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I wonder…oh!!! I wonder…why these guys didn’t finish up their month of sequel movies with a true sequel. Well, we just kind of didn’t want to. And plus, if you know your Frank movies, you know…it’s a whole universe, baby! So it’s time to pop on our big diamond studs, get some pomade in that hair, an

Check this shit out, in waaaay higher quality, but maybe without the parody theme song, on Youtube. I wonder…oh!!! I wonder…why these guys didn’t finish up their month of sequel movies with a true sequel. Well, we just kind of didn’t want to. And plus, if you know your Frank movies, you know…it’s a

Check this shit out, in waaaay higher quality, on Youtube. Who I’m gonna call! The Busters! Hey everyone, remember the 1980s? And remember some of the guys from it and the movies they did? Remember our dead dads?! Well, Jason Reitman does, and there’s a whole 2 hours of CGI and kid actors and produc

Who I’m gonna call! The Busters! Hey everyone, remember the 1980s? And remember some of the guys from it and the movies they did? Remember our dead dads?! Well, Jason Reitman does, and there’s a whole 2 hours of CGI and kid actors and product placement and Paul Rudd muggingly mugging to prove it. De

Hey! Ungh! We’re the Men in Black! Oh yeah! ← Cool new version of a movie tie-in song they could do if they wanted to replace the admittedly insane but honestly relatively charismatic and invested and talented actor/musical artist with, hell, I don’t know, some guy with nothing going on who looks li

Check this shit out, in waaaay higher quality, on Youtube. Hey! Ungh! We’re the Men in Black! Oh yeah! ← Cool new version of a movie tie-in song they could do if they wanted to replace the admittedly insane but honestly relatively charismatic and invested and talented actor/musical artist with, hell

And you know we got that Youtube for you here at the top of the post, big dog! Today…we are canceling the disappointing sequel! Farrarch 2 continues with Pacific Rim: Uprising, a movie that smartly asks the question, “What if we made a monster movie with, like, 600% fewer monsters?” And if it didn’t

Upgrade your subscription to the Squeeze Louise tier today for video of every YKS Premium. Today…we are canceling the disappointing sequel! Farrarch 2 continues with Pacific Rim: Uprising, a movie that smartly asks the question, “What if we made a monster movie with, like, 600% fewer monsters?” And

Check this shit out, in waaaay higher quality, on Youtube. The dish is…not chicken tikka! The dish is NOT chicken tikka! Farrarch 2: All Things Being Sequel debuts with the disappointing, well, sequel, to RIPD…RIPD 2! Yep, they made another one. And yes, they made a first one, too. Go watch that fir

The dish is…not chicken tikka! The dish is NOT chicken tikka! Farrarch 2: All Things Being Sequel debuts with the disappointing, well, sequel, to RIPD…RIPD 2! Yep, they made another one. And yes, they made a first one, too. Go watch that first. And then watch this. Don’t watch RIPD 2. Music for Farr

The End is the Beginning is the End... Farrarch takes its final bow today with a guest we would choose over perhaps any other! Our good friend S.H. - Stefan Heck - returns to the show for a moderately deep dive into a last-decade classic: Men in Black 3! This noisy cricket decided to watch MiB3 Greg

The End is the Beginning is the End... Farrarch takes its final bow today with a guest we would choose over perhaps any other! Our good friend S.H. - Stefan Heck - returns to the show for a moderately deep dive into a last-decade classic: Men in Black 3! This noisy cricket decided to watch MiB3 Greg

Edit: Now with the correct audio! Think capitalism is good? Guess again, bozo! Because one of the N*SYNC guys is here to set the record straight. I hope that's how you stylize their name. Admittedly I haven't checked in on them lately. Maybe they're all Qanon guys. Wouldn't that be funny? Alright, e

edit: Now with the correct video! Jesus Christ. Think capitalism is good? Guess again, bozo! Because one of the N*SYNC guys is here to set the record straight. I hope that's how you stylize their name. Admittedly I haven't checked in on them lately. Maybe they're all Qanon guys. Wouldn't that be fun

What if you could go back in time…and do it all over again…would you? What if there was an annoying guy with weird make-up who was trying to stop you because he got kind of horny?? That would really seriously piss you off, right? Well, you would know. Since the guy is you. It makes more sense in the

What if you could go back in time…and do it all over again…would you? What if there was an annoying guy with weird make-up who was trying to stop you because he got kind of horny?? That would really seriously piss you off, right? Well, you would know. Since the guy is you. It makes more sense in the

The Time Has Come. Due to a series of unforeseeable events completely out of our control, Jesseuary has entered a new phase: Farrarch! Join us all month long here on YKS Premium for weekly deep dives into several similarly exciting, unpredictable, and chronologically-challenged films, with wonderful

The Time Has Come. Due to a series of unforeseeable events completely out of our control, Jesseuary has entered a new phase: Farrarch! Join us all month long here on YKS Premium for weekly deep dives into several similarly exciting, unpredictable, and chronologically-challenged films, with wonderful

Well gang, all good things must come to an end. Yeah, and fortunately so does this month of movie podcasts! You can't put pics in here but if you could I would do one of the two balcony guys from the Muppets. They were part of the boat in Muppet Treasure Island, which I always thought was kinda sad.

