CALL FOR QUESTIONS FOR SEASON 2 EPISODE 0.5 Q&A 6

What cancelled film would you most like to have watched for KJB? Also pretty please do a Michael Mann film like Heat

Do you have any nice recipes?

Treason or piracy?

By this point multiple episodes have featured movies that at least one od the trio had fond childhood memories of only to realize they were horrible/problemstic as shit upon rewatching it as an adult. That has me wondering, for each of you which movie (either featured on the pod or not) have you had the biggest change of heart about from childhood to adulthood.

When are y’all having Liam and Roz on the pod? YALL SHOULD WATCH THE TERRIBLE SYLVESTER STALLONE TUNNEL COLLAPSE MOVIE!

When are you going to do an episode on Sneakers? I think it would be especially interesting to compare with Ronin!

Have any of you ever watched the 1978-1980 Sandbaggers TV series? What did you think?

Favorite stealth take down in a movie or videogame?

What's a movie that's so horrible you wouldn't even consider it for KJB? Also would you review the nostalgia critic movies?

What is a TERF and why is Britain called TERF island on the podcast? Could explain other acronyms you use?

Or what is the password that Mads Mikkelsen is trying to get out of you with CBT?

Alternatively, what military jacket is Xenega wearing to squeeze each of you to death?

Which singular or combo of you is winning at a scene of Ultimate Surrender/ Divine B*tches/ NakedKombat against Fatima and Xenega? What Military Jackets are you all wearing? Would you choose Bambi, Thumper or one of Pussy Galore’s flying circus to assist if you need to tap out?

Who'd win in a fight, James Bond (your pick of actor) or Jason Bourne?

What’s everyone’s favorite gundam/mobile suit and why? Follow up: Which one should we give to Huey Long when we bring him back to establish the Fully Automated Pansexual Luxury Socialism in Space (Corrupt)?

Given we've had Welsh, Scottish, Irish, and English Bonds, what would be the best "3 people of these nationalities do something and have different reactions" joke you could come up with? Realise I might be too late with this!

Given that Jason Bourne is too liberal to really critique the CIA properly, what DO you think leftwing spy fiction would need to look like? Is there a way to have spy fiction which has genuine revolutionary attitudes?

You mentioned that you're planning to watch more movies with a view to what they say about masculinity, have you considered having an ace guest on to talk about a movie that goes particularly hard on the compulsory (hetero)sexuality side of masculinity? There are so many films where the male and female lead have no chemistry but they get together anyway because the male protagonist doesn't seem like 'enough of a man' if they don't.

If you had to choose a single episode of the podcast to show someone which encapsulated not only the vibes of the podcast as a whole, but also the James Bond franchise, which episode would you choose?

I remember hearing that the success of Jason Borne is what led more recent Bonds to attempt to be grittier. Or that in general later Bonds were trying to be more like Borne. Do you think there is any truth to that?

What's your favourite fictional spaceship?

Why haven't you covered the Harry Palmer films because they are literally bond films but with Michael Caine?

There are obviously some movies that don’t deserve a second thought (either for being transphobic or generally A Bit Shit) but are there any films that you’ve disqualified from ever featuring on the pod - either as a group or as individuals - and if so, why?

We know we all love (?) bad movies with IDEOLOGY (schniff), but what's our blessed hosts' personal favourite kind of movie, guilty or otherwise i.e. sloppy romcoms or old problematic Disney.

Would you ever cover animated shows like totally spies and Kim possible?

Hi all, I recently watched the John Wick films. Would you consider that franchise for next film analysis? Congratulations on a fantastic job for season 1. Looking forward to season 2!

Before we get too far from the Bonds - which is the most "yer Dad" Bond movie?

For each of you to answer, you're the benevolent dictator of the UK for one day, you can only change one law, what do you change to make the UK a better place and why?

OSS 117 was actually funny, and you refuse to look at Johnny English. But how would you make the best Bond / spy movie parody or spoof? How dense would the comedy in it be?

