A gassy little station 2
Our winning pick from “A gassy little station 1: pump a vote 1” was ……. “I want it all - vote this option if you want the top 4 choices to be added to all 4 gas pumps”. Which included “someone trying to fill up a horse and being puzzled about where the nozzle goes”, “A man dressed as a car filling a car that looks like a man”, “Someone standing with their bicycle using the pump, the gas is just pouring out the nozzle onto the ground”, and “An Autobot (artists choice) guzzling gas straight from the hose.”
So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “A gassy little station 3”!
as always, I’ll pick some of my favorite suggestions (along with your top picks based on likes) to put in a poll for the interactive comic tier
Comments (27)
Okay, this is going to be unpopular because it has nothing to do with submarines, and also because I am unpopular. I think that maybe a family of cowpoke-type country folk are tryna find a way to put a quarter in the dern thing so’s little [fun country folk name] can have a whirl on the ol’ so-and-so.
Anyone who doesn't find joy in this option has no taste
It’s a steel war memorial called “Epic Straights of Hormuz” in the shape of a submarine ornamented with a Pete Hesgerth in a Nazi uniform (with Jerusalem cross instead of swatiska) standing passed out holding a vodka bottle out in salute, a downed airman posing in the shape of swatiska and Trump centering the display in one of those WH40,000 Space Marines outfits but it looks like a mini that’s been painted by a 2-year old. The submarine is called the U⚡️⚡️ Burger-Waffen
A guy in overalls paints the tank bright red while a bunch of guys wearing body armour and holding guns with big health bars above their heads stand around next to it chatting. It would be TERRIBLE if a video game protagonist were to come along later and shoot at it.
The Beatles painting it yellow and trying to get inside it, puzzled that they can't because there's no door
The antropomorphic car's pet car dog car tied to one of the posts and trying to lift a wheel up to pee on the big pole
A giant kazoo
The fellowship of the fuel
No idea how to pull it off, but have a submarine that looks alarmingly like the propane tank saying "TARGET ACQUIRED." EDIT! On second thought there are WAY too many submarine suggestions, so instead: let's see an enamored gray whale trying to woo the tank. The whale should be very hot, thirsty, maybe sweaty?
Someone trying to put coins (Bitcoin) into the pump to fill their electric car.
I'm impressed at how bad that bike looks.
It's actually an illegally parked submarine that is getting booted. The captain is very upset
Ok of all the submarine ones I think this one is the best
I mean this one has to be turned into a submarine, right?
Suburb wannabe punks huffing the propane, lamely.
A mouse on top of the blue thing giving a speech from behind a pulpit, some mouse flags hanging down the sides, in front of him a large crowd of mice in agreement, behind him a row of mouse police keeping a large group of protesting rabbits, chipmunks, squirrels and other smallish rodents. Some in the back getting Molotov cocktails ready to throw
Hank Hill (from King of the Hill) checking the propane levels, looking incredibly concerned at everyone using the pumps, saying something like "Those boys ain't right"
I've never known what that thing is, and my best guess is a disguised submarine. It would be great if it was an actual submarine, with a very puzzled captain peering out of the top. Bonus points if fat dog, in a navy uniform, is sticking out of a broken porthole.
A rock band of punk kittens
That tank needs to be chained down! It’s full of Helium! We see a deflated blimp being filled up next to it.
A gremlin about to wack the tank with a hammer.
Some poor sap getting assaulted by a gang of Canadian Geese. And they’re wearing jackets with their gang logo, “Canuck Cobra Chickens”.
A bunch of pro-renewable-resources gremlins trying to steal the contents of the tank
Sean Connery trying to use the propane tank as the Red October. Full Russian uniform and maybe even Alec Baldwin as Jack Ryan with him. His Sean say the line "Most things down here don't react well to bullets".
Maybe like pirates trying to commandeer it? Like old timey pirates, and there's an old guy on top of it pretending to be a submarine captain who's desperately fending them off, but failing. Idk, it looks like a submarine no?
Tentacles reaching out from under the tank to change the numbers on the sign
Holy cow, getting our fill for the very first vote! Way to go, Neil! As for this one, I normally like to subvert expectations, but it looks too much like a submarine being cordoned off, so I say there are a bunch of Navy people creeping up on it, waiting to pounce on the cute penguins that are just hoping to grab some ice cream from the gas station.