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February 6, 2026

Weird and gross

Comments (35)

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✨WhaleNoises✨ · February 11, 2026

I just cackled so hard that I wheezed. 🤣

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Grappling · February 8, 2026

The fact that the pig's eyes move in the 5th panel tells me that it's in fact a piggy bank, but a sentient pig that they put there

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John Feiler · February 7, 2026

Wow.

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Martin Cooper · February 7, 2026

Great wine poster

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Tom · February 13, 2026

Need the poster... For a friend

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Paul Prunty · February 7, 2026

JENEDAAA!!!

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Paul Prunty · February 7, 2026

JIETSUOOO!!!

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Anders · February 7, 2026

Damm. Would love a desktop wallpaper with those kiddos.

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Alyssa Steinhardt · February 6, 2026

Oh. This one is about me and my kids.

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Not Alain · February 6, 2026

Oh god, they're gonna grow up to be addicted to Final Fantasy or some shit

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kittimiyo · February 6, 2026

As a parent of what are surely going to be the "weird and gross" kids of their generation, I also know what I've got.

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Sunnyrea · February 6, 2026

They look like the sweetest, normalest kids to me

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Ciara Frost · February 6, 2026

Little ditty bout Jick and Jiane

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Paul Koepke · February 6, 2026

I'm severely disappointed that we did not get to see them eat pork chops entirely via slurps.

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Billy · February 6, 2026

This is my sister's kids! But they're getting a little better as they get older. ... Mostly.

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jay · February 6, 2026

Juck 💗 Jethany 💗

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Simon Fox · February 6, 2026

Gen Alphas and their vivisecting... When will they grow up?

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Stuart O'Reilly · February 6, 2026

Jesus fucking christ. 10/10

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AGNMF · February 6, 2026

Aww, they’ve got his eyes!

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Alex English · February 6, 2026

I truly adored that one. And as a father of a 4-years-old monster, I relate. He at least treats his toys slightly better than vivesection, but not everyone is perfect.

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Jacob Sabin · February 6, 2026

Ah, I remember going through my first stint of puberty.

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Richard Burke · February 6, 2026

Dude. What a twist.

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Eightyfourmer · February 6, 2026

Damn. I've been reading your comics for a while now, but I still did not see that coming. Hats off to you.

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Horik · February 6, 2026

The vivisected bear is the icing on this terror cake

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WJ · February 6, 2026

So was the pig a snack or like a Nanny-cam?

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Peter Hollo · February 6, 2026

Ahahahaha ahhhhhmazing, this is why Kohney + Kohney make the best comics that there are, and the that that they are is the best comics (that there are).

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Sara A · February 6, 2026

Come on, we're supposed to believe they're the weird and gross kids without any comparison to their cousins???

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hipcheck · February 6, 2026

I just watched "Black Bird" on AppleTV, and it's basically the drama version of this. They say it's "based on a true story", so I guess they left out the part about the white bony monsters...

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Big Abuelita Energy · February 6, 2026

"They are what they are, and the are that they are, is..." I had to pause, and reload a save while reading that sentence, but I got there

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Neil Kohney · February 11, 2026

The original version of that line was deemed too entirely incomprehensible by Marissa. So I had to change it to just mostly incomprehensible

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Shawn · February 6, 2026

I agree. It's the weird name spelling making the kids weird and gross

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Basingstoke Kev · February 6, 2026

Nothing at all could have prepared me for that second to last panel 🤣🤣🤣

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Chris Knutson · February 6, 2026

I like my wine like I like my men...

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Aditya Rameshan · February 6, 2026

...... considering how weird these comics can get, I still didn't see that ending coming

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Phanpy100 · February 6, 2026

Man it shows a lot on my mental state regarding plushies that the bear in the second-to-last-panel made me feel bad