Thought Slime

Looking forward to an orderly, polite comments section on this one! It took me a few months from the time that I filmed this to edit it, because throughout the process I kept wondering if this approach would actually yield results. You know how they say that data doesn't change people's minds, only

Typical wokelet, complaining about a joke! I'm so typical! I'm such a wokelet also! In this video I'm making the case that actually being woke, the first kind of woke (where we have crazy coloured hair and pronouns) is and always has been good actually. You've been fed a load of horse hockey that be

Whew! been a while, huh? I bet you're feeling kinda like 'Too late pal, we don't want a video!!' That's fair. I understand that. Wait, wait, come back! Uh... uh... lemme think here.... That feeling is relevant, actually!! This one is all about how they made a He-Man movie WAY too late! Remember that

First of all, just to set expectations, this is NOT a video about the film Superman (2025) starring Clark Kent as Superman. This is a response to a profoundly dumb article in the Atlantic, written by a one Thomas Chatterton Williams, about how the wokes are, well... You're not gonna believe this but

Sometimes it takes too long for me to make videos. Whoops. Look, it's still relevant! Libs are still (bold, italics) LIKE THIS, and its critical to ask why. Why libs love a Charlie Kirk (YouTube)

Hello Patreon, This video aims to provide what I believe to be the only reasonable answer to the question of whether "Israel has the right to defend itself." It may surprise some of you to hear that my answer is more complicated than simply saying "No." More complicated even than saying "No and fuck

I'm always saying I should make shorter, less involved videos. Hey guess what? I actually did it for once! Go figure! The Walt Gisnep corporation has set it's dastardly sights on local boy made good, Pedro 'Hubba Hubba' Pascal. Or, at least, that's the gist of some shitty Telegraph article I found.

This one took me on a journey. Honestly, I have found it difficult to find any passion to speak right now, given the state of... everything. Like, how do you even muster the energy day in day out? It's ironic because (incoming douchebag moment) now is the type of time when voices like mine probably

Against my better judgement and the advice of medical professionals, I have created an hour long video about the "anti-woke" "cartoon" "comedy" from the "people" at the Daily Wire, Mr. Birchum. Sort of. More or less. I Gazing into the abyss of Mr. Birchum (YouTube)

A vocal minority of my viewers have taken issue with the more recent tone I have taken in some videos. They feel that I am no longer speaking about important or serious topics, being too frivolous and not using my platform responsibly. I struggled with this video. I struggled on what tone to strike.

Hello Patreon people, I'm working on a video right now about Gaza and I have hit a little bit of a stumbling block that I'd like y'all to weigh in on before I'm done: Normally I release my videos a week early for patrons, because of how cool and sick you are, but in this case it feels pretty sleazy

This is a video from the YouTuber Thought Slime, about the Modern Day Knight Project, a cult-like training program which makes men into menner men. Ever see a guy and think "Hey could stand to be guyer?" Well this is the thing for that, it seems. Or is it? Because probably it's just some extremely w

Hey cuties, I intended to make a small little video, a little one about a little subject to tide you over between bigger projects. But this is just a regular ass Thought Slime 2.0 video, isn't it? This is that old shit, that shit you crave. This one is more of a ranty editorial, about a very silly a

Hey folks, So I'm a little behind on this month's vid and it'll probably post early June (I'm aiming to have it done this week.) A little peak behind the curtains, I've been dealing with some pretty bad burnout lately and had to take some time off to get my shit together, but I'm now back in the gam

This has been a turbulent year for me in many ways (I'm sure it has been for you most of you as well, because you know, the whole world is collapsing in front of our eyes and nobody is doing anything about it), but I've come out the other end in a place where I feel far more at ease with myself and

I've got a problem, right now I find myself with whole HOURS every week where I'm not making content for YouTube. Well, I've never met a problem that starting a new youtube channel wouldn't solve. Enter the Mega Slime Entertainment Zone: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCigodSZ_LnUdcQSr3EMB9Aw This

Hey everybody, if you're part of the $15+ tier there is a bug where patreon is not assigning the patreon discord role to you automatically. If you want to receive the role so you can lord it above the other people in the server and get access to the patron only chat (as is your right) then please se

Hello pals! I'm gonna cut to the chase, look at this friggin' amazing thing that Alex over at Lost in the fold made for me! $15+ patrons get access to this as a printable file, and lemme tell you, it's actually a lot of fun to assemble. If nothing else, please check out this amazing video Alex made

You might have noticed that my production schedule has increased dramatically. I've been putting out at least one video a week for the past little while, and I'm hoping to bump that up even more as time goes on. This is quite a jump from my own release schedule of (hopefully) one video per month at

Hey everybody! Just thought you all deserved a heads up: I don't know if I'm going to be able to put out a video this month. School is hardcore right now and I'm routinely pulling 12-16 hour days. I have a new video shot, but it's tough finding time to edit it to my satisfaction, so I can't guarante

Hey everyone, I have something to confess. I changed the $1000 dollar pledge goal from a video every week to two videos a month. When I originally made my patreon the videos I had been making took a lot less time to produce and edit. Over time as they have gotten more involved it has become more and

Hello my beautiful nerds, I just wanted to give you all a quick heads up about things I am doing that may be of interest to you. Tonight at 8pm EST I'm going to be streaming more Bloodborne. If you didn't catch it last time, you should know that I'm extremely skilled at the game. ALSO: This saturday

Whoo boy. We've come a long way haven't we? I am continuously blown away by your support. You all are great, especially you, the person reading this. I could write out your name if I wanted, but it's really you. You personally are the best patron, and my best friend. I owe you some stuff! First and

Hello Patreon Pals. It's been quite a great first few weeks around here, and I couldn't be happier with your support. My content has been going through some changes lately. I've started adding more live action vids in between the main cartoon vids that you're accustomed to. This has been a lot of wo