Episode 33: Jason Bourne (you know his name)
They fucking.... they fucking made the same movie again. I'm going to issue an actionable threat of violence against named persons
This is it guys, with the conclusion of the Jason Bourne Miniseries we are truly at the end of KJB Season 1. It's been an incredible journey, from nothing to the apple podcasts #1 film review podcast in the UK, to over a million downloads within a year is an insane pace and we're so truly grateful for you for coming with us on this adventure.
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Comments (27)
Devon saying they enjoy sequel hooks that are unlikely to see fruition makes me want them to learn of the very prestigious "Game is On Award" given out at the end of every year by the Weekly Planet.
Clipping Abi saying "That's not true, you've got gundams!" in that warm, encouraging voice to listen to whenever I'm feeling sad
I do, in fact, know his name (Jason Bourne)
You could just call it the SHCUM system to fit homophobia in, claim it’s a tribute to Sean Connery
I need a tshirt that says "do not internalise the panopticon" so that I remember not to internalise the panopticon.
I'd absolutely love to see the Mission Impossible franchise sprinkled in to Season 2 - they might actually be a little too bland to be the main topic, but especially the newer ones have some phenomenal action scenes, and it's always fun to talk about Tom Cruise.
mayo identified
Have you seen the made for tv Bourne Identity starting Richard Chamberlain and Jaclyn Smith, late 80s early 90s I want to say
The CIA director/DEFCON thing may seem implausible, but defcon did at some point manage to have the NSA director give the keynote
DEFCON 20 in 2012. Only time I've been. Less than a year before Snowden confirmed the NSA deliberately backdoored Dual_EC_DRBG. Keynote by the director who oversaw that whole fiasco.
For an interesting take on masculinity you could look at the Tora-san series of movies
Jason Bored
Pleeease do Kiss Of The Dragon with Jet Li
The "it's Jason Bourne" line is still less annoying than every single British actor quizzically saying "Harry POTTER?!"
I've said it before but I think the Transformers franchise has a lot to say about the US military complex, masculinity, and ridiculous levels of cultural insensitivity all wrapped up in a very explodey package. And it brings the "why are these cars being sexual" themes back from Cars 2 and Planes 2.
SYRIANA! yesssss
They should add homophobia to the SCUM system by making it SHCUM and doing a Sean Connery accent every time
How would you feel about doing a War/soldier theme look into masculinity since Bourne was a Captain. Manly men and the whole honour and vulnerability and physical strength etc etc there are tons of films depicting this hero idea
One must imagine Paul Greengrass happy.
If we're recommending movies, I think "Shanghai Knights" would make a good bonus. It's both a mediocre sequel and a Jackie Chan movie! It's got a villain whose superpower is employing Asians (Boxer rebels, to be specific)! Jackie swordfights Littlefinger/Mayor Carcetti inside Big Ben! There's some diseased ideology! It'd be great.
I don't know why but the whole John Wayne bit from that still kills me.
I swear to god “Jesus Christ it’s Jason bourne” was in the theatrical cut, I coulda sworn I saw it in the film in theatres. Also Mission Impossible would be an amazing series to cover!!
I can't recall when/what episode I joined in on this mission but this has been without a doubt one of my all time favorite podcast experiences.
Jesus Christ it's the free one
It would be very funny if they'd brought back Jeremy Renner and Rachel Weisz and given them the "character from the last Bourne" treatment - one sniper bullet to the head while in a car.
I would like to see some brits' take on Mission Impossible, which I have come to understand as "James Bond, but American" and not just in a sense of like "what if the guy was born in the USA" but like, what if Ian Flemming were an American. I've found them delightful but they're also definitely super weird, and the second one was an absolutely amazingly wonderfully terrible movie.
The new version of the "that's Jason Bourne" joke would be how many times the MI team gets disavowed by their own government.
