S2E0.5: KJB Q&A 6

I'm from North Queensland, and we're all very embarrassed about Bob Katter. Crocodile attacks are even more rare than he said. Also he famously said that there aren't any gay people in NQ, despite having a gay brother (although iirc he moved down south so whatever.)

Casting for a KJB movie, you have to get Jamie Clayton to play Abi

I really hope a "The Chimp Is Exercising, Are You?" is genuinely in production because I would like very much to throw money at like 2-3 of them.

I just skimmed through all the previous Q&A eps to find this one. Sometimes all you want is to revisit Abi doing Geordie Bond.

You say you would dread doing Austin Powers, so in similar but opposing in vibe terms, what does Johnny English have to it?

I agree about the food. Love me some scottish breakfast

I would buy like 20 of those chimp posters

Thank you for correcting your pronunciation of my name :)

Yo, I would 100% buy that chimp poster

Alice stop being so mean to yourself :C

All I’m saying is that the next Zorro movie should be set in the modern day and Zorro is just fighting the LAPD.

Looking forward to chimp season

A Manx Bond—either human or cat—would slay.

Ummm, I know I must be too old to be listening to this (hilarious, perfect) pod, but the answer to the problem of which chimpanzee-involved film to watch stars Clint Eastwood, and “explores masculinity” in astonishing ways. Worth a Duck Duck Go search, anyhow.

If Ben Whishaw has 'twink energy', does that man Paddington is an otter?

If you’re going to do chimp movies then you need to watch Curious George, a film about what if your best friend was a chimp

Fast and the furious Tokyo Drift might be my favourite movie. I desperately hope y'all cover it.

I know Abi's previously namedropped Ultimate Surrender in another episode, so I can't imagine WHAT is too scandalous to mention in the "Horniest form of fighting" question

Great epp for me specifically, I got my question answered and Abi said I'm lovely!

Chimpr

Lancelot Link was a TV show built entirely around the premise of Chimp Bond. It's not good (it was also the 70s so animal cruelty was very much involved) but it may be relevant.

WELL BOND'S YOUR PROBLEM

Choose the chicken then simply buy a Vespa, the optimal vehicle of Britannia.

There are proper sausages in Britain? Where?! I only found textureless, flavorless mash in the most underwhelming skin possible! Like, shit-talk the States for basically anything else and I'll be right with you, but British sausages are strictly inferior to any other sausages I have ever encountered.

I would like to suggest The 13th Warrior with Antonio Banderas playing an Arabic poet. Especially if Dr. Janega can be on the show again.

Fuck now I desperately want a KJB bonus episode on Metal Gear Rising Revengeance.

Thinking of wttyp + kjb name mashups, well there's your James bond, Kill your problem

If you want a chimp movie that says a lot about masculinity, may I introduce you to Every Which Way But Loose?

This episode dropped on the last day of my one month sub, and it had my question! :) Now I will disappear

The Chimpanzee question makes me think of all the monkeys with swords in Sekiro, some of them with swords are a nuisance but the ones with two swords are a fucking menace from hell. The giant ape with the giant sword tho, absolutely terrifying

The Rock wasn't actually nationalized he was taken over by Conrock which, though set up by congress, was never intended to

“The thing is, I’m ok with being a Vegeta.” - Devon

i hope someday you'll invite liam so he can make some actionable threats against named actors

This is like the sexiest kind of Truth or Dare. The kind where you only answer questions.