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January 2, 2026

Riddle of the Sphinx

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Joel Marchewka · January 3, 2026

I love seeing a titty sphinx in the wild. https://www.wesa.fm/arts-sports-culture/2017-09-25/the-story-behind-that-giant-egyptian-themed-mausoleum-in-allegheny-cemetery

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jackheathwriter · January 2, 2026

Hahaha, which incredibly immature member of your family wrote this one

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Neil Kohney · January 5, 2026

definitely one with the least developed brain 🏂

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jorgev · January 2, 2026

I would imagine there's an alternate route across the Plywood Peaks.

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Zihuatanejo · January 2, 2026

It's amazing how "your mom is unattractive" and "I had sex with your mom" are universally acknowledged to be hilariously devastating disses, and yet every time I have sex with someone's unattractive mom I somehow suddenly become the butt of the joke.

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Glen · January 2, 2026

If MYLFs are unattractive to others thats their problem, as long as they're attractive to you (and the kids dont walk in)

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Horik · January 2, 2026

I did not expect a "your mom" joke this early in the morning, yet here we are.

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Zihuatanejo · January 2, 2026

I’m just glad the Sphinx’s fat ugly momma wasn’t there to see it.

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K Smith · January 2, 2026

enough about her promiscuous mother, the man's got things to do!