Hamburger helper
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That first panel is fantastic, beautiful work.
Working the rough chuckles today. I wish you could add sound to the comic to include that sick little "tee-hee!" or am I thinking of the dough boy?
Lefty used to ask himself why he didn't take that Disney gig back in the early 70's when he had the chance, like his brother Righty. His brother would party every night with the mice and the ducks, but for Lefty, the fate of the burgers he "helped" would gnaw away at his soul and keep him awake until the wee hours of the morning. But after almost 50 years on the job... he's grown numb to the screams and the pleading, the hungry smacks and slurps of his clients. He just doesn't question it anymore. Whenever he spots a happy-go-lucky hamburger walking down the city streets, all Lefty sees anymore is a few ounces of ground beef and a job that needs doing.
Ahhhh, here's the dark horror that we all know Neil and Marissa want to write.
Fr I was wondering why this wasn't saved for Halloween lmaooo
The Hitcher (1986) if it was called The Hamburger Hitcher (1986)
Now we need the Helper Hamburger to put a stop to this madhand's mischief immediately!!
Burgers can be so innocent and trusting.
My god, what a monster. Who eats hamburgers with a fork and knife?!
When I was a kid, I had a weird fear of him. After reading this as an adult, I feel validated.
I TOLD YOUR ASS NOT TO GO IN THERE!
Man hook hand car door
I could go for a nice wet cheeseburger
First panel, I'm thinking, "Wait, isn't the point of Hamburger Helper to Help Her Hamburger Help Her ... Make a great meal?"
panels 2 & 3: Yep. I was right.
We may have our disagreements about Lefty's choice here, but I think we can all agree that the cheeseburger flavor of Hamburger Helper was the best option.
It was never said Helpful is a good way.
"Burgered in the Backseat" sounds like a series of... videos..
The most delicious box dinner ever
Finally someone who can nail Hamburger Helper's cold eyes that hide a soul in turmoil
That one's dark 😲
Delicious 😈
These Cooking Channel/Investigation Discovery crossovers are starting to get a bit contrived.
You didn't have to write this. His death is on you.