OSS 117 had a guy to announce comings and goings. Blofeld had a guy to say everything twice. Brian Cox [Tommy Lee Jones] had a guy to say "Jesus Christ." Along those lines, what kind of minor function would you have A Guy (of any gender) to do?

Which Gundam is the coolest and why does it rule to collect Gundams so much?

Why does Devon put up with giving them a hard time about gundams?

What’s with all the ableism in the Bond movies? Is it really just that a facial disfigurement is a convenient visual shorthand?

Will there be an anthology of the first season of KJB for download? Trying to listen to old episodes via Patreon is a challenge of patience.

Now that you have successfully knocked off Big Jimmy B, what movies or franchises will our dad's look to for guidance when they want to buy things?

any interest in covering the Kingsman movies later on in the series and, if not, do any of you have any particular thoughts on them? In what ways do you think they ideologically align with the James Bond films and in what ways, if any, do they differ?

If Kronsteen were to get his own movie what should it be about? Other than killing Jane Bonds

For the purposes of this exercise, you each must choose one and only one of the following superpowers on the basis of the following provided information only. You will retain this power for the remainder of your natural life, which will not be in any way affected by acquisition of the power. 1. You can, at will, expel ketchup from your belly button. There is not a limit to the total amount you can expel. 2. You can, at will, instantaneously teleport 1 inch (25.4mm) forward. I’m also interested to hear the rationale for each choice!

for the whole pod: favorite series and/or story arc of Bionicle? (Also congrats on finally finishing season 1!)

This question is for the entire pod, though I suspect Alice will have the best answer. What is the funniest absolutely true (ie. not conspiracy theory) thing about the CIA you’ve learned? I said CIA and not MI6 because obviously MI6 will never top the saga of Kim Philby for comedy purposes. (Side note: I do love that Philby’s father was a close advisor of Ibn Saud who converted to Islam and took multiple wives. The loss of the British Empire means that this particular kind of upper class Guy can’t exist anymore.)

I think you may have already answered this one, but- Who's your favorite Bond girl? Your choice of metric; hottest, coolest, most deserving of her own movie, etc.

If you somehow had the opportunity to travel to the moon, would you take it and how long would you want to spend there? (No, the himbos and her-bos from Moonraker are not there because canonically they died thanks to the coward James Bond)

Would you consider looking at the Harry Palmer movies, (The Ipcress File, etc.) as a contrast piece to the early Bonds? I'd also be interested in your take on The Day of the Jackal with Michael Lonsdale, or evil-KGB-Pierce-Brosnan in The Fourth Protocol.

A rapier is a weapon with a horny man at either end- What's the horniest form of combat?

if you had james bond captured and had to kill him in an incredibly convoluted way, how would you do it?

If you could only do one of the three things Vargas doesn’t do, and had to keep the other two, which would you keep? Alternatively, fuck, marry, kill with drinking, smoking and fucking

If Well There's Your Problem existed within the James Bond (or Jason Borne) universe, what events would there be episodes on?

If you got to rescue all your favourite queer (or queer-coded/head-canon'd) Bond characters from their respective movies in order to start a commune and heal, who would you rescue and what would everyone do?

So, Master and Commander eh?

You each are allowed to insert one of the Bonds into a real world spy thing somewhere in history. Which Bond do you pick, which spy scenario do you pick and what do you think would happen?

Which “finishing moves” from professional wrestling (e.g. Batista Bomb, Stone Cold Stunner) are, in your opinions: 1. The most effective in real combat? 2. The coolest looking? 3. The safest one to perform on a child?

Will the trend of starting every series with the second movie as a joke continue or has that bit run its coure?

Ever been in a Turkish Prison?

Which Q gadgets would you most like to have/ get the most use out of in your everyday lives?

What would be each Bond's social media of choice and what would their account look like? - i.e. Connery bond, Facebook, reposting ads for those weirdly specific t shirts for boomers whilst contracting qanon brainworms

What would be your Bond villain scheme? Either as individuals or as a triumvirate of evil.

Yo when you doin the Spy Fox games

Which Bond film would be most improved with a different Bond actor?

