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The most precious treasure of the Mother-Church of all Thighs and the final destination for many pilgrims, the Pelvis of Khazula-Zashat. *** Lore / Notable Leggios; part 2 Praethighrian Guard The center of the Empire of Hips and Thighs represents the unification of all the Thighological denomination

Lore / Notable Leggios; part 1 1st Beetroot Leggio. Literally the First Leggio of the Empire of Hips and Thighs, formed by the first First Empress of Meat, Bootillia Slapis as an elite Imperial army to combat the last remaining forces of the Hegemony. Centuries later, it still serves the province of

Showing off the most powerful weapon in her arsenal. *** Lore / Cataphractuhr Onores Unlike many other nations, the Imperial Knights of Creation do not have the freedom to choose their Doctrines. They are all part of a machine that must run flawlessly, and deviations are unacceptable. Instead, every

Cataphractuhr Panoply: The most noticeable design feature of this magnificent armature is the absence of pelvic protection, which is explained by the fact that no armour-plating can withstand the might of a running Cataphractuhr. Most materials just shatter into pieces within first seconds, and any

“Our Conviction is impervious to weakness. Our Thighs radiate voltaic confidence. Our Hips exude galvanic truth. Our motions call down the thunder. We have weeded out sinful sprouts from our thoughts; The blooms of the True Faith have blossomed in their stead. We are the Gardeners of Death, And Her

“I live by faith and I will die by faith: ... I was brought into this world from the Thighs, On the day of my death I will hear them clap, And my body will once again become one with Her Bottom.” There was a time when the Empire sat on the blade of a sword that dug deeper into its flesh with each pa

Leggionehr Stealth Suits: The name reflects their primary purpose – you needn't fear an enemy who doesn’t know about you. While not as durable and protective as many non-Imperial armors, their lightweight designs provide other type of functional benefits, which is why the Empire was the first to pro

“Let our sweat and moans become one.” These places are known by many other names which are alone enough to describe what happens behind their doors: the Pink-light Chapel, the Temple of Pleasures, the Carnal House. Such gatherings have existed since ancient times, but today in the Empire they are se

“The warmth of blessed Thighs will protect your soul from cold-blooded sin.” Although it is entirely normal, and even endorsed by many Herquisitors, to praise and worship our Joyful Allmother and Her Gorgeous Body, it is the Thighlanders who are Her most devoted children, the builders of the righteo

The central element is a purple triangular shield, also known as the Trigon of Hips and Thighs. Depending on the perspective of various tribes and provinces in which they reside, it can represents many concepts. It may symbolize the three key cities of the Empire, situated in an almost perfectly equ

Traditional vestures of the three main denominations of the Church of Thighs: the Gluteus nun's cassock, the Interioris monk's garb, and Lappian votary's gown.

"A truly pious devotee of the Bottom is never reluctant to offer her hips to the spiritual neighbors for a divine embrace." *** The Empire Hips of Thighs is a land of peace. Its citizens do not fall to petty crimes and meaningless thuggery, because dark sinful thoughts have no place in your heart wh

(A reminder that Meorenell Decade is equal to 8 years, Century to 64 years, and Millennium to 512) General History “Deify Her Hips and Thighs!” The largest of the Four Great Nations. The history books of the Empire of Hips and Thighs are as thick as the Bottoms of its people. A civilization that spr

"A painting of a [REDACTED] noble, created based on the descriptive materials available in Herquisitorial Archives." *** Her daughters and our sisters, who are Forgotten but not Forgiven. The founders of the Hegemony and the instigators of the Legacy of Regret, which led to the Grievous Strife and,

The most known army of the Feet Republic, operating in all parts of the planet that are controlled by the children of Meora, from the calm seas of the Waist Region to the stormy depth surrounding the Ocean of Mud. After generations of seafaring, the Republic possesses strategically valuable near-per

Sollesahr Combat Suits: Several variants of the low-end Sollesahr combat suits, such as the Giselle-11, are practically identical to the advanced Hussahr combat suits, but when compared, the Hardening protective functionality is much smoother and has little to no movement restriction. These suits ar

“My art is dance, for I am an artiste of theater. My art is death, for I am an artiste of war. I answer the call of Loyalty, for I am a patriot. In the river of history I am but a drop, But its mighty currents are unstoppable. I vow to liquidate our enemies; And their blood will become the rain, Whi

Coast Guard The Coast Guard is the Republic's primary shore and littoral domestic defense force. Its mission is to protect Feetland’s coastal and sea borders from Envasions, astray Jealous Beastiary, Infernal Miscreations, Heretic infiltration, and hostile monstrous creatures. The Coast Guard consis

“One toe is easy to break, but the bundle of legs is unbreakable!” Grazhdaninship equals liberty and respect, but both must be deserved. Not a single person living on the lands of Feet Republic was born as its Grazhdanin, but earned the right to be called one by the sweat on her brows. By proving on

Hussahrs: In the era of firearms and war machines, even ordinary people have the power to fight and assist the Engifted and Knights of Creation in the holy war against the Serpent’s spawn. For some nations this is not a voluntary, including the Feet Republic, beset by monsters on all sides, and whos

A classification of many dangerous animals, ranging from insects to mammals. The specific principles of how and why Draconic Lifeforms are born are still unknown, but the most prominent theory is that it is an active mutation within organisms created by the Gift, just as we, the children of Meora, a

Dommysahrs / Lore “Remember, Grazhdanin! If you behave like an immoral trash – then you will crawl at my feet like a trash” The title of an elite government official from the Department of Everything and Anything. Dommysahrs tasked with investigating the adherence and dedication of citizens toward t

