September 2022 - $1 Apology Email
Hello [YOUR NAME],
This month, we were very protective of your $1 bill, so we hid it in a very secure location, which is… wait, where did we hide it? We’ve got to be honest with you, this isn’t related to work or your dollar, but we were recently corned in a cobblestone alleyway by a poshly dressed group of 6th graders wielding croquet mallets and beaten senselessly. Well, perhaps there was sense in their madness, we really don’t remember it, or much else that happened within the 48 hour span.
Anyways, we’re on the hunt for your $1 bill in our probably awesome hiding spot. But for now, we’ve debited your card on file for another $1 in order to get a croquet mallet of our own (not for revenge, just to fit in).
Thanks and have a great [INSERT UNIT OF TIME].
Comments (6)
Can you play a Mario party where you are on a team with a CPU vs Dan on a team with CPU or play Cyberball again but remember to repair your super fast quarterbacks after they blow up
...And THIS is what I walk into. I would pat myself on the back, but I bruise easily.
It makes no sense! I wish there was sense. Where did the sense go?
I hate it when I get corned.
It’s probably tucked underneath the computer along with my other dollar from May. That’s TWO dollars now that I could easily be getting back from you freaks.
I’m sure the hiding spot is super duper awesome sauce and totally radical so I’m not worried as for that group of ruffians who beat the crap out of you I will see to it that all their parents receive a kind yet firm letter