July 26, 2022

S2E4.5: Totally Spies: The Movie

Alright, look. Permit us this one. This was pretty nice to do.

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Nick Fontaine · July 18, 2025

Me listening to Abby talk about secretly watching Totally Spies as an egg, unlocking memories of doing the exact same thing at that age: "Aw fuck, did this podcast finally make me trans?"

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Emma Anarchee · December 20, 2024

i didnt expect a reference to the russian army in syria on the totally spies episode

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Peter Paul Rubens' Muse · April 6, 2024

you guys do this thing where you will make reference to a trio consisting of a smart leader, a strong and lovable ditz, and a slut, and i'll be half-listening and nodding along going "yes, just like the three musketeers by alexandre dumas" and then the joke will be that it's you guys. so basically what i'm saying is you should review the three musketeers 2011 pleasepleaseplease it's got heists

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NuhEyeNuh · January 3, 2023

this is the chaser to the shot that was Hedwig and the Angry Inch - thank you as always for a grand old silly time :3

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Alex TwinSpark · November 24, 2022

Ngl I completely forgot about this show until this episode and suddenly I remembered that I, a current trans girl, was so desperate to watch this as a kid I'd watch it on S4C, even though I couldn't speak a lack of Welsh, just because they made me feel some sort of way

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Meonlights · August 31, 2022

As a kid I always thought that Totally Spies was the Powerpuff Girls who grew up and lost their powers. As a tren I realized they were a Charlie's angels thing. And as an adult, I looked back and saw how much of this was weird bondage stuff and got concerned.

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Lauren Shear · August 12, 2022

It was so sweet hearing you three, especially Abi, getting a taste of the girlhood you missed out on. Even if the audio clips of this reminded me why during my own girlhood my cartoon of preference was Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist.

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Rhiana Abbas · August 11, 2022

Would listen to a Kim Possible episode with A Sitch in Time. A sit' in time?

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planary · August 6, 2022

there's no movie for the following thing to the best of my knowledge but there was a very obscure canadian television show called martin mystery, which has a very similar idea and martin and his stepsister diana actually appear in several totally spies episodes as background characters. it's jerry equivalent is M.O.M. , who also has some... things going on with her character design

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Chaos Merlin · August 5, 2022

Honestly on silly, fun and ultimately trashy kids films may I recommend Barbie Spy Squad (a straight to dvd masterpiece). Can't say it has much to say on masculinity, there's likely not more than 2 men in the whole film, but it's great nonetheless

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God's Eepiest Soldier · July 30, 2022

genuinely distressed and alarmed that the character fabu is completely unrelated to fabio in any way

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Alfred Lang · July 29, 2022

59:14 well the lession my nana taught me was "dont take life lessions away from movies else youl end up very unhappy"

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Alfred Lang · July 29, 2022

10:52 ok now you need to do the serires because that would be a riout say 4 eps per pod cast because what adds up to like 120minutes ? i know you wont but god it would be fun every now and again

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Alfred Lang · July 29, 2022

5:59 pageing justin beber lol

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Alfred Lang · July 29, 2022

1:30 it does beg the question tho .. of whose jerry in this scenario lol

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Kstoff · July 29, 2022

Has anyone linked the totally spies episode fetish spreadsheet yet?

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Alfred Lang · July 29, 2022

lol no but please do lol

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Charleythechameleon · July 28, 2022

Ok now I need you to watch MI High

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Xang · July 27, 2022

Relating a bit too much to abi and the rest of these gender comments

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Jon W · July 27, 2022

Excited for this to be a spinoff series where we cover every children's spy cartoon, from Inspector Gadget to Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir

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Marley Jay · August 24, 2026

Congratulations on pre-inventing “Be Gay Solve Crimes.”

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C B · July 27, 2022

Was the use of “walk like an Egyptian” a Jojos reference?

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Elder Dog · July 28, 2022

I don't think so because, that particular anime adaptation came after this movie.

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Russell Johnson · July 27, 2022

Child Abuse from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en dot Wikipedia dot org

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SlayerCake · July 27, 2022

Totally Spies awakened many a fetish us and for that I bless it.

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FeyHaeven · July 27, 2022

Alice having the Kim Possible ringtone is a classic transfem move. If you hear that noise in public and you don't ask "what's the sitch?" then there's something way too cis about you

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Phoebe Lahey · July 27, 2022

Watching a "girl movie" as a kid like its forbidden knowledge is a certified transfem classic, the genderswap episodes of Adventure Time opened my third eye

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James Cézanne-Taipale · July 27, 2022

As a Franco-Californian… yes.

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Felicity Hall · July 27, 2022

Asking for a friend this fabulizer shop you wouldn't happen to have like an address?

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Danh Nguyen · July 27, 2022

Upvoted for watching Kim Possible next and also Spies In Disguise because fuck no I'm not watching a movie about a spy being turned into a pigeon

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Subspace Jet Witch · July 27, 2022

I'm 30 minutes in, and I feel like the plot is front-to-end Chicks Rock

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Jasmine Matthews · July 27, 2022

Totally spies as a yout also gave me gender and is probably why I'm in crop top rn.

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OvO Hoot · July 27, 2022

This franchise was a psyop by the Quebecois to bring French perversion to anglophone Americans.

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Violet · July 27, 2022

To be more realistic, the gym would have to just be a giant crossfit rotation with some weird woo protein mix being advertised everywhere. Edit: I graduated from HS in 2007 - there was a GSA, but it was badly needed explicitly because homophobia was still rampant when I graduated. The Bush Admin definitely created a local maximum of homophobia culturally around 2004. Not having gay representation, even in a liberal part of the country, absolutely checks out.

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God's Eepiest Soldier · July 30, 2022

yeah, like, prop 8 got passed in 2008 (not that i think the various french and italian creators of this film were really, like, paying attention to california state politics)

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Tess · July 27, 2022

whoop

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Simon Bitdiddle · July 27, 2022

All things being equal, this /is/ the omni-kink trigger.

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Cool Bird Facts · July 27, 2022

Many have said this

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AngryOldManYaddaYadda · July 27, 2022

This was good, but it's no Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.

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Tall Jeff · July 27, 2022

California is a drug, please use responsibly

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Willow Davison · July 26, 2022

I'm fifteen minutes in, and I'm pretty sure you guys watched a femdom parody. Everything I've heard so far sounds like backstory for a Divine Bitches shoot.

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spazzrights · July 28, 2022

Wasn’t this show known for being that Garh Marenghi bit, “In this episode: The Writer’s Poorly Disguised Fetish” but for real lol?

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Sirloinofice · July 26, 2022

"I'm almost cured now."

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Teresa Koehler · July 26, 2022

I vote for y'all to watch Kim Possible in the future!

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A Sentient Mongoose · July 26, 2022

Why

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Teresa Koehler · July 26, 2022

Why not?