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Before we got to the beach I gave everyone a very stern little speech about not shooting a bajillion versions of the exact same photo because it becomes an absolute nightmare when I have to choose favourites afterwards. 📸🌿 . I then promptly took about 25 nearly identical photos of us on this hill.

Fave mermaids reporting for duty. 🌊🧜‍♀️🩵

Naked dancing at the beach is becoming a very solid favourite. 🌞🌊🦋

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Bonnie looking absolutely gorgeous in this bright yellow swimsuit. 🌞💛👀 . I already thought she looked good while we were shooting, but editing these afterwards really did something to me. . At this point I’m less interested in photographing the swimsuit and more interested in removing it. 🦋🍑✨

Still half asleep, a little sandy, definitely underdressed, and exactly where I want to be. . These mornings are becoming some of my favourite little memories. 🦋☀️🤍

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Honestly not sure why we even bother wearing undies to the beach at this point. 🌊☀️👀 . They usually last about five minutes before ending up in a little pile somewhere in the sand anyway. . Feels more like a ceremonial gesture than actual clothing. 🍑🌿✨

Surprisingly difficult to get a photo where you can actually see both the bubbles and the blowing. 💦🫧👀 . At least, that was Sam’s excuse for why we had to keep trying over and over again. 🌞🍑✨

A slightly overdue lil life update 🌿 . It’s been a very busy few weeks. Ethan got sick, then just as he was starting to recover, Sam got sick… and then another week went by before it was finally my turn 😂 So we’ve basically spent three weeks with at least one person being deathly ill. . I’m really

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Reckon I might actually frame this one. 👀🍑✨

I really love these photos of me and Bonnie. 🦋🌸🤍 . I’ve identified as part of the LGBTQ+ community for years, but there was definitely a period where I started feeling a little bit like a fraud for mostly dating men. Which is obviously silly, but feelings are feelings. . Bonnie has brought some l

Bonnie just matches my feral little beach bum energy so perfectly. 🌞🌿🍑 . We’re similar in all the very unglamorous, down-to-earth ways that actually matter to me. Happy to be a bit dirty, wear the comfiest thing available, sit in the sand, climb over rocks and generally not be too precious about

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You actually would not believe how much sand we managed to bring home in the underwear bag after this beach day. Like… genuinely offensive quantities of sand. 🫠 . We now have a new house rule that all beach bags have to be opened and unpacked outside on the balcony before anything is allowed back i

Just another slightly feral road trip 🌞🌿 . I love road signs. I love typography. I love all those tiny design choices that feel completely ordinary when you grow up with them, but suddenly become interesting when you’ve lived somewhere else for long enough. The colours, the fonts, the arrows, the

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I’ve been feeling so excited about having more people around to photograph lately. I love shooting Sam and probably always will, but after years of photographing the same person over and over, it’s really nice to have a different face, body and energy in front of the camera sometimes. ✨ . Bonnie loo

🌞🦋👀🤍✨ Sam and I being characteristically badly behaved on a sand dune somewhere.

One thing I really love about camming and content creation is that it almost forces you to get more comfortable with your own body. . You can only be so self-conscious when you’re out in the midday sun, completely naked, climbing onto each other’s backs and generally being ridiculous. 😂 . Things wo

✨ THROWBACK Continued - 2016 ✨ . Our sex toy collection slowly grew, eventually becoming honestly obscene for people who are otherwise relatively vanilla in their actual sex lives 😂 We even bought a lockable metal box to keep everything in, which we thought was very cool at the time, but it has cau

This week’s lil life update 🍂 . It’s been so lovely being back in Romania. I was a little worried that I might miss South Africa this time around. We’ve spent so much time there over the past few years and have slowly built a little life that I’m genuinely excited about 🥺 . The plan moving forward

My parents bought me these awesome plastic glasses that actually look like glass because they know how much I love a beach picnic aaand that I'm a snob about glassware 🥹🥂 . I’m not entirely convinced this is what they picture when I say “beach picnic” though. . I think they’re imagining sandwiches

BTS from our cute little nudist adventure 🥹🌿 . Everything was kind of perfect. The weather, the little pasta jars, the company, the sparkling wine… and our new cooler box which kept the MMC nice and cold 🥂

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A solid fave from a recent beach morning 🌊🤍 I think this one deserved a post all to itself.

