Something Witty Entertainment

TL;DR -SAOA 20 is done and YouTube is keeping it from you! -Carrie and Spencer got married! -SAOA 21 Scripting: 100%! -MHAA 6 Editing: 65% -FruBA 2 Editing: 60% -Smartphone 2 Scripting: …IT BEGINS!!! L;R Welcome to Something Witty’s September 2026 update! What do you mean it’s November? Oh, I see wh

TL;DR -SAOA 20 IS DONE!!! -Come see us at Otakuthon 2026 in Montreal, August 7th-9th! L;R AAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! OTAKUTHON CRUNCH TIME AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! WE DID IT! WE RECIEVED THE ANIMATION WE COMMISSIONED AND SAOA 20 IS DONE!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!! NOW WE JUST GOTTA FINISH UP HALF A DOZEN OTHER THINGS FOR T

TL;DR -SAOA 20 Editing: 99.99%!!! -SAOA 21 Scripting: 5% -MHAA 6 Editing: 55% -FruBA 2 Editing: 60% -Streaming Echoes of Aincrad for Thursday, Friday, and Saturday -Come see us at Otakuthon 2026 in Montreal, August 7th-9th! L;R Ahoy-hoy, SWEeties! We hope the debauchery you indulged in this past Pri

TL;DR -SAOA 20 Editing: 99.9%!!! -SAOA 21 Scripting: 1% -MHAA 6 Editing: 50% -FruBA 2 Editing: 55% -Huge thanks to all of you for making the SWEekend a SWuccess! L;R Hope you're having a gay old time, everybody! No, it's not Christmas, you fucking homophobes. It's Pride Month! You'd know that if you

TL;DR -SAOA 20 Editing: 75% -SAOA 21 Scripting: Making outline of season -MHAA 6 Editing: 15% (explanation below) -MHAA 7: Recasting major roles and going through demo reels -FruBA 2 Editing: 40% L;R LET’S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLLLLLLLLLLE!!! This update is scheduled for One Fall!!! Is that a lot?!

TL;DR -SAOA 20 Editing: 70% -SAOA 20 Preview is live on Patreon! -SAOA 21 Scripting: HAS BEGUN!!! -MHAA 6 Editing: 25% -MHAA 7: New characters cast, recordings set to begin this month. -FruBA 2 Editing: 35% L;R HOW THE HELL IS IT ALREADY MARCH?! Sorry, we keep forgetting that that lazy-ass February

TL;DR -SAOA 20 Editing: 45% -MHAA 6 Editing: 18% -MHAA 7 Scripting: DONE! -FruBA 2 Editing: 35% -Fanfic Night this Friday -Spotify borked our SWE&D link. Here's the new one: https://bit.ly/4c5bqxZ -We collabed with SusAnims! Go watch it! https://bit.ly/4khtGGE L;R Gah! Sorry. We thought you were our

TL;DR -SAOA 17 is back up! -SAOA 20 Editing: 35% -MHAA 6 Editing: 15% -MHAA 7 Scripting: 75% -FruBA 2 Editing: 30% -Exit from Nat19 L;R New year! Who dis?! Just kidding! Of course we remember you. But do you still recognize us in our New Year New Form?! We've just recently been disgorged from our re

TL;DR -SAOA 17 got hit with a copyright strike (we’re working on it!) -SAOA 20 Editing: 35% -MHAA 5: DONE! -MHAA 5 Bloopies: DONE! -MHAA 6 Recording: DONE! -MHAA 6 Editing: 15% -MHAA 7 Scripting: 75% -FruBA 2 Editing: 30% -We’ll be off until New Years. Have an excellent holiday season, everyone! L;R

TL;DR -SAOA 19: DONE and back on YouTube! -SAOA 19 Bloopies: 95% -SAOA 20 Editing: Next on the docket~ -MHAA 5: 99.999% -MHAA 5 Bloopies: Sent off for sound and lip flaps -MHAA 6 Recording: 100% -MHAA 6 Editing: 10% -MHAA 7 Scripting: 65% -FruBA 2 Editing: 20% -FruBA 3 Scripting: 100% -Fanfic writin

TL;DR SAOA 19 TOMORROW ON TWITCH AND YOUTUBE! WE'RE STREAMING AN SAO GAME AT 2 PM PST! EPISODE STARTS AT 5! BE THERE!!! L;R Who you trying to kid? You stopped reading after "TOMORROW". We'll give you a filling in September. See you soon~ Something Witty

TL;DR -SAOA 19 Dialogue/Footage Layout: 100% -SAOA 19 VFX: 90% -SAOA 19 Sound Design: 10% -SAOA 19 Lip Flaps: 80% -MHAA 5 Dialogue/Footage Layout: 100% -MHAA 5 VFX: 100% -MHAA 5 Sound Design: 23% -MHAA 5 Lip Flaps: 100% -MHAA 6 Scripting: 100% -MHAA 7 Scripting: 30% -Carrie, Spencer, and Chase will

