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December 29, 2025

“Rudolph v. Dixen”, a comic by our son (age 5)

The first comic idea he pitched before landing on this one was truly horrifying. It involved a clock in someone’s eye socket that was sunk into mud. But mud that was BLOOD. I don’t know where he gets it.

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Pizzapotato · February 26, 2026

This has big “dinosaurs in love” vibes and I’m all about it

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Tom · December 30, 2025

I feel old 🙈

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ML · December 29, 2025

Both sons have delivered epicly!

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Lane Anderson · December 29, 2025

This is adorable. Absolutely something a 5 year old would come up with. I love it

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Paulio B · December 29, 2025

This one feels the closest to your vibe.

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Neil Kohney · January 5, 2026

He’s got a similar way with words, I think

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Samuel Harrison · December 29, 2025

Absolute 5yo energy

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Big Abuelita Energy · December 29, 2025

Your offspring are springing 🔥😤

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Slozaloka · December 29, 2025

Fuuuuuck thats genius, why didnt i think of that?

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Thomás Müller · December 29, 2025

Both your kids have the family's quirky sense of humor, and that's just awesome.

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Jacob Sabin · December 29, 2025

I love how we can see the thought process/ conversation you had with him to make this, just absolutely nothing was added or taken out!😂 It truly is very 5 year old coded.

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Neil Kohney · January 5, 2026

I just let him cook. This was completely off the dome!

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Alyssa Steinhardt · December 29, 2025

This one is so great, but I also want to see the first idea.

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Willow ❤️ · December 29, 2025

Wait this is actually really good lol

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Johnny Van Cura · December 29, 2025

Gotteeeeem

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Alex · December 29, 2025

That got pretty intense there for a minute

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Zihuatanejo · December 29, 2025

“Dixen, the bomb-dicked reindeer/Had an explosive dick/And if you ever heard it/You would even say it ticked.”

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Chad Thomas · December 29, 2025

He has a future in comics

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Paul Koepke · December 29, 2025

Writing comics that make you say "what the hell did I just read?" even as you share it with your Internet friends. Just like Dad.

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Oriza · December 29, 2025

Hahaha! Tell him I laughed all the way in Virginia ☺️