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October 9, 2026

My parents bought me these awesome plastic glasses that actually look like glass because they know how much I love a beach picnic aaand that I'm a snob about glassware 🥹🥂
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I’m not entirely convinced this is what they picture when I say “beach picnic” though.
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I think they’re imagining sandwiches, a blanket and maybe a nice sensible sundowner. Meanwhile we’re usually half naked, covered in sand, drinking something fizzy out of jars and making questionable decisions before lunch.

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Still… the glasses are absolutely perfect for it. 😂🌊