TL;DR -SAOA 19 Dialogue/Footage Layout: 100% -SAOA 19 VFX: 0% -SAOA 19 Sound Design: 10% -SAOA 19 Lip Flaps: 25% -MHAA 5 Dialogue/Footage Layout: 100% -MHAA 5 VFX: 100% -MHAA 5 Sound Design: 0% -MHAA 5 Lip Flaps: 100% -MHAA 6 Scripting: 100% -MHAA 7 Scripting: 15% -Carrie, Spencer, and Chase will be

TL;DR -SAOA 19 Dialogue/Footage Layout: 100% -SAOA 19 VFX: 0% -SAOA 19 Sound Design: 10% -SAOA 19 Lip Flaps: 10% -MHAA 5 Dialogue/Footage Layout: 100% -MHAA 5 VFX: 80% -MHAA 5 Sound Design: 0% -MHAA 5 Lip Flaps: 38% -MHAA 6 Scripting: 100% -MHAA 7 Scripting: 10% -Wish Carrie a happy burdei on the 11

TL;DR -SAOA 19 Dialogue/Footage Layout: 80% -MHAA 5 Dialogue/Footage Layout: 71% -MHAA 6 Scripting: 85% -FruBA 1: Free from copyright jail on YouTube! -Welcome our new SWoverlord, Spencer! L;R Okay! NOW it's Easter! Fuck. But we're still angry about this! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN... No... No, we're not go

TL;DR -SAOA 19 Dialogue/Footage Layout: 68% -MHAA 5 Editing: 40% -MHAA 6 Scripting: 50%? -FruBA 1: Live on Patreon. In copyright jail on YouTube L;R Alright. Fuck. Pull up a chair, y'all. So, we were all lubed up and ready to write a sequel to last year's horrid British Mothers' Day/Easter lore, whe

TL;DR -SUPER SPECIAL SECRET PROJECT EPISODE PREMIERE FRIDAY~ -SAOA 18 Bloopies: Done and on Patreon! -SAOA 19 Editing: 12% -MHAA 5 Editing: 35% -MHAA 6 Scripting: 35% L;R A happy and glorious New Year, you slut-guzzling cum lords!!! It's 2025! How the heck did that happen! Time is soup! A rich gumbo

TL;DR -SAOA 18: Currently in YouTube copywrite jail -SAOA 18 Bloopies: 50% -SAOA 19 Editing: 10% -SAOA 19 Recording: 90% -SAOA 20 Scripting: 100% -SAOA 21 Scripting: 10% -MHAA 5 Recording: 100% -MHAA 5 Editing: 20% -MHAA 6 Scripting: 25% L;R Season's greetings, one and all! Have you been good little

TL;DR -SAOA 18: 100% DONE!!!! Premiering on Twitch Nov 22nd 5pm pst!!! -SAOA 19 Editing: 10% -SAOA 19 Recording: 90% -SAOA 20 Scripting: 100% -SAOA 21 Scripting: 10% -MHAA 5 Recording: 100% -MHAA 5 Editing: 15% -MHAA 6 Scripting: 25% L;R Greetings from the land of SWE, Dual-wielders!!! For many cent

TL;DR -MHAA 4: Up on YouTube (but dealing with copyright stuff. AGAIN.) -MHAA 5 Scripting: 100% DONE -MHAA 5 Recording: 80% -MHAA 5 Editing: 5% -SAOA 18 Basic Layout: 100% DONE -SAOA 18 Sound Design: Sent off to sound designers -SAOA 18 Visual Effects: 90% L;R BOO! Fuckin' GOTTEM! Get absolutely spo

TL;DR -MHAA 4: DONE! (Still in copywrite jail. Available now on Patreon.) -MHAA 5 Scripting: First draft is DONE! -SAOA 18 Basic Layout: 100% -SAOA 18 Sound Design: 10% -SAOA 18 Visual Effects: 10% -SAOA 18 Preview: Up on Patreon! L;R Joyous Labour Day, friends! We hope you are all enjoying a well-d

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Editing: 99.9999% -MHAA 4 Bloopies: 45% -MHAA 5 Scripting: 55% -SAOA 18 Editing: 45% -SAOA 18 Preview for Anime Fest: 80% -Anime Fest is this month! Get yo tickets, y'all!!! https://www.animefest.org L;R What it do, our sweaty SWEeties?! Jesus tap-dancing CHRIST it is too fucking hot!

