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January 30, 2026

A fictional scenario featuring fictional characters talking about even more fictional characters

Comments (33)

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Riiki · February 20, 2026

I see you dog...DO YOUR DUTY

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Erik G.M Frankel · January 31, 2026

"Thick Mucus Membrane" YUM!!

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Matt A · January 31, 2026

Everyone needs to see this. What is the best way to share this with every single person

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Rhiannon Frater · January 30, 2026

Go, doggie, go! I believe in you!

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jackheathwriter · January 30, 2026

"Bluey mauls you, the mouse from Ratatouille feeds you a poisoned beef Wellington, and Rick Moranis shrinks you then stomps on you..."

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jackheathwriter · February 22, 2026

Hey, if Rick Moranis isn't fictional how come no-one's seen him since 1997, Rickle me that

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K Smith · January 30, 2026

as a person who was born and raised in DC, I have always feared a Luke Skywalker type situation where someone (understandably) retaliates against the empire by blasting the whole city. With that in mind I would humbly request that they concentrate their laser beam radius to within the Capitol Hill region. But i also understand if that's impossible due to logistical reasons. Thank you for your consideration

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Zihuatanejo · January 30, 2026

I'm so glad this comic depicts such a highly fictional scenario and we absolutely do not have to be concerned with anything even vaguely similar to this in real life.

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RLB52 · January 30, 2026

The framed pictures in the back are hilarious 😂

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Not Alain · January 30, 2026

They even had the people of Planet Neutral from Futurama in the model and they had some very strong feelings.

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jackheathwriter · January 30, 2026

Hahahaha, this comment is EXCELLENT 👏

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Thomás Müller · January 30, 2026

Fortunately, the Science Bitches™ knew who they were dealing with and did bring in Fat Dog as a security measure. Good bitches, you science ones!

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Billy · January 30, 2026

So long as Schmobert F. Barnaby, Jr. and his brainwyrm die horribly before me, I'll be good.

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jackheathwriter · January 30, 2026

Now there's a guy with genital mucus

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Chris Knutson · January 30, 2026

Wouldn't it be crazy if our president really did look like a lump of orange silly putty in an ill-fitting suit, and didn't give two shits about anything that didn't effect himself directly? That'd be super weird.

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B Sichling · January 30, 2026

Batman decides to be more flexible on the "no killing" thing, Spider-Man says a lot of really funny stuff before the web noose, and Super Mario...it's better if we don't say.

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Chris Knutson · January 30, 2026

I think it's better if we do say, but of course I'm Hannibal Lecture. (No relation.)

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Shawn · January 30, 2026

I wanna know who's Science Bitch #1, good play with 4&7 tho ;)

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J.R. Murdock · January 30, 2026

I love Fat Dog in the last panel LoL

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hipcheck · January 30, 2026

Ha! This is...this is...this is actually depressing. Thanks a lot, funnypeople! While you're at it why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?

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Cayrs · January 30, 2026

This cuts deeper than Hannibal's scalpel.

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Katyna Smith · January 30, 2026

Dungeon Crawler Carl and Donut simultaneously bomb and laser eyes him while Elle frost blasts him

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Samuel Harrison · January 30, 2026

Somehow you've managed to write this in a way where I hear it in a worse version of his already terrible voice

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Andrew · January 30, 2026

It's kind of gurgly.

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Fílos · January 30, 2026

Scientists need to know the Nuremberg Principle applies to them too! The scoundrels

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Robin Langford · January 30, 2026

Not just bananas. Bananananas.

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Daniel Gore · January 30, 2026

I wonder what protagonist would take the longest

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Daniel Gore · January 30, 2026

Luffy?

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Stargyde · January 30, 2026

J.E. + D.T. <3. ;)

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Jacob Duenke · January 30, 2026

Always searching for these hidden gems. Never disappointed lol

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Get Familiar With · January 30, 2026

Excellent start, but I think we need MANY MORE examples of what would happen. I'm not sure I completely understand.

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Steve C-B · January 30, 2026

Not sure how you got a live recording from the White House but this is great journalism!

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Andrew S · January 30, 2026

Love the subtle "Science Bitch" detail.