November 2021 - $1 Tier Apology Email
Hey [YOUR NAME],
Greetings and a very happy National Package Protection Day!
Thanks so much again for the dollar you loaned us this month. We were going to fax it back to you but just had one eensy teensy hiccup. We were at the office and the guys were recording another episode of your favorite show (Judge Judy). We said we were going to the store and asked Dan if he wanted anything and he said he wanted Sour Skittles. But he didn’t have any cash and said he’d pay us back. So we used your $1 to buy him some sweet sweet Sour Skittles, and brought them back to Dan. But when we brought Dan the sweet little treat he touched the tip of his tongue to one and immediately recoiled. He told us that they were ‘too spicy.’ We told him that they couldn’t possibly be spicy, because we taste tested each individual skittle. But he wouldn’t relent and kept insisting they were way, way too spicy. I mean, what the heck can we even do here?
So basically Dan wouldn’t pay us back for the dollar we used on his snack because he told us that we ‘got him the wrong flavor of Sour Skittles or that we must’ve dipped each one in Ghost Pepper Sauce.’ Maybe his taste buds are broken.
Anyways, we’ve debited your card on file for another dollar as we embark on a quest to find non-spicy Skittles. If you have any ideas on where they can be located, please give us a call immediately. Our landline phone number is 6.
Thanks and we hope your [UPCOMING PERSONAL EVENT] goes swimmingly.
Comments (25)
I just can't get over how even the "Hey there(insert name text here) is possibly the most Game Grumpy way of starting these things off. Gets me everytime
How come y'all removed the episode/part number from videos? Makes watching stuff in order much less convenient. I get that there are tags, but you can't see them at all on YouTube TV apps and it's overall not a great experience. Stuff like finding the first episode of a series you want to watch when scrolling through has become a pain.
This bit is cute an all but like... can we get some BTS content or maybe some lost episodes/ bloopers?? I love the grumps but this Patreon is my least favorite to support :\ if its too much for the grumps to do patreon maybe they should just stick to discord?
They're under no obligation my man, and neither are you. If it doesn't seem worth to you you can always stop. Noone will judge anyone.
All he wanted was some mushu
his poor butthole cause all that spice ain't good for your butt
a worthy cause
This patreon bit is awkward, but im here for it. Glad to be able to support.
I'm purchasing my first house, so thank you for your concern in regards to my [UPCOMING PERSONAL EVENT]
My "upcoming personal event" was moving house so I kind of needed that dollar back right now... but no worries, I'll ask Mr Beast if I could borrow a dollar from him
Probably gotta contact the manufacturer because they can't keep them on the shelves lol
I can't stay mad at Dan
Should've gotten dollar menu chicken tenders and just dipped them in citric acid instead.
"My boyfriend gave me these as a present. But the chocolate on them is way too sweet. So I wash it under hot water and you have a way healthier, delicious alternative."
You know gamers… I’m starting to think I’m never going to get any of these dollars back.
"Infamous picky eater", Daniel Avidaniel
I can't wait to receive my faxed dollar!
Aww, it's okay Danny. We'll find you the right Skittles soon!
Damn it Dan
Too spicy more like twoo spwicy
Fair 'nough. Happy hunting.
I think they discontinued that flavor. Might be able to find it on ebay
Your landline number (6) appears to be busy. When can I expect to get through?
I’m sorry, I did not understand that as a question. Please ask a question.
Seems legit.