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June 12, 2025

Pedro Pascal will inevitably fall to ruin.

I'm always saying I should make shorter, less involved videos. Hey guess what? I actually did it for once! Go figure!
The Walt Gisnep corporation has set it's dastardly sights on local boy made good, Pedro 'Hubba Hubba' Pascal. Or, at least, that's the gist of some shitty Telegraph article I found. I even made a video about it! It's this one.

You can watch it now, because you pay me. That's basically how this works.

Pedro Pascal is DOOMED (YouTube)

Comments (13)

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Steven Cook · August 9, 2025

Is Absolute DC woke?

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Jara Ket · July 12, 2025

Enjoying this video now. You are someone I love watching. I hope you will make a video about your thoughts now that the new Superman (and his little underpants) are out? Also, somehow, DJT inexplicably missed your Nick Adams video and appointed him as an ambassador. The Sydney Morning Herald has a good article about his weird local politics background.

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Sean Hunter · June 30, 2025

Does someone have the link to the t-shirts? I feel like my brain is mush because I can't seem to find it despite having bought one before.

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fohfuu · June 18, 2025

You made a lot of good points jumping off from an article which is essentially the "I regret to inform you that the celebs are at it again" Dril tweet but 10x longer and worse

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Dragon Cobolt · June 13, 2025

I love this kind of old school thopslime viddie! I think it's great :)

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Daniel Black · June 14, 2025

Yeah. I go back and watch the old stuff periodically. The two-parter on how Capitalism is hurting you is a particular favorite. I wish there were a way to click a YouTube like button from Patreon.

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Kinetics Video · June 13, 2025

Feeling like a very special sausage. Thank you Ms Slime

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Kristian Gregory · June 13, 2025

If you haven't caught it yet YouTube has done it's auto censoring thing around 17:00 when discussing kid rocks proclivities.

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Ethan Casper · June 12, 2025

I do, in fact, believe that you are using your time wisely. Though I'm already paying you here, so I guess I'll just feel affirmed in that decision rather than motivated to sign up.

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Jason Benell · June 12, 2025

This is a good video. I am glad to have watched it.

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gutterdaughter · June 12, 2025

small edit error at 3:05, looks like a layer group got misaligned on a cut. (idk if that's worth fixing or if its a good ol fashioned fuck it)

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Powernerd · June 22, 2025

We love a good ol' fashioned fuck it type situation

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Egg Tats · June 12, 2025

the bit where it plays a kid rock song was muted. which was honestly nice for all of us but it does mean you had to hear a kid rock song for no reason at all which is a bummer