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Cakewalk! Cakewalk! Cakewalk! This might've been one of the most fun batches we've made EVER, really. The puns in the raviholy got the team laughing for days. And the best part? This whole batch is going to be in the CAKEWALK BOOK! In case you didn't know, Cakewalk will be its own book as part of th

“Whose bright idea was it to commission one of these for a temple devoted to the Lady of Lies?” —H. Indsight, Obviously Captain Across religions, temples and houses of faith are guarded by sentinels of stone, their forms varying broadly, from lions and warriors to celestials and gargoyles. And when

“Whose bright idea was it to commission one of these for a temple devoted to the Lady of Lies?” —H. Indsight, Obviously Captain Across religions, temples and houses of faith are guarded by sentinels of stone, their forms varying broadly, from lions and warriors to celestials and gargoyles. And when

“Please don’t tell me the only reason you want to contain this freak is so that you can make another steam engine…” —Oe’Sha, Unsurprisingly Chagrined Steering clear of rock clusters is solid advice for any ship, whether crossing an ocean or the Astral Sea. While an asteroid belt might pose a risk to

“Please don’t tell me the only reason you want to contain this freak is so that you can make another steam engine…” —Oe’Sha, Unsurprisingly Chagrined Steering clear of rock clusters is solid advice for any ship, whether crossing an ocean or the Astral Sea. While an asteroid belt might pose a risk to

"Hey, who stole the flavor text? Heliana! Where is L'Arsene right now!? And why is there a small trinket on the floor?" — Humperdink, the Annoyed. The Ferrogriff's flavour text has been stolen! Come back in a few weeks and we might have it back! If you find any shady looking Rakkin, let us know! Get

"Hey, who stole the flavor text? Heliana! Where is L'Arsene right now!? And why is there a small trinket on the floor?" — Humperdink, the Annoyed. The Ferrogriff's flavour text has been stolen! Come back in a few weeks and we might have it back! If you find any shady looking Rakkin, let us know! Get

“I was so preoccupied with whether I could slap antlers on an owlbear that I didn’t stop to think if I should have… But they’re not my problem anymore!” —Dr. Francis Stein, Irresponsible Biomancer Having heard of a growing demand for “owlbear handlers”, Dr. Francis N. Stein took upon himself to crea

“The Great Brute? Follow the path of bisected demon corpses, you’ll get there in no time.” —Patch Whey, Abyssal Guide Much like its demonic rivals, Glavhor’rnt goes by many names: the Great Brute, Demon Lord of Brimstone and Steel, the Archduke of War—all self-appointed titles designed to strike fea

“If you can’t die yourself, how in the hell you gonna kill somebody else?” —Ruh Qalb, Sickening Thanatosphinx When a lesser sphinx unveils a previously unknown secret of the cosmos, it undergoes an extraordinary transformation, ascending to a higher state of being in the form of a chronosphinx*. Bet

“WHAT. IS SO CRAZY. ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES?” —Brendan Bleem Mulling, Bone Collector When competition from xorn and other subterranean rock munchers becomes too much for the common basilisk, it may be driven from its lair and onto the surface, where it must choose between adapting… or starving. The

“WHAT. IS SO CRAZY. ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES?” —Brendan Bleem Mulling, Bone Collector When competition from xorn and other subterranean rock munchers becomes too much for the common basilisk, it may be driven from its lair and onto the surface, where it must choose between adapting… or starving. The

“Today on mushroom review, we have Amanita rotgut, favourite snack of Bonecrusher! Mulch gives it 0/10 score. Too much poisonous! Gave Mulch tummy ache for two weeks!” —Mulch, Influential Fungi Reviewer Hidden deep within the heart of the Devil’s Grove, the Malachite Fang patiently waits for the arr

“Today on mushroom review, we have Amanita rotgut, favourite snack of Bonecrusher! Mulch gives it 0/10 score. Too much poisonous! Gave Mulch tummy ache for two weeks!” —Mulch, Influential Fungi Reviewer Hidden deep within the heart of the Devil’s Grove, the Malachite Fang patiently waits for the arr

After an incredibly long batch with the Zodiac Dragons, we finally get a new vote. The Zodiac Dragons will all receive CR variants in our most recent Kickstarter, Heliana & Ryoko's Guide to Mythozoology, so we thought there was no reason to make a poll for them. Instead! We have something much more

Always good to come back to your roots! The first big Monster Fusion theme we made was Monster Hunter, so it's always a pleasure coming back to it. This batch has some of our best work yet, so the competition won't be easy! Next up, Chinese New Year is coming soon... could we make something with tha