Sam has a meeting every morning around 11am, which gives our morning adventures a little deadline. . Thankfully, that’s just enough time for a naked coffee with a view. ☕🌿👀

Sam taking sunscreen duty very seriously as usual… although somehow he always seems to spend a suspicious amount of time on completely the wrong areas ☀️

Okay, so this was way more challenging than I imagined 😅 . I’m so stoked you guys were nearly unanimously keen to see throwback posts because I’ve been going back and forth on how to actually do them. . I have a pretty organised filing system in Adobe Lightroom going back to 2023, but before then e

Little scenes from our picnic day at Sandy Bay 🌊 While the boys were tanning and drinking beer, Bonnie and I went wandering and clambering around the rocks for a bit. . The sun was so hot that I kept wanting to get into the water, but the water was so cold it was making the metal in my ankle ache.

I actually wasn’t going to post these because we didn’t end up doing much nude play on this trip, and most of these are just little BTS moments from our first road trip together. 🚗🌿 . Honestly, the trip was a little stressful for everyone. We weren’t used to being in such a small space together ye

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This one wasn’t planned at all. Sam started filming, Bonnie and I started having fun and we just kinda went with it 🌊🤍 . Had we put even a tiny bit of thought into what we were doing, we might have remembered that we own a tripod so Sam could use both hands lol. . Next time 📹☀️

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Hiiii. ✨ . This week’s stream schedule 🌞 . 🌿 Wednesday — Alex + Sam couple stream around 1pm GMT+3 🌿 Sunday — MMF mini reunion stream around 10am GMT+3 . As always times are a little flexible, but we’ll keep you updated if anything changes. . PS. The bathrooms are super quirky in these parts. Bel

We love streaming but we reeeeeaaallly love shooting content 🩵 . There’s something very cool about being able to go to the beach, drink sparkles, lie around in the sun, take pretty pictures together and somehow still feel like you’re being productive. . Definitely one of the perks of the job 🌊🥂☀️

I’ve been thinking about throwing the occasional little throwback into the feed 🤍 . I have sooo many photos from over the years, and quite a lot of stories and different little eras of my life that most of you probably know nothing about. It feels a shame to leave all of that sitting in the archive

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This week’s lil life update 🌞 . We wrapped things up with Bonnie with an absolute banger of a stream - during which Sam received sooo many spanks 🍑 . Afterwards, we had a cute lil picnic in our kitchen, which was honestly the perfect way to end our time together 🥺🌿 . Before leaving South Africa,

Loving Bonnie’s little bush at the moment 🌿🤍 We had a poll going on Chaturbate about whether she should keep it and the vote was basically unanimous. . No complaints from me 😌

A few BTS from another little Oyster Bay adventure 🌾📷 . There is, as far as we can tell, approximately one restaurant in Oyster Bay and it is always closed on Sundays. We have now been there multiple times and are yet to successfully eat at it. . This time we also didn’t pack nearly enough water a

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I just love this photo of Bonnie a little too much not to give it its own post 🤍 Look at her 🥺

Naked sunrises are certainly becoming a favourite group activity 🌞 Even if getting Bonnie out of bed in time for them is sometimes a bit of a challenge. . In her defence, Sam and I wake up at 4:30 most mornings to go surfing, so I think my expectation of what constitutes a reasonable time to be awa

After this shoot I made a few new photography rules for myself 📷 . Bonnie and I are basically the same colour as the sand. lol. and with the midday sun hitting us directly there were barely any shadows or contrast. I reeeally struggled when it came time to edit these and spent far too long trying t

This week’s stream schedule 🌞 . 🌿 No streams this week! . We’re actually about to head to the airport to fly to Romania so we’re giving ourselves a few days on the other side to get settled in & recover from all the travelling. ✈️ . We’re going to miss having Bonnie around for the next 8 weeks 🥺�

We somehow end up building little ‘base camp’ 🏕️ every time we settle on a picnic spot, mostly so all our shit is in one place and we don’t accidentally leave anything behind. . Although apparently keeping everything together doesn’t mean keeping it safe because I let my film camera get a liiiittle

When Bonnie and I first started camming together about 10 years ago, we developed a bit of a routine that we'd always do as part of the main act in our ticket shows. . I'm happy to report that neither of us has forgotten it 😌 We started doing it again for the first time in years and somehow immedia