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Editing: 85% -MHAA 5 Scripting: 35% -SAOA 18 Editing: 35% -WE'RE STILL GUESTING AT ANIME FEST!!! THAT'S STILL IN TEXAS!!!!! GET YOUR TICKETS!!! L;R Happy Pride Month! Whether you're a proud member of the Alphabet Mafia, or one of those filthy hetero allies, or not ready to share your t

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Editing: 75% -MHAA 5 Scripting: 15% -SAOA 18+19+20 Recording: Kirito 100% recorded -SAOA 18 Editing: 25% -WE'RE GUESTING AT ANIME FEST!!! THAT'S IN TEXAS!!!!! YEEHAW!!! L;R Howdy there, cowpokers! Sure is a nice High Noon-Thirty we got here. Hope y'all are having a dandy time raisin' a

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Editing: 60% -MHAA 5 Scripting: 5% -SAOA 18+19+20 Recording: Kirito 50% recorded -SAOA 18 Editing: 10% L;R Greetings friends, This is probably going to be the hardest thing we've ever had to write. It is our sad duty to inform you that Canadian superstar Ryan Reynolds has bested us in

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Editing: 35% -MHAA 5 Scripting: Starting -SAOA 18+19+20 Recording: Kirito 35% recorded -SAOA 18 Editing: 5% -We got a shiny new store! L;R Happy British Mother's Month from Big Daddy SWE! You gotta be super grateful to your British mom this month. After all, she worked hard disgorging

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Editing: 25% -MHAA 5 Scripting: Starting -SAOA 18+19+20 Recording: Basically everyone except Kirito -Check out the SWE&D podcast! Now on everything! -Carrie's finished studying! Praise her! -Carrie's in a NINTENDO game! Praise her! L;R Beware, sinners! The capitalism-ordained day of co

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Editing: 25% (paused) -MHAA 5 Scripting: Starting -SAOA 18+19+20 Scripting: DONE! -SAOA 18+19+20 Recording: Scheduled -New SWE&D campaign premiere went great! -SWE&D podcast incoming! -Carrie's studying for Canadian citizenship! L;R Bonjour and Happy New Year, ya hosers! How's it goin'

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Editing: 25% (paused) -SAOA 18 Scripting: First draft is done! -Crimbus break! -New SWE&D campaign starts January on Twitch, YouTube, and PODCAST! -Thank you for another awesome year! L;R Joyous Chriskwanznukkah, you succulent lads, Some sort of holiday miracle has occurred! We have fi

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Recording: 100% -MHAA 4 Editing: 25% (paused) -SAOA 18 Scripting: 90% -Exciting stream stuff! -We're looking for stream mods L;R Top o' the evening to ya, SWEeties! How goes it? It's that weird time of year again when Halloween is done, but we're not quite ready for the holidays. The f

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Recording: 100% -MHAA 4 Editing: 25% -SAOA 18 Scripting: 80% L;R Merry Spooples, everyone! Let’s raise the spoops in this haunted hizouse! Also thankful! Cuz in addition to the glorious gift to goth that is Halloween, we also got Canadian “aka real” Thanksgiving! Yay pie and candy and

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Recording: 100% -MHAA 4 Editing: 20% -SAOA 18 Scripting: 75% L;R Supes hap Labour Day, y'all! Hope y'all are taking it easy and not doing any labour this day, cuz that's illegal and we don't wanna have to call the cops on ya. This time... But swear to god... if you cross us. We're gonn

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Recording: 90% -MHAA 4 Editing: 15% -SAOA 18 Scripting: 65% L;R Hey, have you guys seen Barbenheimer? Not sure it needed to be 5 hours long, or that we should've seen it at 3 in the morning, or that we needed to get completely shitfaced on Malibu brand canned pina coladas while doing s

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Recording: 90% -MHAA 4 Editing: 5% -MHAA 3 Bloopies: Done and uploaded to Patreon!!! -SAOA 18 Scripting: 55% -SAOA 17 Bloopies: Done and uploaded to Patreon!!! L;R Listen here, bitch. Before you say ANYTHING to us, we'll have you know that this update is NOT late! Last Monday was in fa

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Recording: 50% -MHAA 3 Bloopies: Done! -SAOA 18 Scripting: 33% -SAOA 17 Bloopies: 80% L;R What time is it?! Summertime! It's our vacation! Except not really because we're grown-ass adults who don't get summers off no more. We can no longer live out our dreams of being in a high school

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Recording: 50% -MHAA 3 Bloopies: 50% -SAOA 18 Scripting: 25% -SAOA 17 Bloopies: 20% -SAOA 17 (maybe) getting outta copyright jail this week! L;R What it do, madres? That's right. You're our mother now. All of you. Collectively. And your day is soon arriving. Don't worry. We've already

