June 2026 patreon exclusive #2

I love all your weird shit

Emcee Vengeful Backdoor is my DJ name. It isn't really, but it sounds cool.

If he sold doors door-to-door to other doors, he’d be a door-to-door door-to-door salesman. And if he sold other salesmen in his specific line of work door-to-door, he’d be a door-to-door door-to-door door-to-door salesman salesman.

When one door closes, another door opens fire

Heh. Relateable.

Don't let the door hit your head on the way out.