You're tasked with making a crossover only with movies that have appeared on the podcast. What do you choose and what's the main plot?

When watching ~penguings~ late last year you noted that the four titular characters matched up with the three of you, and us listeners. With which of the four humours do each of you most strongly identify, and what does that leave for us filthy hogs?

If you had to pick a particular version of James Bond to kill, which one do you think would be the easiest? And which one would you most enjoy?

FMK: Mark Strong, Clive Owen, Karl Urban

How and when did you all meet? Who suggested this podcast? I am asking for the KJB origin story even though I hate origin stories.

What historical period had the coolest clothes

Y'all talk about Attack on Titan a bit, any Gundam love?

Will you ever do a live show on Alice's Home Turf (e.g. Glasgow) ?

(if you read this out on air my names hanah) Devon what beast/ creature do you feel would be easiest to train to fight by your side in battle and still best compliment your style of combat

(if you read this my names hanah) You've joked before that with the state of british transphobia that the next bond villain will be a trans stereotype, with that in mind do you think there's a way to represent us as villains while still being respectful and if so how, what would you all want to see from a trans villain?

I would love to hear the hosts' perspectives on Bond (and wider media representations of masculinity) as portraying a form of sexuality that is divorced from intimacy. In particular how this both reflects and is reflected by wider cultural approaches to sex and why so many people fucking suck at it!

Inspector Gadget is clearly deuterocanonical Bond material (Q's illicit love child). Which of the hosts (and recurring guests) would best fit the characters of Gadget, Penny, Brain and Dr. Claw?

On the episode about OSS 117, Alice was worried about the newest movie being too edgy/not understanding that OSS is supposed to be a racist bafoon. Now that it came out, if any of you watched it, what do you think of it?

Best parody of James Bond? Doesn't matter if you've covered it or not

Should leaving the UK permanently to become a necessity, where would the hosts relocate?

What is an AFAB movie in your mind? A film that is like an AMAB movie, but that reinforces female gender stereotypes in a terrible, reductive way (Sex and the City 2, for example).

You have each been given the chance to dress one character from the bonus episodes in one Bond Fit. Which character is it and what will they wear?

Will you ever cover 80s and 90s sex thrillers given they’re so much about masculinity? A Basic Instinct episode would be amazing.

would you ever do an episode on Hadestown considering it’s technically a filmed production of a show with themes about masculinity?

Seeing as Abbie and Devon have come out as weeks, would you ever attend a UK anime con?

Talk us through your pitch for hosting eurovision if Ukraine passes the job to the UK.

Seeing as both characters have a penchant for gadgets, misogyny, and wanton violence, which bond would make the best batman, and which movie batman would make the best bond?

1) what was the most surprising scum score for you all? in terms of divergence between score and watching experience, or otherwise 2) if all the bonds had to fight each other in a gladiatorial arena, who would win? (they are not allowed to summon other characters to help, and must all remain in the arena. weapons are limited to things they can carry by themselves. if you want to get really in the weeds, any opinions on which bonds are which roman gladiatorial combat styles? roger moore's slow hamlike movements might make him a decent murmillo) 3)what music have you been listening to a bunch lately?

1. What are some spy/espionage themed media that are actually based? 2. If you had a bondsona what would there name and gimmick be? 3. I don't know how it would be possible but can you review Metal Gear Solid 3? Also cheers to Abi for being named after Murtag's dragon. Saphira isn't the name I go by irl but as a trans woman her character really speaks to me.

What hardware/software do you use for your soundboards?

Now that you've killed James Bond and will surely kill Jason Bourne in the next episode what about the other scummy JB - Jack Bauer? I think there was a movie and 24 Bauer Party People haven't gotten to it yet, so maybe a crossover?

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

1) Your at home on a Saturday afternoon watching a movie for the podcast. Suddenly, a chimp rappels through your window what do you do? 2) what’s your favourite poem?

Are there any good reasons why the next Bond shouldn't be black, or a woman, or three chipmunks standing on each others shoulders in a trenchcoat?

