June 2026 q&a: the Qs

What was the last live show you attended, and what will be the next? (Music, theater, musical theater, puppets, etc.)

I’m attending my sister’s wedding soon what should I write in her wedding card?

Why is Florida?

No drawing being requested. Just want to share that you two are awesome. Your comics bring a lot of joy to me (and I guess all these other people). Love seeing that patreon alert popup!

If muppets were sentient, I'd choose to believe they were all into butt stuff. The alternative would be unacceptable, horrifying. No further questions

I've been on a massive journey of self discovery since I left my ex fiance. I'm gay, pretty sure. Still figuring that one out. Anyway can you draw a frog farting a rainbow while a character of your choosing watches on with concern and mild intrigue?

Would you rather be too hot or too cold? I'm in a heatwave and it's too much for me

Are the Hank Jr. from the Stu/Stew Comic and the Hank from the Bad Teeth comic the same person? Or Hank Jr. is her child? Did she mary Bramply? What's the lore of that family tree?

what do you listen to while you draw, if anything? Also, when you ask mom to get some marmaduke and she says "we got some marmaduke at home" is that fat dog?

America is turning 250 years old. For a birthday present, we all chipped in and bought them...

Would you draw a sinister duck?

Who is the silliest boy?

I've got a massive poison ivy rash - what should I do to exact revenge on the vile plants?

Draw someone who would have the name Braxlynnleigh.

Where is your favorite place to walk? And dog and fat pig frolicking in a field of flowers.

What would be the best part of an all pig circus?

I'm going to skip a Q this time, I feel like you work hard enough for our entertainment. Take that extra 27 seconds and do something for yourself.

Any advice for someone who just got a kitten?

You've mentioned a few times that you like to paint minis. Are the minis an offshoot of games you play (such as TTRPGs or wargames) or something else entirely? And... uh, draw the most perfect freehand circle you can in no more than 3 tries.

Didn't get around to actually making the comic I mentioned last time, but I'm still happy to see how much encouragement I got. Maybe I will finally stop procrastinating on everything creative some day. Anyhow since it's still pride month and you probably have to do a lot of pics, just use this as a free space for anything queer

Not the World Cup, it's the Whirled Cup! The competition is fierce, but who's the champion in the end?

Fat Dog scooching across the floor to relieve an anal gland issue. Not a question... or is it? (have a great month everybody!)

What's your favourite planet? What would be your dream birthday party activity to do there?

Fuck the heat amirite?

Have you been following the football (soccer)? What would Fat Dog's goal scoring celebration look like?

All four of my cats get the zoomies in a 700 square foot house, jumping on furniture and people. One cat is black, one orange, one gray, and one white. Please draw the chaos. Thank you for all you do. Your comics make my day.

Can we get a glimpse of what happened immediately before or after the trebuchet incident?

Drawing break! Were there any quirky summertime doctrins drilled into you when you were young that you still hold onto and defend viciously? Stuff like beer should always be in ice, not the fridge, or soap/no soap for the backyard slip n slide?

I’m about to move from South Dakota from West Virginia with my wife, my cat, and my dog. Please draw us on our trip.

Sometimes, very small and inconsequential things in life frustrate me the most. Like, to a nigh-incontainable rage. Is there anything in your life that seems to be not a big deal but is frustratingly important to you?

What's the best board game?

My buddies and I are starting a beer league hockey team, what's a good name?

A cat who is a cow. Ideally white with black spots, but artistic license is what it is.

Who is Batman's "First World Problems" Villain?

A animal celebration for the newly crowned NBA champion Knicks!

What's the next collaboration drawing after the gassy little station? Maybe the white house?

How should the USA celebrate its 250th birthday?

My cat, Spacecat, needs cheering up. What should I do?

your favorite movie theater snack walking along the beach with your favorite farmers market free sample

Why is it so hot outside?

Is there a scenario where The Creep is in a relationship that isn't parasitic?

Draw the best swimmer at a swim meet, the worst swimmer at the meet, and the most interesting swimmer at the swim meet all racing.

Can u draw cyborg from teen titans?

Who is Fat Dog's arch nemesis?

What's your bagel order

What extinct animal would have had a better calling as an astronaut?

Who really shouldn’t be driving a speedboat?

I’m eating a homemade lox, bagel, & cream cheese. With just a smidge of honey mustard. Would you please deaw the most awesome version of that meal?

Truly you are a force to be reckoned with. Is there an orc out there that can defeat you?

How do you come up with fresh ideas, day in and day out, for years?

What is causing all the algae in the reflecting pool?