TL;DR -SWEniversary was a huge success!!! Thank you!!! -SAOA 17: DONE!!! And going through Copyright Jail! Woooo!!!!!! -Smartphone One-Shot is a thing we made! It's on Patreon! -MHAA 4 Recording: 35% -MHAA 3 Bloopies: 25% -SAOA 18 Scripting: 20% L;R SWEetings, everyone! Get it! It's like "greetings"

TL;DR -MHAA 4 Recording: 35% -MHAA 3 Bloopies: 25% -SAOA 17 Editing: 99.999% -SAOA 18 Scripting: 15% -We have a TikTok now! -Vernal Edge is out and we're streaming it Friday, the 17th! -SAOA Marathon stream with SWE on Wednesday, the 29th! L;R We're just... so tired... We're sorry this is a lil late

TL;DR -MHAA 3 Editing: DONE! NOW ON PATREON! -MHAA 4 Recording: 30% -MHAA 3 Bloopies: 20% -SAOA 17 Editing: 90% -SAOA 18 Scripting: 10% -SWE 10-year anniversary is coming on March 29th! L;R How y'all doin'? We're pretty good because we JUST RELEASED EPISODE 3 OF MHAA! WOOOOO!!! IT'S ON THE GOOGLY DR

TL;DR -MHAA 3 Editing: 99.999999999% -MHAA 4 Recording: 2% -MHAA 3 Bloopies: 5% -SAOA 17 Editing: 85% -SAOA 18 Scripting: Starting back up L;R Holy shit the 2 turned into a 3! Happy New Year, fuckers! How've y'all been? Did you enjoy your various holidays? Did Satan bring you lots of presents? No, w

TL;DR -MHAA 3 Editing: 99.9999% -MHAA 4 Recording: 2% -SAOA 17 Editing: 80% -SAOA 18 Scripting: On hold to concentrate on editing -Breaking for the holidays L;R Why hello there! How are you doing? Could you do us a quick favour and Feliz Navideez nuts?! GOTTEM!!! Hehe. But seriously. Hope you're all

TL;DR -MHAA 3 Editing: 99.999% -MHAA 4 Recording: 2% -SAOA 17 Editing: 75% -SAOA 18 Scripting: This outline is getting LONG -Mack and Izzy will be out of town this Friday. Carrie and Spence will take over. We're sorry. L;R Y'all nuttin'? Cuz y'ain't supposed to be! It's No Nut November! You keep the

TL;DR -It's Spoopy Month! -MHAA 3 Editing: 97% -MHAA 4 Writing: DONE!!! -SAOA 17 Editing: 70% (Some stuff happened) -SAOA 18 Scripting: Started outline L;R Hey, what day is it? Oh, right. It's October 3rd, which as we all know is the day that Aaron Samuels asked Cady Heron what day it was. And the d

TL;DR -MHAA 3 Editing: 95% -MHAA 4 Writing: 95% -SAOA 17 Editing: 80% -Holy crap! We're almost at 900k YouTube subs! L;R Okay but like did you see the TL;DR?! We're like less than 100 subs away from 900k! This is nuts! I never thought we'd get this far! Oh, also, hi! How y'all doing? Carrie's off in

TL;DR -MHAA 3 Editing: 92% -MHAA 4 Writing: 90% -SAOA 17 Recording: DONE! -SAOA 17 Editing: 75% -The Ol' Switcheroo (we moved offices) L;R Howdily doodily, sluterinos! We're back! From the store! With smokes! We're your dad! We came back! Just like you always said! You may call us father, padre, or

TL;DR -MHAA 3 Editing: 87% -MHAA 4 Writing: 75% -SAOA 17 Recording: 85% -SAOA 17 Editing: 60% -NEVER scheduling ANYTHING ever again! L;R So... we done fucked up. You see, we were under the mistaken belief that the curse that always befalls us any time we try to tell y'all when something will be done

TL;DR -MHAA 3 Editing: 85% -MHAA 4 Writing: 60% -SAOA 17 Recording: 85% -SAOA 17 Editing: 55% -Happy Pride Month! -Secret thing still coming L;R Sup bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes! Happy Pride Month! Like, you should be proud of who you are all the time, but ESPECIALLY this month! You're just so

TL;DR -MHAA 3 Editing: 80% -MHAA 4 Writing: 50% -SAOA 17 Recording: 85% -SAOA 17 Editing: 20% -Temporary streaming schedule change -Carrie's Burrdei L;R Rise, ye Tarnished! It be Noodle Month! It is our understanding that on such an occasion, we gather up all the noodles and give them to our mothers

TL;DR -MHAA 3 Recording: DONE! -MHAA 3 Editing: 69% -MHAA 4 Writing: 33% -SAOA 17 Recording: 26% -SAOA 17 Editing: 15% -Secret Patreon Thing??? L;R Today's word is... "SECRET"! Can you say "SECRET", kids? Well you better not, you little fuckin' snitch! Less you'se wants us ta sink ya ta da bottom o'