A gassy little station 7
Our winning pick from “A gassy little station 6: pump a vote 6” was ……. “A super-long and super-bendy limousine is going through the drive-through, and at the window is the chubby dog.”
So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “A gassy little station 8”!
as always, I’ll pick some of my favorite suggestions (along with your top picks based on likes) to put in a poll for the interactive comic tier
Comments (23)
Is a Sonics drive-in but instead of roller blades the servers balance on a single wheel
A big sign saying "Fake Pumps" with a variety of people trying unsuccessfully to fill their vehicles with a) bellows pumps b) water pumps c) a cardboard cutout of a pump d) muscle people chanting "pump! pump! pump!"
Granny strippers on every pole
So many bees.
Giant race dogs in each box, adorning their racing numbers, waiting for a race to start. Meanwhile, people in bathing suits are forming a line on the roof, to jump from the narrower edge into a pool that doesn't exist (there's only a pile of hurt prior divers there).
A white van with "#1 DAD" on it, with the tired dad offloading an insane number of kids from the back, all dressed in sunday clothes
A very confused vendor or exotic reptiles, cause he doesn’t understand what a “lot lizard” is
Wacky inflatable balloon men tangled in the poles crying for release.
A roller skate drive up where the vehicles being served are rollerskates and the waitresses wear cars for shoes. And nobody is happy about it.
Anthropomorphic sharks and jets having a knife fight by their classic cars.
the classic childrens show characters the banana splits plotting to assassinate the teletubbies, who are in turn plotting to assassinate the guy dressed as a bird
Roller blading hoodlums doing sick tricks
Waldo, but sexy
Two charity car washes: one with sexy ladies, the other with overweight men, and the driver at the women one is bummed he didn’t get the other one.
That looks mighty shady, so a bunch of doggo-karts enjoying a rest while some reptile-imos bask in the sun above them. (reptile limos, aren't jokes funnier when you have to detail them out?)
A flea market but each stall has a unique items that would never sell but made up from replies to this comment!
You'd have to zoom in REAL far to see Captain BeefArt's stall of classic paintings recreated in ground beef
Bananas Gorilla in his bananamobile, Lowly Worm in his Apple Car, and a family of maggots in a car shaped like a rotten bunch of grapes
The CLASSICS!
A car made of cinder blocks raised up on cinder blocks
Captain Ahab angrily peering through a telescope at the whale
I feel like this one should be included no matter what, would only take up a little space
A cunty teletubby fashion show, complete with tubby custard.