If each of the Bonds are different agents then statistically speaking one is probably a Soviet Mole. Which do you think it is?

You have access to a time machine that allows you to send one piece of advice back in time to your 18 year old self. What do you send?

Some of my anime toys were accidentally delivered to what I later discovered to be an unmarked Lockheed Martin office. Walk me through your heist plan to get my little Evangelions back.

Would you debate swapping formats with another alice podcast, like you guys do a WTYP and they have to suffer through a bad film?

If KJB was given control for a stand-alone Bond film while they retool for the new Bond, what would you do? My choices: 1. The villain is the protagonist, and it’s a slasher movie where Bond is the unstoppable killer who keeps coming back from certain death and murdering their friends. 2. A musical, fuck it, why not. 3. A rom-com set exclusively in the time where Bond is teleporting between locations. No action, no scenes of exposition, just Bond flirting with a person on a tour group that takes the same planes, trains, buses etc that he is taking on his travels.

Cornish Independence?

Pineapple on pizza?

If you could fire a rocket containing any 3 individuals from any point in history into the sun, thus removing them and their legacies from the timeline, who would it be?

What film is the opposite of James Bond - and why is it "Moana"

we all enjoyed Welsh Bond, are there any Regional Bonds you think have as much or perhaps greater potential? I'm currently thinking about the concept of Cornish bond

What are each host’s favorite Doctor Who serials/episodes, if they watch the show?

How do you think Bond breaks up with the women he dates? Do you think there's a difference between the different bonds?

So with Craig!bond dead and buried, what order would the pod go about finishing the job and killing the rest of the bonds? Bonus points for a thematic death

(Pronouns: He/Him) The Goldeneye review got me thinking- any other games of that kind that you might discuss in future? Or is that more of a streaming thing?

Is there any movie whose production would qualify as large enough of a disaster to justify a Well There's Your Problem collaboration?

Who plays what role if you three are a D&D party. I personally thing Alice is a Wizard, Abby is a Bard, and Devon is a Barbarian

What other characters come to mind as haunting nationalistic expectations of masculinity for other cultures the way Bond does for the english? .... now if those characters (& Bond) got into a battle royale, who would win?

(Pronouns: She/Her) You are dropped into situation that's halfway between CHAZ and Paris Commune, what do you do in said situation?

Dear Abigail, thinking back to the Dracula announcement in the before times when you were doing Matt Berry voice, would the performance in a theoretical not-Covid world have been in Matt Berry voice, or would we have been graced with the first female Dracula on "stage".

Bourne Fmk: - Brian Cox’s character - Dr. Will you commit to this program? - Ezra Kramer

Of the bonus movies that were worse than you remembered them being, which one was the worst/do you most regret?

Trans-people-talking-about-Fallout time! If you lived in Fallout and had to be something other than a bog-standard smooth-skinned human (ghoul, supermutant, etc) what would you pick and why?

What are some genuinely good movies on masculinity that you might recommend, but would be too good/popular to review?

How many drops does Alice have on the soundboard? What’s the maximum number there have ever been (or is it limited by the software)?

Will you ever go back to Bond films or reassess them anew regarding SCUM-iness?

Which country's intelligence service has the most slapstick energy?

Would the three of you be willing to review "if looks could kill" (I think in the UK it was titled "teen agent") for a bonus episode?

Do you get emails asking you to advertise stuff and what's the weirdest ad proposal you've been sent?

What did you think of Morbius?

Where should Sheriff J.W. Pepper have appeared in the Bourne films?

What's the hosts opinion on Evangelion and the various gay vibes it has in show and movies?

fmk first three bourne movies

Would you rather have to fight a sword welding chimpanzee once every year for the rest of your life, OR have to fight a chicken every time you enter a car

Which franchise(s) you know you need to cover (other than Austin Powers) are you most dreading, and why?

Abbigail, will you forgive me for naming my mom's cat the unmentionable name from Shoot Em Up in honor of you before you had transitioned? Alice and Dev, what kind of animal should I name Abby to make up for this sin?

