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December 30, 2025

“BIG toot”, a comic by our daughter (age 8)

And so we reach the final comic, the final POST of the year! She was so excited about this one, and honestly she’s already a pro.

and as we approach the end of the year, Marissa and I want to give a huge and heartfelt thank you to every single one of you. It truly feels like a miracle that we’re able to do these comics every week, and it’s only possible because of you. And as the patreon keeps growing, we’re able to experiment more, take some more risks, and get weird. We had some big creative plans for 2025 that didn’t quite work out due to personal life shake ups (nothing tragic), but I got hopes that we’ll be able to really make progress and hopefully announce/debut some real cool shit next year. So let’s pop the champagne and get ready for a fucking wild 2026 ❤️❤️❤️

Comments (23)

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Alex Grinton · January 25, 2026

I think your kids might be even more talented than you are.

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J Kap · January 6, 2026

But .... but why "toot"? Why not "PTHBPHBTPHBHPTHP" or something? I'm starting to wonder about the actual sound your family's farts make.

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Jordyn Galvan · January 2, 2026

This one was a great one. She's going places for sure.

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Melissa M · December 31, 2025

Happy New Year!

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Timmargh · December 31, 2025

Tootally awesome.

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HamsterBandit Industries · December 31, 2025

This was fantastic! Your daughter's got real talent.

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Tom · December 30, 2025

🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️

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Chris Knutson · December 30, 2025

When my dogs poot they have no shame. They proudly poot their toots for all to hear. Be like my pooter dogs, embrace your stinky toots, large and small. If they're silent but deadly, proclaim them to the world! If they're loud and odiferous, claim them with pride! Laugh when they are funny, cry when they make your eyes bleed, but celebrate them!

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Paul S. · December 30, 2025

So that's what you do in your off time

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Rick E. Bear · December 30, 2025

I don't care what people think, fart jokes are the best.

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PernicketyPony · December 30, 2025

Your daughter is a genius

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Alyssa Steinhardt · December 30, 2025

This is great. She really called out Neil on this one.

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Neil Kohney · January 5, 2026

I feel personally attacked. Like all the time

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Zihuatanejo · December 30, 2025

Not Elphie.

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Neil Kohney · January 5, 2026

She is my favorite. My daughter called it

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Margreet de Heer · December 30, 2025

Yeah, this is GOLD!

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Shadowphoenix · December 30, 2025

10/10 she's ready to be a comedian

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Steve C-B · December 30, 2025

Happy New Year, thanks for so many good laughs this year!

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Jacob Sabin · December 30, 2025

I would murder for Elphie. And possibly commit tax fraud for Glinda, and maaaaaybe larceny for Murray. What a lovely series of comics! As the year winds down, I want to give a big THANKS for all you guys do for us. Hope your New Years goes well, and that 2026 turns out nice for everyone!❤

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Billy · December 30, 2025

Agreed on all points. Especially the murder and tax fraud.

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Jen T. · December 30, 2025

lol relatable 🤣

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Philip · December 30, 2025

Happy New Year! Thanks for all the great comics over the past year! Looking forward to what comes next!

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Willow ❤️ · December 30, 2025

This is talent fr.