“Women are born with elegant feet to be kissed; futen are born with graceful lips for the kissing.” Like the left and right leg, Meora created Females and futales equal, to compliment each other, to support something much bigger than themselves… it is just that the Feets believe that one is more equ

Separated from the rest of Meoirty, the people of Feet region developed their own unique traditions and values that still persist in modern lifestyle. Those people who arrived later, with the Age of Aspects, did not try to fight these customs, but, on the contrary, adopted them themselves. The Feets

The Coat of Arms of the Feet Republic is adorned with imagery and symbolism of Feetic culture, not always obvious to outsiders, such as the depictions of the Toad and Heron, which embody all the people of the Republic carrying the Great Nation into an era of prosperity, with wisdom and enthusiasm re

(A reminder that Meorenell Decade is equal to 8 years, Century to 64 years, and Millennium to 512) General History “Serve Her Feet!” The youngest of the Four Great Nations, but well deserving of its status still. The history of this land is… complicated. Most of the early facts have been lost due to

There almost nothing is known of Her Gorgeousness south of the Necklace Sea. No Feetic ship can disembark on its beaches, and no Tumish Sky fleet can withstand the unnatural winds. It is the land forbidden to the rest of Meority as much as to the Jealous Beastiary who steer clear from its shores in

I asked Narrator (or Scribe) to explain more clearly where and how the Jealous Beastiary are coming from. She gave me this...

Bossotuhr Armor: “Titan’s Dress” – is neoteric Armor Pattern, consisting of a heavy and stout full-plate panoply, melded and supported by an advanced exo-muscle garment underneath. Highly expensive in production and maintenance, after two decades a complete set has only been produced and issued to m

Milky Retinue The greatest of all Bossotuhrs and the Personal Elite of the Platinum Generals, acting as their hands and lips. Dressed in gilded armor and crimson draperies, they are privileged to hold an exclusive title of Bossomotohr. So glorious are their deeds, so rich is their history, so brave

“I smite the enemies with the wrath of polar winds, For I am the forger of death. Mine armor is my duty, mine weapon is my art. Her Light have purified mine flesh, And my will is mend by steel. My body will fight even when dead. For I am the wall; We – are the Fortress.” Ancient Kingdom of Bosom is

Knights of Creation: “Fearless, Loyal, Dutiful, Faithful; we are the Engifted, who foster the clearest minds and honed ingenuity within; clad in magnificent armor and equipped with mightiest armaments created by Meority; we live dedicated to a single cause, the purest of purposes – to be that which

“You are a brick in this wall, one of many! You do not shift, you do not hesitate! You only serve given purpose – to be the wall!” The Realms of Bosom maintain permanent armed forces, or better said: they maintain a society of perpetual war. It is a defensive army of a size that cannot be rapidly mu

After centuries of withstanding malevolent Envasions, the Realms have perfected defensive and fortification tactics: be that within Fortress Cities or outside their walls, Bosomian defenders become immovable walls against any foe that dares to walk on the Milkland. To compliment these tactics, the B

Extinguishers / Lore There are those, who deserve to die with honor: Tofar who feel the irrepressible inner fury that creeps through their facade of tranquility and refuse to succumb to it, the Heroes so great that they can’t die on the battlefield yet do not want to perish as pathetic old husks in

“The value of your life is equal to the size of the Soft that our Gorgeous and Joyful bestowed upon your shoulders.“ Brestocratic Feudalism is an established social system of the Realms of Bosom; society is divided into four classes, which is held by a rationale chain: “Planks mine for the Yeomams;

“The weight of the breasts you carry on own shoulders represents the weight of the duties and responsibilities which are waiting you in life.” It was the Fate, given by Her, for some of Her children to venture south and live between Her Mountains. It was the Fate, given by Her, for them to found a G

The Coat of Arms of the Realm of Bosom composed of three crests: the Big United Coat of Arms and two lesser Arms belonging to the Royal families. An imagery of Iron Chains surrounds each Coat of Arms, as a reminder of the unbreakable cold spirit and unifying duty of Bosomian society. Big United Coat

“Valiant Madarmes preventing the pathetic Flat Justice agitator from disturbing the peace of Brestocratic Order.” *** Originated as a group of “Moms with Arms” inside many Fortress Cities – a peacekeeping movement during the years of Grim and Fierce Envasions in the first century UAA, when the law e

(A reminder that Meorenell Decade is equal to 8 years, Century to 64 years, and Millennium to 512) General History “Praise Her Bosom!” The oldest of the Four Great Nations in its entirety: from its guarded domain to its form of government, Bosomian culture has remained unchanged for thousands of yea

Releasing it after I finished with Four Great Nations is too long to wait, releasing it at random moment during this topic is weird, thus it shall be seen at the beginning.

Clip from an interview with a Mawl who experienced life inside Lord’s Domain. Blue-Blue Report, Tumtober 1158. “...I dunno. Me like chocolate! There was many chocolate things! Trees made of chocolate! Earth made of chocolate! Rabbits made of chocolate! She built houses for us from chocolate and cand

The Serpent lives even when dead, for it is Eternal. It was sealed in the prison made by Meora, but Its influence can reach outside, and some things obey Its commands. Yet with equal hatred and envy they bear towards all which exists, they hate each other for existing as much, giving us a chance to

A New Year Celebration; An annual festival commemorating birth of Eight Aspects, Exaltation of Eight Sacred tribes, the end of Grievous Strife, global peace among all sistren, and the beginning of Anno Aspecti – the Age of Aspects. Celebrated through the Last Day of the Old Year and the First Day of

An honorable Jager upon defeated Dragon Sloth *** Chosen or demanded, it is the duty of many – to put their lives at risk in the never-ending war against Hellish Spawn that continually advances upon the shores of Her Gorgeousness, eager to devour us. However, no matter how hard our bravest fight, th