What would be your respective d&d classes/races

What would be the takeaway order of each bond? (I could see Dalton eating a parmo)

not strictly a question but the third johnny english movie would be an exceptional kjb ep and you should review it

If we accept the Kracauer-esque reading of Bond as emblematic of British fears and Ideals for the moments he’s realized in, then I must ask when will you watch more Lupin movies?

Today I went to make a Playlist of KJB Biggest Absolute Bangers and ended up downloading 3/4 of the episodes, which kicked off an hour-and-a-half long categorizing/organizing frenzy. What are our hosts' most OTT seemingly boring thing(s) that give(s) you an inordinate amount of joy?

Which movie (out of those you've watched for the pod) would you give the "Mad Max" treatment? I.e. which movie would you want to loosely remake several times over, keeping the core concept intact while varying most other aspects and making it all bigger and more intense each time, until eventually you have created one of the best movies ever.

Which cartoon characters (ie. Mickey Mouse, Woody Woodpecker, Sonic the Hedgehog, Bugs Bunny, Tom and Jerry, Patrick Star etc.) would James Bond have the hardest or easiest times defeating in battle?

Who in your opinions has the sexiest voice of the podcast, and why is it Devon?

Based on that question from a previous q&a about the muppets, which movie would you most want to see redone with puppets? Mostly for laughs, but maybe it would improve some movies overall

If you had to cast a female Bond (Like the post from Gillian Anderson in 2016 suggested we should) who would it be, and would they also have no regard for people who are not them?

Having covered James Bond and Jason Bourne, any plans to finish the JB Spy Trifecta and cover any of 24?

Abigail Philosophytube, what's the one area of philosophy you'll never cover on your channel and why not?

What would your golden gun-style weapon be and what would be its component parts?

We’ve had Scottish Bond stealing a Lecter decoder from a Soviet embassy, Aussie Bond leading a mobster squadron on an unsanctioned alpine raid in Switzerland, Posh Londoner Bond assassinating the President of Not-Haiti, Welsh Bond blowing up half of Not-Panama, Irish Bond invading Cuba twice and Northwestern Bond launching missiles into disputed land between Russia and Japan. Which part of the UK should the next Bond be from and what topical country’s sovereignty will he trample on in a comical fashion?

Should Alec Trevelyan have been the marquee villain for all of the Brosnan films? By all accounts he was the cooler villain. Cooler backstop. Cooler name. Cooler Henchmen. And he had a fucking armored train. Alec should have been "the author of al-yapane"

For everyone: I know they're long watches, similar to games, but are there any TV shows that would make good episodes for the pod? P.S. binged all the bonus episodes in a week, holy shit I should have been subbed this entire time

My film class once had to look at the scene in the last Jason Bourne movie where he's doing underground fighting in Greece and one of my classmates read the scene as being racist against Greeks and Albanians. Do you feel the scene is as well? Why or why not?

Toilets are just butt sinks. Discuss.

What is the largest animal Devon could defeat in single combat without having to go full Devon mode?

Metal Gear Solid 3 when

What would be some wild as shit advice from Daniel Craig to give the next bond? Always thought it'd be funny if he gave the next guy the batman advice and told him to make sure he can piss in the suit

Kind of a question mostly for Alice but it's something I think about a lot; how would you pitch a movie based on the Hitman games? Is it even possible? The opera sequence in Quantum isn't a bad starting point but part of me feels like 47 shouldn't be the protagonist but instead just appear like a Michael Myers/Jason style teleporting murder man.

Sadly, a penalty of death can only be carried out once. that being said, I'm curious: in his long and infamous career, would you say that the number of capital offenses James Bond committed numbered in the dozens, hundreds, or thousands?

I want your full analysis on Ranma 1/2 and wherever or not Ranma is a trans icon plz 🥰

How long until we get 'Kill the God-Emperor of Mankind', where 3 trans people talk about toxic masculinity and warhammer 40k?

Outside of Christopher Caldwell-Kelly, all of your guests have been of Caucasian persuasion. Do y'all have any people of color that you would love to have as guests on the podcast?

