Got sick off chair
Hey hey! Sorry I’ve been a little quieter than usual this week. Just had surgery (pretty minor and all good news, but had me sweating the past week). But here’s a new comic to tide y’all over and should be getting back into the groove of things. Got all sorts of tasty Patreon treats scheduled out and coming soon
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So was the surgery to add additional sweat glands or remove existing? The note isn’t clear.
Wait a minute. This actually makes sense. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH NEIL!!?
This may explain why I don't want to Return To Office since I got sick one time after eating raw chicken thighs for lunch
You had surgery and you sometimes sit in chairs. Just putting this out there.
You can pry my warm summer oysters from my cold, dead hands.
Okay, thanks
Hope you rest up well, Neil! Take your time and relax. Wish yinz all the best. 🤙❤
There's an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry is talking about the last time he threw up, which was on a specific date that he remembered because it was the same date as the last time he had thrown up prior to that. The first time I watched that episode I thought about how long it had been since I had thrown up, and then later that evening I got seriously ill out of nowhere and started throwing up. All of which doesn't make for much of a story, but it would be a much better one if I was able to remember the date.
Weirdly enough, my stomach is feeling a teensy bit unwell today, so there's a chance this non-story might end up with one hell of an update.
I love new comic days. My absolute favorite. Glad the surgery went well!
I hope you feel better soon. Medical stuff is never fun to go through. Wishing you safe and quick healing process 💜
Even my wife busted up laughing at this one. She usually just gets annoyed when I share comics with her.
Yeah, I can never predict whether I'll be husband of the year for sharing a TOE comic or if she'll just stare at me like I'm insane 😂
Okay but as someone with OCD this is actually how OCD works. I got extremely sick after sitting on one particular couch and never sat on it again
Makes me realize that we never ask the couch if it's comfortable! Obv. not going anywhere near JD Vance territory, but will no one think of couches?
Many of the lines make them sound like Russian acting American. Did the Russians replace Neil because he doesn't like Trump?
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Warm summer oysters is a terrifying sentence... Anyway, back to my extra rare grilled chicken
Terrifying sentence, or excellent band name?
Never drive a car while eating aged egg salad. Stupid car ruined a wonderful experience for me
Those are typos in the first page, right? I'm not lose mind, right?
No thank!
Thank you for the comic Neilissa, my hands were starting to shake, and itch