June 2022 - $1 Apology Email
Hello [YOUR NAME],
This month, we were right on our way to return your crisp $1 bill to you, and then the wind swept it from our hands and into a storm gutter. Everything seems to be alright, though, as a young man wearing a clown outfit is within the gutter and seems ready to return it to us at any moment. So, there is no cause for alarm! We’ll get it from him straight away. In the meantime, we’ve debited your card on file for $1.
Thanks and have a happy [mid-summer festival aligning with region of Patreon subscriber].
Comments (7)
Better than the dollar I lost shoving in your moms G-string.
I would trust gutter clown with my life. Clowns would never do wrong, right?
Noooooo dont trust gutter clown
That dollar is gonna cost you an arm and possibly a leg to get back.
Don't trust that clown. Last time I met him he called me a little baby, broke my Microsoft Dinosaurs CD, pushed me down the stairs. And my shoes fell off.
Oh thank goodness, a trustworthy fellow has it in his possession
Awesome. Always trust clowns.