A house most haunted 7
Our winning pick from “a house most haunted 6”: “Alright, this haunted house NEEDS a rave room, and I feel like this is the last chance for a good one! I would suggest all of the classic ghosts of our time, the Casper(s), the Danny Phantom, the Brown Lady of Raynham Hall, and any & all famous spectres and spirits just tripping so hard and spacing out to some of that sweet technobeat and EDM (Ectoplasm Dance Music.)”
So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature ghosts, ghouls, skeletons, skellingtons, werewolves, wolf men, titties, additional scenery, whatever.
Then I’ll pick some of my favorites along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.
We’ll keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO
Comments (29)
Whine cellar. It's where ghosts go to complain.
The fake rave, that the dweebiest ghost got invited to
A drunk mimic french kissing a barrel of wine.
A drunk leprechaun emptying the wine while tooth fearies are stealing his gold teeth and coins.
Those casks definitely have amontillado and someone being sealed in with them
Here to support this comment. This scene, only Montresor is using the opportunity to make Fortunato listen to his mixed tape. https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81w1S9SEMUL._SL1500_.jpg
A zombie is making wine the traditional way (stomping grapes)
Duh, it is obviously the the zombie strippers' dressing room.
The haunted house's federally required poster setting forth minimum wage and overtime rates for all employees (it is splattered in blood).
Zombie butler dismayed to find the barrels empty while drunken spiders/rats look on
That's the teeth storage room.
A group of spooky faces poking through the back wall asking which room the rave is in
The guy from A Cask of Amontillado talking to himself and slowly going crazy
Not talking to himself but talking to the wine casks...
Van Helsing with big titties
We must make him deliver on the possibility: Titties
Mad scientist carrying body parts to pickle in the barrels
Two servants are playing cards on the barrels and there’s a ghost behind one helping the other cheat
A prime location for a plague pit, like in Ghosts (the original BBC version) or Ghosts (the not terrible US version) or Ghosts (the German version, which I know no more about than that there's a German version that skates around the 1930s and 1940s unpleasantness).
Me
I am a smoking snail
Public mouse execution, either guillotine or hanging, your choice. Also, can we add more ghosts to the rave? If so, can you add Starscream’s ghost?
Just for clarification: are we executing a mouse, or the mouse? Can we do this without intervention by Disney lawyers?
Well, someone needs to be getting sealed into a wine cellar
There could be a doctor doing a checkup on a Frankenstein, knocking his knee with a hammer for a reflex test, and there are cables attached to his neck bolts going up to the ceiling, and part of his reflex is powering that street lamp outside.
The Ghost Pirate Le Chuck off his face on Grog
Oscar the Grouch waiting in one of the barrels and his trash can laying on the ground with a knife sticking out of it and a ghost trash can hovering above with its arms crossed and a pissed look on his face.
Aw Hell YEAH! What a lovely New Years treat, Neil!🥳🤙 Hope you and the family are enjoying a bit more time off and get 2026 started off with a blast, just like all those ghosties are gettin' down at that rave.
Mole rat bootlegging operation