Well gang, all good things must come to an end. Yeah, and fortunately so does this month of movie podcasts! You can't put pics in here but if you could I would do one of the two balcony guys from the Muppets. They were part of the boat in Muppet Treasure Island, which I always thought was kinda sad.

When ya wanna hear...some movie talk....Who ya gonna call? Our friend Kofie! On today's show, Secret Base's Kofie Yeboah goes coast to coast on our asses for a movie that basically no one recognizes as legitimate: Ghostbusters (2016)! It may not have the respectability of Dan Aykroyd getting a humme

When ya wanna hear...some movie talk....Who ya gonna call? Our friend Kofie! On today's show, Secret Base's Kofie Yeboah goes coast to coast on our asses for a movie that basically no one recognizes as legitimate: Ghostbusters (2016)! It may not have the respectability of Dan Aykroyd getting a humme

On your feet, maggot...we gotta listen to a podcast! Today's episode marks the 3rd movie of the 3rd year of Jesseuary, and somehow also the 2nd Tom Cruise as well. I didn't realize it til just now, but hell, maybe the most famous action star in the universe is good at making action movies. Luckily t

On your feet, maggot...we gotta listen to a podcast! Today's episode marks the 3rd movie of the 3rd year of Jesseuary, and somehow also the 2nd Tom Cruise as well. I didn't realize it til just now, but hell, maybe the most famous action star in the universe is good at making action movies. Luckily t

Watson! Get in here! I need you...to watch this kinda funny, kinda intense, VERY action-packed Guy Ritchie adaptation of the adventures of the classic crime-solving duo! On today's episode, the long awaited sequel to Jesseuary Year 3 Episode 1, our friend Libby Watson takes a break from blogging, ed

Watson! Get in here! I need you...to watch this kinda funny, kinda intense, VERY action-packed Guy Ritchie adaptation of the adventures of the classic crime-solving duo! On today's episode, the long awaited sequel to Jesseuary Year 3 Episode 1, our friend Libby Watson takes a break from blogging, ed

Around the world, theaters are closed, at reduced capacity, or inflicted with a devastating condition known only as "Stickyflooritis". But here at home, the popcorn is cheap as dirt, you can look at your phone as much as you want, and the couch has always got that warm spot from where your ass was s

Around the world, theaters are closed, at reduced capacity, or inflicted with a devastating condition known only as "Stickyflooritis". But here at home, the popcorn is cheap as dirt, you can look at your phone as much as you want, and the couch has always got that warm spot from where your ass was s

No mission too difficult, no sacrifice too great. Duty First! I really believe this! Today on the show we welcome back our Bay Area Buds Greg and Paul, who joined us (approximately) a year ago today for our last in-person movie theater experience. Had we known then what we know now, of course, we wo

Oh baby, it's the return of the one and only Sarah Squirm! Sarah powers through an allergic reaction to help us review a Handsome Ryan Reynolds Classic about how cops dying is actually good for the planet: RIPD, and we play a new game requiring screen share, photoshop, and a keen eye for hairstyles.

All the characters from all the different works of literature come together with everything for a HUGE MOVIE! We're joined by one of the only guys on the planet who loves ridiculous movies as much as JF does, Jon Gabrus, to discuss when podcast guys are your actual friends, not reading too many book

Life is timing, and timing is life. In a millisecond, things can change in your life forever. Or in a millisecond, it can end your life. The streak of watching movies I've actually seen comes to a screeching halt this week, as we screen an obscure Mafia/Horror pastiche from one of my favorite vision

A tradition unlike any other...Jessuary...only on YKS Premium. Today, writer Dan O'Sullivan joins us to talk about one of my favorite Kaiju movies without a guy in a robot suit named Lightning Ranger or whatever the crap in it. Just in time for the premiere of Godzilla vs. King Kong, we're doing God

Lobby time is over! Cinema time is now. All month long we've been celebrating the shitty films that JF loves, and this week we've got our first comedy. Most comedies aren't good, but this one, a muppet mystery with cussing, kind of is? Or, not good, maybe. But you can watch it. And that's exactly wh

Halfway through Jesseuary, the boys take a brief intermission. Time to go get some Hot Dogs And Chips! (No chips are consumed for this episode)

I'm getting sick and tired of these motherfucking MONSTERS in this motherfucking MEDIEVAL SOCIETY!!! That's something Van Helsing could say in sort of a meta way about his predicament as an immortal evil hunter. If I were writing the reboot, I'd put that in. I would also give him even more gadgets,

Today...we are canceling...critically acclaimed movies!! Our friend Greg Pollock (@Weedguy420boner) joins to discuss perhaps the ultimate Jesse movie, Pacific Rim.