost that consumed the mind of your dear friend and canine companion, Bingo Nights. You’ve seen enough WWE Monday Night Raw and a few episodes of WWE Tuesday Morning Cooked to know - this is no small task. So you slide behind Bingo’s dog body, wrap yo

Bingo Nights looks up at you with anticipation. Longing, even. You hold the ballerina’s slipper, pale, off-white, shimmering in the moon-sunlight in your carrot hand. ‘I can have that?’ You nod, and drop it into his snout. He drops it, fiddles with it, and then digs in. You watch as he chews, his he

Imagine this. You’re a carrot who has been separated from his family and you can walk and talk. One day you decided to kill a man in self defense and then you decided to develop a video game with a coding and talking dog in your neighborhood. The dog’s name is Bingo Nights. To learn the dog’s secret

You’ve decided to choose Bingo Nights, the video game developer with lots of experience and a silly name, to help realize your vision of creating your own video game project. You reach out to him on Twitter and chat about various things - the weather where you live, the weather where he lives, the w

You walk up the carpeted staircase in the way that carrots do. There’s a light on in the upper hallway. You walk through a door. There’s a gamer setup with plenty of games on the shelves. The only thing is, they’re all copies of the same game. Strawberry Shortcake Simulator 2027. Of course, you’d he

The mist covers you and you look to your right at the carrot who was calling out to you earlier. “Hey man, hey. Come on! Come on back. Don’t overthink this,” the carrot says, though you’re not quite sure how. “Come back to us. Your family.” So you do. You find you can quite easily slide your little

You take a deep breath. Spores - perhaps poisonous, definitely smelly, invade your throat and lungs and fall all the way into your tummy. You might poo your pants. You scream at the friend-shaped block of moldy cheese, in one bellow. “HELLO! CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME! I AM STUCK AND SCARED AND A LITTLE

Hey everyone, Our massive Disneyland 10 Minute Power Hour episode is coming out tomorrow and we're SO excited. It's absolutely huge, and we had a blast making it. We've been down to the wire in the editing process, however, so the Patreon version will be up on Wednesday, after the Youtube version's

You wake up. The world is a blur, and then suddenly still. Very, very still. And dark. There is only the red light of the switch on a surge protector in the entire cavern. You wear a watch. It has a small light, and you press it, and the time is 10:42 pm. You try to think. What is your name? How did

What’s up Patreon! We’ve been doing this thing for a little over a year and it’s been a blast finding ways to engage and interact and spend your singular $5 you gave us. But we’ve been thinking… we want to up our production budgets. So! We’re making some big changes that we’re really excited about.

Hello again, Lovelies! Are you ready for some more behind the scenes merch stuff? If you aren’t, you may come back later when you’re ready. For those of you who stuck around, hello! I’m Eric, the Creative Director Merch Maker Person (official title pending) - I pitch the ideas, or I receive pitches

Hello [YOUR NAME], This month, we were very protective of your $1 bill, so we hid it in a very secure location, which is… wait, where did we hide it? We’ve got to be honest with you, this isn’t related to work or your dollar, but we were recently corned in a cobblestone alleyway by a poshly dressed

Hello, Lovelies!! It’s me, Eric, from the GG Merch Team! It’s that time again! We’re digging back into the merch depths, pulling back the curtain, parting the kimono, et cetera. We’re going behind the scenes to show you how merch comes together. Today’s kind of a 2-for-1 from WAY WAY back in 2019. W

Hello [YOUR NAME], Thanks so much again for loaning us a dollar. A single buck. A solitary greenback, a lone bill. An unaccompanied clam, an isolated banknote. We visited a library this month and got a library card and then we used it to check out a thesaurus. We used that to find synonyms for $1, w

Hey [YOUR NAME], This month we had planned on giving you your dollar bill straightaway. However, we experienced a bit of a snafu. Some serendipitous circumstances have occurred. They’re humorous and quirky and ultimately very strange. But unfortunately we signed an NDA (non-disclosure agreement) at

Hello [YOUR NAME], This month, we were right on our way to return your crisp $1 bill to you, and then the wind swept it from our hands and into a storm gutter. Everything seems to be alright, though, as a young man wearing a clown outfit is within the gutter and seems ready to return it to us at any

Hello [YOUR NAME], We couldn’t think of anything to use your borrowed $1 bill on this month, so instead of purchasing something we merely placed it under our computer. Now, we can’t find it. Our officemate Beatrice watched as we overturned the entire padded cell where we work throughout the day and

Hey [YOUR NAME], So, you remember how we borrowed your dollar? And said we’d get it back to you? Well, about that…. It’s gonna take a little while longer. But once we explain, we’re sure you’ll understand. Last night, we were in a car accident. It was really horrible. We had the accident and it was

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Hello [YOUR NAME], We have an important update for you on the state of the $1 you loaned us at the beginning of this calendar month. You see, we’ve been dead set on getting that dollar back to you - maybe even with interest, as a sign of goodwill (update from management, we cannot and will not ever

Hello, Lovelies! Eric here again! For those who don’t know who I am, I’m the head of merch at Game Grumps, and I’m here with another behind-the-scenes look at another one of our favorite designs - Arcade Round 2! Step One: Concept The first Arcade design by Crysalis was such a hit that we wanted to

Hello [YOUR NAME], This month, we were just about to mail your dollar back to you, when a gust of wind blew the doors open to our office, swept the dollar away out the door and into the streets and sky. We watched it leave us in a beautiful flurry and spent the entire afternoon and well into the eve

Hello [YOUR NAME], This month, we used your dollar to wipe. We’ve gone ahead and debited your card on file for another dollar. Thanks and have a great [DAY OF WEEK].

Hello, Lovelies! I’m Eric, the head of merch at Game Grumps! We’ve been wanting to give you a behind-the-scenes look at how a piece of merch comes together at Game Grumps, and Patreon is the perfect place to do it! Every piece of merch has its own journey from start to finish, but this post is about

Hello [YOUR NAME], Greetings and a very happy New Year! We hope that [YEAR NUMBER] is a great year for you and your family / home / street gang of residence. Thanks again for the dollar you loaned us last month. We were really looking forward to returning it to you - do you have CashApp by the way?

Hey [YOUR NAME], Greetings and a very happy National Package Protection Day! Thanks so much again for the dollar you loaned us this month. We were going to fax it back to you but just had one eensy teensy hiccup. We were at the office and the guys were recording another episode of your favorite show

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Hey [YOUR NAME], Thanks so much for the dollar you loaned us. We were just about to send it back to you, but we actually have some great news! Your dollar was featured in the hit viral marketing series for the Blendtec series of blenders, Will it Blend? on Youtube. The video’s not out yet, but the e

Arin will talk about it for 20 minutes. He won't make any jokes. Not even one.

Hey [YOUR NAME], Unfortunately something came up and we weren't able to work around the dates you were available. We're sorry it turned out that way, but your calendar just wasn't flexible enough to accommodate Arin's emergency bathroom breaks. After much deliberation and back and forth, we decided

Hey [YOUR NAME], We reached our subscriber goal (1 of 1) and are now going to go ahead and schedule a planning meeting for making our next Patreon goals. Will you let me know which of the following availabilities work for you? Apologies, our team’s schedule has gotten a little tight. 2/29/2022 3pm -

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