Beardyman

Hi. I hope you are well. I've been working super hard on my new product, BÄPP. BÄPP is a dynamic and adaptable snare creation and performance system for Ableton Live. It Features multiple synthesis engines, each purpose-built to create punchy, texturally rich snare sounds that transcend the need for

Hi. Hope you're good. . . . it's definitely not world war three. . . . . . . . . . . urrrgh.... . . . in other news. . . I've started a plugin company! Welcome to TERMITE AUDIO I've been working super hard on it. My first product is CLÄPP II. It's a significant update to my CLÄPP device i released l

CLÄPP is an easy to use, great sounding device for Ableton Live that redefines how a synthesized clap should sound. Make realistic clap tracks instantly - Claps generated in real time using physical modelling instead of samples. ​ ​ Stop searching through loop libraries - No more repetitive loops, C

Hi, Hope ur good…. If you live in or around Cardiff, Join me today from 3pm for the debut of my interactive, immersive exhibit, Ephemera. It’s been a crazy journey putting it together and i’m so excited to share it with you all! And/Or come in the evening from 8:30pm till 10pm to experience my first

It's finally out! I can't wait to share this album with you guys! But I need to say a few things first. I know I have been very absent recently. I have been working hard on a brand new Beardytron live rig, it's been a slog. . but amazing progress is being made. It doesn't even rely on looping as it'

Anyone who lives in or aroumd Plymouth is cordially invited to swing by between 3pm and 5pm tomorrow to check out my new project. It’s a bit mad… but it’ll be super fun, and it’s free to attend.

Anyone who lives in or aroumd Plymouth is cordially invited to swing by between 3pm and 5pm tomorrow to check out my new project. It’s a bit mad… but it’ll be super fun, and it’s free to attend.

YO. . . Hope you're good. . . . . here's the set I did in Berlin earlier this year at the wonderful Club Gretchen, my frequent haunt. Always fun. This one was particularly bonkers. I hope you enjoy it. It was pretty hardcore. . ha. . . enjoy! I'm playing some shows and you can go here for tix. I'd l

oi oi . . in case you missed it yesterday. . Here's my first public facing stream in a while. . . So. . . the short and the long of it is, I have been working extremely hard on upgrading my rig. I've got much more detail about this on my tech blog which tech-tier patrons can bore themselves with. Bu

this is a true story Vimto! (YouTube)

POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So... I spent a week making this f*****g video, Yesterday I was happily finishing it off with some of the discord crew and we casually looked up the girl in the video. . . only to find that she is in fact a horrible and extremely problematic person . . . she's been b

So… it’s bene a mad journey to get here and it’s just begun… sorry for the insanely long ramble… but here we go! Hold tight… in August we are going to release this thing… we are working hard to make it super robust and bug free with tutorials, support and documentation. Xxx

lets go. . . https://www.twitch.tv/beardymanananan i've updated LOADS of shit on the beardytron. . . too much to explain now. . . i will do a long-ass post soon. . .but f*ck it lets GO!!!!! GAAAAH!!!!!!

AAAAARGH!!!! yo. . Its been a minute. . . Hope you're good.... I'm playing a bunch of shows. . Sat, 27 Apr - Canteen, Chelmsford Thu, 02 May - Hootenany, Brixton Fri, 03 May - Belgrave Music Hall Sun, 05 May - Shrewsbury I'm excited about these shows . . I like playing shows. . . . I like to make th

This show had some truly ridiculous moments… here it is in it’s entirety. Leen comes on at the end to smash it so be sure to stick around till then! Also… i’m playing Germany next week! See you there!!!! Cologne : 5/9/23 https://www.stereoboard.com/beardyman-tickets/cologne Berlin : 6/9/23 https://w

Hi, Guys. On Tuesday 18th July I will be conducting a much demanded live Q&A and in depth tutorial session about how I use Reason's new device Objekt. The session will be recorded and made available to you all afterwards to don't worry if you can't make it in real time. Recently I made a video which

Made it a year ago… had a sudden urge to put it out…. So yeah…. Enjoy. Xx Silly Things You Say (YouTube)

So. . . . there's something funky going on with payments and with the discord bot, just to flag, if you don't have access to the discord channels your tier entitles you to, let me know and i will fix it, or raise a support ticket with patreon. Blurp. . .sorry bout this. . . It might have something t

Yo! . . . . So. . . At the end of last year, the living legend that is Harry Mack came to a funky little location I'd sorted in Central London with some help from the lovely people at Monkey Shoulder. An intimate little bar, under a stair well in soho with an exclusive crowd of friends and patrons,

This was a special gig. The crew of MS Stubnitz are special people. They welcomed us, fed us and were generally wonderful. We partied with them after the show and we stayed in a cabin on the boat that night. The history of this boat is fascinating. It's been traveling round the world, mooring in har

I HAVE DID STREAM!!!!!!! IT IS PREMIERE!!! maxresdefault.jpg (YouTube)

If i do say so myself. . . and i do. . . this show was in many ways, correct. I did the correct things fairly consistently. I am now going to delete everything else i have ever done, change my name and move to Argentina. Mannheim 2022 (SoundCloud)

Eeeeeeasy... After much demand to post it. . here is the full 2022 London show. I hope you like it. FACE MAKE DANCE!!!! AAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! London 2022 - THE FULL SHOW (YouTube)

Hi, You, Hope you're all good. I have the silliest job in the world. See above. Drum n bass music statues. If i die tomorrow I'll at least know i still made room-fulls of grown-ass adults dance like idiots to complete silence. Come n be silly with me on tour. You can get tickets here. Thankyou. Than

It is so good to be doing shows again. . . fuck a pandemic. . . lets go. . . xxx WTF is going on? (YouTube)

Easy, Hope you're okay. I dun a thing. Here is the thing. WATCH THE THING What is the thing? It is a song about a cat. Why have i done this? Why would anyone do this? It is Episode II of the MILKING THE COMMUNITY project, in which make music using the most inspiring ideas from my patrons In return,