More of a suggestion so I'll frame it as a question: will you watch the film Final Score starring Pierce Brosnan as a Russian in hiding at a football match while Dave Bautista ramps motor bikes over said football match for poorly explained reasons, and the day is ultimately saved by Chekhov's racism?

My friend asks: which Bond would win in a caged death match?

Would you ever consider a dragon's den like episode where people can pitch movies or shows ? Especially if you formatted it where the people had to explain why they think it says about masculinity/if it says anything interesting

If you were being controlled by a rat like in ratatouille, what would its name and/or goal be? I have not seen ratatouille.

All the protagonists from previous episodes are dumped on an island and must fight Battle Royal style. Who wins, and how?

Are you all as cool as you appear to be?

Craig bond gave us the needlessly over the top cocktail order, so the question is, what food or drink items would various bonds have a specific fucked up version they insist on ordering? (also, while it may not be mainline episode material, consider the bill and Ted films for a bonus)

A witch curses the James Bond IP so that the next movie is the final movie they can ever make. What is the best send-off for James Bond? And what is the more realistic deeply disappointing thing they actually would do?

If you could adapt any historical event to film with an unlimited budget, what story would you tell? also out of left field suggestion for a bonus episode: The Pizzagate Massacre (2020)

Assuming you want to/are able to survive in an apocalyptic wasteland ala mad max... whats the fit? Whats your loadout of Cool Shit and whats the wacky car or other vehicle (apocalypse train, maybe)?

Bit unrelated maybe but I’m just curious what everyone’s favourite film of all time is?

I’m about to use some money I made off crypto to take an extended dome leave to New Zealand. I’ve also started lifting in preparation, and I’m seeing solid results. Now all my clothes don’t fit, and I want to look cool and strong like Dev. Tips? Edit: I just shaved my head so I would also like advice on how to start my own top arc

If you could swap any Bond into a different bond movie (eg, Dalton playing Bond in For Your Eyes Only) who would you put in what and why?

Fuck marry kill the three Qs the og Desmond Llewlyn , cursed Never say never again Baz Q or Ben Whishaw twink Q (cleese left out because otherwise it would be too easy)

You are the villains for the next James Bond, what is your villain name, where is your lair, and what is your plan? (And why is it to make everyone trans?) thank you! (my pronouns they/them).

You get to magically, immediately become an expert in the use of one weapon. What weapon do you choose?

With the rejection of the GIRTH system over the SCUM spectrum, is there a chance to get a retroactive rating for the movies that used GIRTH?

Yall planning to watch anymore anime?

are you guys going to cover new releases on occasion? if yes, can i stump for the northman, death on the nile, and hotel transylvania: transformania here?

Serious question: Y'all Hear About Cum? Nonserious: thoughts on found footage as a genre? Any such movies you like, or plans to cover a movie in the style?

Who will play you in Kill James Bond: The Movie?

(As bit of a palette cleanser) Have you read any good fiction just for fun lately? If so plz drop the recs :)

Alice keeps teasing us about this project she's working on that she can't tell us about but that is going to be very cool. Can she drop any more hints about what it is without getting in trouble?

If one villain or henchperson could actually Kill James Bond, who would it be and how?

Is there any spy fiction that has actually handled a trans character well in your opinion? Can be any media

What's one movie you would force everyone to watch if you could?

Question is what's your favourite overdone spy trope ? I love you all and please do man from uncle

You get to invite 1 muppet onto the pod, which muppet is it and what do you discuss?

Any interest in Kill Tony Stark? Kill Jack Sparrow?

This may have been asked before, but: what is the most unexpected change you've experienced as a result of this podcast?

Across the Bournes, who was your favourite Mark Strong and Brian Cox?

Has your stance on reviewing Austin Powers changed? Heather Graham in the second movie requires several spray bottles

If you were to cast Bond in the 60s who would you have picked? Lazenby is not an option

If you three were Professors Chimp, what would be your activation words?

If you had to direct a sequel to any movie watched for the pod, which one

What’s the coolest dog you’ve ever met

Can you please do Run Lola Run with Franke Potente?