January 2026 patreon exclusive comic #2
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I just don’t understand “new” “math”
Love this comic! Very like the cult horror classic, Uzumaki.
The number that 8 my brain
Its eights all the way down.
When I was little, one of our neighbors had a horse, and one time my older sisters took me over there to see it. They asked if I wanted to feed it grass, and I said okay, and they said okay but told me to hold the grass with my hand flat and not to poke my finger up into the horse’s mouth. Never in a million years would it have ever occurred to me to poke my finger into a horse’s mouth, but because they said not to it put the idea into my head. So of course while I was feeding the horse I poked my finger up into its mouth, and of course it bit down on my finger and wouldn’t let go. It was not until several panic-screeching minutes later that we were able to get the horse to let go of my finger. This story has no moral.
As all good stories don't'n't
I get that.
It can't be that ba-8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
I feel like I stumbled upon lovecraftian horrors yet unfamiliar to my feeblemind