October 2021 - $1 Tier Apology Email
Hey [YOUR NAME],
Thanks so much for the dollar you loaned us. We were just about to send it back to you, but we actually have some great news! Your dollar was featured in the hit viral marketing series for the Blendtec series of blenders, Will it Blend? on Youtube. The video’s not out yet, but the entire Blendtec team tested it and amazingly, it didn’t blend! Your dollar destroyed the Blendtec blender and they are suing us for damages. As we recoup the legal fees needed to fight for your dollar, they have taken the advantage and sent the dollar over to their sister show, Pepto Bismol’s Will it Digest? We’ve received word that they should know about the status of the dollar after it’s passed through the GI tract of host and motivational speaker Dodecahedron Stevenson in 6 - 8 months.
In the meantime, we’ve debited your card on file for another dollar, as we enter into the legal equivalent of the full court press to return your dollar to you, safe and sound.
Thanks and have a great [TIME OF DAY].
Comments (17)
All he wanted was some mushu
This is starting to feel like a scam! But I'm still hoping for that dollar to come back!
But i was going to use that 1 dollar to buy you all 100 pennies... Oh well
Comedy gold for $1 a month 😁
but i need that $1 back for $1 related purchases
Geeeeez the stories these guys come up with! 😅
good use good use
Thank you Grumps, very gamer.
I am, indeed, having a great [time of day].
As ridiculous as these are, they never fail to make me smile
Wow, it's like it's 2006 all over again
I hope after I passes WILL IT DIGEST, they then send it to Rhett and Link for an episode of WILL IT ACCUMULATE INTEREST? on Good Mythical Morning!
If I send more money will it also be indestructible? And how can my...friend use that power to conquer their debt?
My dollar probably didn't break since I'm Canadian (our dollar is a coin). Hehehe 😉
Glad I could help, I think 🤔
Will it spend?
My dollar is made of pure love, it can't be broken.